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dom wrote:Every time they take a shot they have to put another bullet into the loader, it gives you time to stand still and come down on them. Between those pauses, when they can shoot, zig-zag but don't do it in a predictable pattern, or with long strides. Every second shift your direction and do it in varying degrees, from almost going head on, to strafing completely sideways - jumping is not advisable because you slow down and become an easier target. If they have a semi automatic gun, you keep doing the strafe thing until they pick up lots of recoil (typically 3 bullets) then you can take your time and place one on their head.

Alternatively, you can strafe out and show your shoulder, baiting the shot, then pop out and get ready for him to peek.


lol. Thx for the tips.

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**For anyone about to complain about cruelty; the spiders were dangerous spiders which have infested a local park and build webs in the middle of the paths where people (including children) walk. They died instantly (weren't harmed until the moment the sparkler bomb ignited). Therefore, this isn't cruelty; it is simply an alternative way of eradicating a threat to locals.
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my cousin use to pluck off their legs till the spiders are just boogers
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i just plaint hate spiders..the way they look with 8 legs..
One time when i woke up there was a spider literally inches away from my face hanging from its string..scared the hell out of me!

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Eat it.
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i see my kitten eat spiders all the time. im too much of a pussy to kill it myself. if i see one high on the wall, ill knock it down, get pickles(my kitten, ask for pics if you want to see how cute she is :D ) then she will stare at it intensely then sniff it then she will either pat at it with her paw or eat it. she is my hero :P
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Dark Shifty wrote:i see my kitten eat spiders all the time. im too much of a pussy to kill it myself. if i see one high on the wall, ill knock it down, get pickles(my kitten, ask for pics if you want to see how cute she is :D ) then she will stare at it intensely then sniff it then she will either pat at it with her paw or eat it. she is my hero :P


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**For anyone about to complain about cruelty; the spiders were dangerous spiders which have infested a local park and build webs in the middle of the paths where people (including children) walk. They died instantly (weren't harmed until the moment the sparkler bomb ignited). Therefore, this isn't cruelty; it is simply an alternative way of eradicating a threat to locals.


If they wanted to kill the spiders coz they cause havoc at least they'll kill the spiders fast, not torturing them and scarying them to death.
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Dark Shifty wrote:i see my kitten eat spiders all the time. im too much of a pussy to kill it myself. if i see one high on the wall, ill knock it down, get pickles(my kitten, ask for pics if you want to see how cute she is :D ) then she will stare at it intensely then sniff it then she will either pat at it with her paw or eat it. she is my hero :P


my cat does the same thing but with all insects lol..though I myself just leave spiders 2 there own devices...I hate moths though :/
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Didn't the Discovery Channel have a show on this?
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I'm going to buy one of those for my dad, for Christmas. Maybe that way he won't come back empty handed from his hunting trips.
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WOW, one nice video Grandpa!!!


ok on topic now, when its hanging from your roof with its web, get a cup of boiling water and put it under it, so it would slowly fall down to the pit of boiling water.


then for your backyard, try to turn it to a green house and just pollute it :P
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emperor3000 wrote:WOW, one nice video Grandpa!!!


ok on topic now, when its hanging from your roof with its web, get a cup of boiling water and put it under it, so it would slowly fall down to the pit of boiling water.


then for your backyard, try to turn it to a green house and just pollute it :P


Unless the spider jumps onto your hand and then you freak out, causing you spill boiling water all over yourself. Leaving you crawled up in pain. While you are down, the spider calls its friends and they eat your face. Awesome.

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To Montblanc



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