lol funny thing happened to night..

[Snoopy]

yeah. High quality plys.

[CloudThe2H]

Well me and my friend was walking down a street with a beer in our hands. And suddenly my friend stoped and i didnt noticed it and when i checked back he was standing and laughing.. I walked back and i saw it.. haha.. He was watching through a window and there was a TV and the guy who sat there watched porn and just sat there in underwear, with lights on and all. So everyone who was walking past could see it. So my friend drank up his beer quick and throwed the can on the window and quick as hell the guy switched channel.. Well that was funny as hell. I just feelt like sharing this lol..

LMFAO!!!

That's a good one.

Once when I was staying at my friends house, we had just came back from 'Hungry Jacks' (Burger King in USA) and we just were about to walk into his house, when we look in his next door neighbors screen door, and this woman (40ish) sitting on another guy, bobbing up and down with her dress over the couch. We guessed they were having sex, that or playing 'giddy-up'.

LOL

[Grimm-.-]

they play porn on cable too, just have to have the movie channels.

That's not porn, that's just poor acting and boobies. Oh wait...

no, it's porn, shitty porn though.

BOOO... I hate those... All they show is boobs and ass... Fail Fail Fail!

[CrimsonNuker]

Omggg I have a friend that used to sleep over at his other friend's house like every week and occasionally his friend's dad would have sex with his gf (oldies btw) and they were in the room right beside it so they could hear banging on the walls and moaning, it was probably the grossest thing they ever heard loll

And another time, i was at my friend's house and we were going to dl music and his little brother was with us too and I checked the download screen to see how the progress was going and there were like 10 porn files and he turned his head and wispered "omg DELETE THEM NOW!"

[Grimm-.-]

Omggg I have a friend that used to sleep over at his other friend's house like every week and occasionally his friend's dad would have sex with his gf (oldies btw) and they were in the room right beside it so they could hear banging on the walls and moaning, it was probably the grossest thing they ever heard loll

And another time, i was at my friend's house and we were going to dl music and his little brother was with us too and I checked the download screen to see how the progress was going and there were like 10 porn files and he turned his head and wispered "omg DELETE THEM NOW!"

LOL!.
If they weren't old i would have asked if i could get a turn:(

[CrimsonNuker]

Omggg I have a friend that used to sleep over at his other friend's house like every week and occasionally his friend's dad would have sex with his gf (oldies btw) and they were in the room right beside it so they could hear banging on the walls and moaning, it was probably the grossest thing they ever heard loll

And another time, i was at my friend's house and we were going to dl music and his little brother was with us too and I checked the download screen to see how the progress was going and there were like 10 porn files and he turned his head and wispered "omg DELETE THEM NOW!"

LOL!.
If they weren't old i would have asked if i could get a turn:(

OMFG INCEST

[Grimm-.-]

Omggg I have a friend that used to sleep over at his other friend's house like every week and occasionally his friend's dad would have sex with his gf (oldies btw) and they were in the room right beside it so they could hear banging on the walls and moaning, it was probably the grossest thing they ever heard loll

And another time, i was at my friend's house and we were going to dl music and his little brother was with us too and I checked the download screen to see how the progress was going and there were like 10 porn files and he turned his head and wispered "omg DELETE THEM NOW!"

LOL!.
If they weren't old i would have asked if i could get a turn:(

OMFG INCEST

If I was the friend...-.-"

[Snoopy]

I was downloading things on limewire, and my mum walks in and she starts to talk to me then she looks what I was downloading. It wasn't anything bad, but up the top of the list of sources it had writes "Something Something Girl has shaking orgasm during sex". My mum thought I was looking at that I was like wtf no.

[Grimm-.-]

I was downloading things on limewire, and my mum walks in and she starts to talk to me then she looks what I was downloading. It wasn't anything bad, but up the top of the list of sources it had writes "Something Something Girl has shaking orgasm during sex". My mum thought I was looking at that I was like wtf no.

lol... Thats not as bad as having your mom walk in on you fapping.

[CrimsonNuker]

Oh yeah? Well one time my mom was using my computer and at the same time, I was downloading a naruto movie and then it finished, so I went on and previewed it and my mom was still sitting infront of the computer, and then I started the movie and skipped to the middle and IT WAS PORN!

[Draquish]

I once had my entire family walk in JUST AS I CLIMAXED. Damn birthdays and the attention they give you.

[CrimsonNuker]

I once had my entire family walk in JUST AS I CLIMAXED. Damn birthdays and the attention they give you.

LMFAO TELL US WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

[Draquish]

Family turns around and walks away, my babies fall on the chair...and I told myself "well, that wasn't pleasurable", cleaned myself, and fapped again.

[Squirt]

Lol

Once i was wanking off and just as i was about to climax i hear door knowb moving so i close pron quickly and i put my thing in pants and i jizzed all over my boxers and right knee. i was like . and left the room

[CrimsonNuker]

kekekeke, one time my brother walked in just as I climaxed and I said "GTFO I PISSED MYSELF!"

Edit: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SQUIRT

[Grimm-.-]

Lol

Once i was wanking off and just as i was about to climax i hear door knowb moving so i close pron quickly and i put my thing in pants and i jizzed all over my boxers and right knee. i was like . and left the room

LOL That happened to me also... **** that was a mes!!!!!!!!!! Ugh LOL!
Didn't even get to enjoy the moment.

OH AND ROFL!!!!!
2 Threads Just turned into some time of FAP marathon!!

[crazyskwrls]

Lol

Once i was wanking off and just as i was about to climax i hear door knowb moving so i close pron quickly and i put my thing in pants and i jizzed all over my boxers and right knee. i was like . and left the room

LOL That happened to me also... **** that was a mes!!!!!!!!!! Ugh LOL!
Didn't even get to enjoy the moment.

OH AND ROFL!!!!!
2 Threads Just turned into some time of FAP marathon!!

i was just going to say that...

[Snoopy]

Lol

Once i was wanking off and just as i was about to climax i hear door knowb moving so i close pron quickly and i put my thing in pants and i jizzed all over my boxers and right knee. i was like . and left the room

All over your knee. Aiming is bad (referring to the circumcision topic).

[MixTape]

i would have grabbed the beer and keep watching it.

Get a girl and get some real action

[Squirt]

i would have grabbed the beer and keep watching it.

Get a girl and get some real action

Amelie is a girl...

[CrimsonNuker]

i would have grabbed the beer and keep watching it.

Get a girl and get some real action

Amelie is a girl...

I think he wanted her to do lesbo.

[Verfo]

What happened in those 2 days i was gone?/ , why is every thread turning in to fap related disccusion

[CrimsonNuker]

What happened in those 2 days i was gone?/ , why is every thread turning in to fap related disccusion

You were gone?

[Verfo]

i was on a cruise for the last 2 days

[Squirt]

What happened in those 2 days i was gone?/ , why is every thread turning in to fap related disccusion

SRF took the blue pill

[Snoopy]

lol Squirt, did you post that in the wrong thread before?

[Squirt]

Yeah dont know how the funk =/ >_>

[crazyskwrls]

just blame everything on squirt

[Squirt]

just blame everything on squirt

Yeah blame the brown guy.

[crazyskwrls]

just blame everything on squirt

Yeah blame the brown guy.

wait ur black?