I Guess I Should Have Been A Girl...?

Ell · Post by **Ell** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:05 pm

Wow, your gender seems to play a pretty big role. Um I got 84 years but I didn't know any of the cholesterol or blood pressure stuff.

Just for fun

Information entered

Personal
Gender male
Current age 16
Weight 1000
Height 0 feet 1 inches
Frame size large
Education completed high school
How would a friend describe you? Aggressive intense and quick to anger
Family History
Grandparents who lived past age 80 0
Mother Died of heart attack or stoke before the age 50
Father Died of heart attack or stoke before the age 50
Parents, siblings or grandparents who have had cancer, cardiovascular disease or childhood-onset diabetes 20
Died before age of 60 of these conditions 19
Died of natural causes before age 60? 1
Health
Blood pressure 150/300
Diastolic pressure ever over 90? yes
Over 105? yes
Weight fluctuated by more than 10 pounds? yes
Cholesterol level 500
Cholesterol ever over 240? yes
Over 300? yes
Lifestyle
Drink alcohol yes
Ever drink more than 2 drinks a day? yes
Regularly drink until intoxicated? yes
Ever smoked? yes
Years since quit smoking 0
Cigarettes smoked per day 100
Smoked marijuana once a week or more yes
Diet
Eating habits high-fat foods with little or no fruit or vegetables
Exercise
Exercise routine avoid all physical exertion, other than the path between your couch and the refrigerator.
Regular doctor's exams? no
Driving
Moving violations or accidents within 3 years? yes
More than 4 in the past two years? yes
Times convicted of driving under the influence within 5 years? 10
Wear safety belts? no
Results

Answer
Life Expectancy 19
Details
Ideal Weight 147
Biggest positive factors
Biggest negative factors Family health,Weight,Driving under the influence
Assumptions & Simplifications
This calculator uses the averages for life expectancy based on your age, sex, family history and personal lifestyle.

Disconn3cted · Post by **Disconn3cted** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:56 pm

it said my life expectancy is 77 years

Post by **Rainigul** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:58 pm

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Diet
2. Age of grandparents
3. Cholesterol level

The one biggest negative factor that you have going for you is:
1. Gender

89 years, dammmmnnnnn.

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:31 pm

If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 92 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 118 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Diet

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Weight

I honestly can't imagine gaining 25 lbs.. i'd feel SO fat.

southkorea321 · Post by **southkorea321** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:46 pm

86, but I have my doubts.

Thx to KeyJ for insightful topics!

StuckUP · Post by **StuckUP** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:24 pm

Itonami wrote:If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 92 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 118 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Diet

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Weight

I honestly can't imagine gaining 25 lbs.. i'd feel SO fat.

wow....and no you won't be fat i weight 130 pounds and I have a nice body...even if i say so myself

now I'm trying to get rid of 5 pounds so I can weight 125 pounds

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:42 pm

-_- why do i have to die so young.....i should start exercising more and stress less...i can change!

Post by **Rainigul** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:11 am

Itonami wrote:If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 92 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 118 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Diet

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Weight

I honestly can't imagine gaining 25 lbs.. i'd feel SO fat.

*Cough* anorexic *Cough*

Jkjk

Barotix · Post by **Barotix** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:38 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
Itonami wrote:If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 92 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 118 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Diet

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Weight

I honestly can't imagine gaining 25 lbs.. i'd feel SO fat.

*Cough* anorexic *Cough*

Jkjk

oO
i dont wanna know when i die.
i'll just go thru life all chill, then die rich and glorious

Post by **Rainigul** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:53 am

Barotix wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
Itonami wrote:If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 92 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 118 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Diet

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Weight

I honestly can't imagine gaining 25 lbs.. i'd feel SO fat.

*Cough* anorexic *Cough*

Jkjk

oO
i dont wanna know when i die.
i'll just go thru life all chill, then die rich and glorious

I'm probably gonna live for a long time because I"m not paranoid about dying.

Interesting how it works out like that, huh?

Barotix · Post by **Barotix** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:11 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
Barotix wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
Itonami wrote:If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 92 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 118 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Diet

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Weight

I honestly can't imagine gaining 25 lbs.. i'd feel SO fat.

*Cough* anorexic *Cough*

Jkjk

oO
i dont wanna know when i die.
i'll just go thru life all chill, then die rich and glorious

I'm probably gonna live for a long time because I"m not paranoid about dying.

Interesting how it works out like that, huh?

?im not paranoid about dieing.
i can die right now, and not realy care.
i just dont want 2 know when, because then im gonna wanna know how.
and i cant realy know how.
you get it?
i dont care about death nor fear it, human mortality is part of life, and well you just deal with it.

if this thing is accurate and it says something like you will die at 64, i'll be distressed because ive planned my life up til 80,
after 80 i'll probadly just do suicide like a stoic

Post by **Rainigul** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:14 am

Barotix wrote:
?im not paranoid about dieing.
i can die right now, and not realy care.
i just dont want 2 know when, because then im gonna wanna know how.
and i cant realy know how.
you get it?
i dont care about death nor fear it, human mortality is part of life, and well you just deal with it.

if this thing is accurate and it says something like you will die at 64, i'll be distressed because ive planned my life up til 80,
after 80 i'll probadly just do suicide like a stoic

Haha, I never said you were paranoid about dying, but yeah I can see why you might have though I said that.
You wouldn't care if you died now? I wouldn't like to die now, but I don't fear death.
This isn't a fullproof test, lol. People have all sorts of different theories about how long you can live. Supposedly your outlook on life affects your lifespan severely. A sadistic person will live only 30 years when an optimistic person will live for 90 years :shock:

I don't have a planned out life, although I expect my life to be pretty complete by 50/60.
Then I'll just live my life for a little while longer, I hope I don't need any life support or anything.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:25 am

Im still going through my teen immortality phase.....i will NEVAR DIE!!!

WrEcK · Post by **WrEcK** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:29 am

Results
Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 76 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 157 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Personality type
2. Weight
3. Weight history

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Family health
3. Smoking

only 76 years =[

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:05 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
Itonami wrote:If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 92 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 118 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Diet

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Weight

I honestly can't imagine gaining 25 lbs.. i'd feel SO fat.

*Cough* anorexic *Cough*

Jkjk

I'm not anorexic o_O
I'm just short, and built small.. I'm only 5'1''.

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:22 am

Ell wrote:Wow, your gender seems to play a pretty big role. Um I got 84 years but I didn't know any of the cholesterol or blood pressure stuff.

Just for fun
Information entered

Personal
Gender male
Current age 16
Weight 1000
Height 0 feet 1 inches
Frame size large
Education completed high school
How would a friend describe you? Aggressive intense and quick to anger
Family History
Grandparents who lived past age 80 0
Mother Died of heart attack or stoke before the age 50
Father Died of heart attack or stoke before the age 50
Parents, siblings or grandparents who have had cancer, cardiovascular disease or childhood-onset diabetes 20
Died before age of 60 of these conditions 19
Died of natural causes before age 60? 1
Health
Blood pressure 150/300
Diastolic pressure ever over 90? yes
Over 105? yes
Weight fluctuated by more than 10 pounds? yes
Cholesterol level 500
Cholesterol ever over 240? yes
Over 300? yes
Lifestyle
Drink alcohol yes
Ever drink more than 2 drinks a day? yes
Regularly drink until intoxicated? yes
Ever smoked? yes
Years since quit smoking 0
Cigarettes smoked per day 100
Smoked marijuana once a week or more yes
Diet
Eating habits high-fat foods with little or no fruit or vegetables
Exercise
Exercise routine avoid all physical exertion, other than the path between your couch and the refrigerator.
Regular doctor's exams? no
Driving
Moving violations or accidents within 3 years? yes
More than 4 in the past two years? yes
Times convicted of driving under the influence within 5 years? 10
Wear safety belts? no
Results

Answer
Life Expectancy 19
Details
Ideal Weight 147
Biggest positive factors
Biggest negative factors Family health,Weight,Driving under the influence
Assumptions & Simplifications
This calculator uses the averages for life expectancy based on your age, sex, family history and personal lifestyle.

lol here are my answers

Results
Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 74 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 178 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age of parents
2. Age of grandparents
3. Personality type

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Diet
3. Weight

Ashikiheyun · Post by **Ashikiheyun** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:23 am

I'm living till 74 supposedly.

Peety · Post by **Peety** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:10 am

I got 22 years starting with age 19 and 425 5'3" lol...

but mine was 67 years...

skipped the whole blood pressure part though

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:15 am

I got 67, i can live with that.

Wu · Post by Wu » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:30 am

69

I like that number, it will keep me fit

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age of parents
2. Age of grandparents
3. Personality type

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Family health
3. Diet (I am skinny but eat unhealthy)

The negative factor list wasnt big enough to add smoking.

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:50 am

Awwwwww. A health related thread, my forte. I thought this thread was about KeyJ o_0.

alienjep · Post by **alienjep** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:34 am

Here's mine

Results
Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 74 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 164 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Weight history
2. Smoking
3. Driving habits

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Weight
3. Personality type

and i haven't smoke and drive in my whole life

Post by **Rainigul** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:22 am

alienjep wrote:Here's mine

Results
Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 74 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 164 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Weight history
2. Smoking
3. Driving habits

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Weight
3. Personality type

and i haven't smoke and drive in my whole life

Personality type is bad for you?
I couldn't tell.

(I'm serious if it seems like I'm not).

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:30 am

Results
Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 88 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 179 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age of parents
2. Age of grandparents
3. Personality type

The one biggest negative factor that you have going for you is:
1. Gender

must be wrong....

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:54 am

I thought I'd post this in here, it really made me laugh

One day, I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life, I've eaten only junk food, and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends, I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."

"Absolutely, absolutely amazing," I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"

"Thirty-one," she replied.

alienjep · Post by **alienjep** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:08 am

Bastet wrote:I thought I'd ost this in here, it really made me laugh

One day, I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"
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"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life, I've eaten only junk food, and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends, I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."

"Absolutely, absolutely amazing," I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"

"Thirty-one," she replied.

lol @ her age...

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:32 am

alienjep wrote:
Bastet wrote:I thought I'd ost this in here, it really made me laugh

One day, I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"
<image>
"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life, I've eaten only junk food, and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends, I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."

"Absolutely, absolutely amazing," I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"

"Thirty-one," she replied.

lol @ her age...

Lolz Bastet. :love:

your jokes xD

BrokenSaint · Post by **BrokenSaint** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:49 am

PB_and_J wrote:84 years, but most of those questions didn't apply to me, (drinking, smoking, driving).

Same but I got 81.

QingMei · Post by **QingMei** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:27 pm

This is what I got. Skipped the bloodpressure stuff.

If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 102 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 130 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Personality type

Bastet wrote:I thought I'd post this in here, it really made me laugh

One day, I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

<image>

"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life, I've eaten only junk food, and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends, I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."

"Absolutely, absolutely amazing," I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"

"Thirty-one," she replied.

That made me LOL xD