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I'd pretend to be a zombie aswell so they won't murder me or whatever zombies do (spare me the details). :roll:
Then I'd go to some really nice island with nice food, nice weather, unlimited sugary junkfood, a house with a huge bathroom, internet and sattelite tv. Oh and some male company would be nice. NO ZOMBIE MALES! :x

That OR I'd plunder salt and/or meat shops and have a 'Free meat and salt party for zombies only' party! :D

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RuYi wrote:I'd pretend to be a zombie aswell so they won't murder me or whatever zombies do (spare me the details). :roll:
Then I'd go to some really nice island with nice food, nice weather, unlimited sugary junkfood, a house with a huge bathroom, internet and sattelite tv. Oh and some male company would be nice. NO ZOMBIE MALES! :x

That OR I'd plunder salt and/or meat shops and have a 'Free meat and salt party for zombies only' party! :D

@Rainigul: When a zombie tastes either salt or meat, he recovers his past personality and becomes aware of his state, immediately returning to the grave.


In what country? Zombies are the "undead" If you are talking about a "chinese zombie" maybe. But not the ones from the USA, or EUROPE lol.
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don't ask me why, but i have a shitload of swords @ home
so i'll probably take 2 katana's with me, and buy as much food & guns in the shops as i can =D
then i'll go to australia
because australia = safe
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Stuff 'em
Boil 'em
Stick 'em in a stew...

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Houses in spain have bars on the windows to prevent robberys. So i'd be safe playing silkroad as a zombie tried clawing my window in front of me xD
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skulldiver wrote:australia = safe


then let em come 8)

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Well, lets see.

I live in an apartment Complex. The apartment complex has security doors everywhere that requier an access card. Now there are 4 security level types:

Tenant: Access to all necessary areas, but not to staff only or restricted
Driver and Maid: Access only to certain areas like basement.
Staff: Access to most places, but limited acces to some Tenant facilities
Security/Manager: All Access.

As you can tell my familly all has Tenant level cards, but ive become friends with the security peeps here, (oddly enough from my mischevious childhood). So anyway, i was given a All Access card (Shhhh, it's a secret. A fun one ^.^)

Well anyway, probably would first of all take one of my mum's scimitars she bought when she was in Turky. My pellet gun, and my Collection of Shurikens and head downstairs to the security office in the basement. ID shut off all of the doors and elevators. Then if i could try to make it that only my card was working.

Id then probably go upstairs and see if that cute Japanese chick who lives on the 17th floor is still un-zombiefied. :P If yes WOOT. If not :( N yeah i guess id probably look for other survivors along the way... -_-". god they just get in the way :P

Id try to barricade the stairs by dumping some furniture from the storage room. So that they cant get higher than the 2nd floor.

Id then raid the minimart. Stock up on stuff and bring it all back to my Apartment. Best to be in an area where you know all Entrances/Exits and where shit is. Also, i can raid other peoples appartments looking for food or things that can be used as weapons if needed.

I got access to the roof of the building (30 floors) so i would write some signs up there, probably ligth a fire some kind of indicator im here...

Then id probably sit back and chill, watch TV and if i still got Internet id be on SRF XD
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I live pretty close a gunstore, which is in a lil strip mall place with a grocery store, so I guess i'd head there lol.

Depending on if they are fast zombies like 28 weeks later, or Slow zombies like Resident Evil, I would stay there for a while or go raid a best buy in my brand new hummer I just happend to find on the way there(in a new car dealership lot~)>.> lol.
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Priam wrote:i'd get on the phone with chuck norris, he'd know what to do.


but what if chuck norris was one of the zombies :shock: then what...we'd all be doomed unless we called someone like Will Smith action movie supa guy or Jesus his closest friend
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RuYi wrote:I'd pretend to be a zombie aswell so they won't murder me or whatever zombies do (spare me the details). :roll:
Then I'd go to some really nice island with nice food, nice weather, unlimited sugary junkfood, a house with a huge bathroom, internet and sattelite tv. Oh and some male company would be nice. NO ZOMBIE MALES! :x

That OR I'd plunder salt and/or meat shops and have a 'Free meat and salt party for zombies only' party! :D
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i would join you 8) ...but not before raiding my nearest store for as much
bapao as i can carry...because the zombies will see the bapao and realise
that am leet...and so they will run away :P
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I got a deadly liquid... :D :PI think i can hold back a few zombies while i reload!!! hehe
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I thought I would get more serious answers from SRF.. lol
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i would get my electrical fly killer, jumpstart it, and start messing with them.
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HeavyDutyLagger wrote:I thought I would get more serious answers from SRF.. lol


I wasnt kidding.
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Come post over here ask people for advice.
I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime.
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time.
'Cause at 5 o'clock they take me to the Gallows pole,
The sands of time for me are running low.

Can it be that there's some sort of error.
Hard to stop the surmounting terror.
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream.

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Key-J wrote:
HeavyDutyLagger wrote:I thought I would get more serious answers from SRF.. lol


I wasnt kidding.


i think nobody was >_<

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cin wrote:
Key-J wrote:
HeavyDutyLagger wrote:I thought I would get more serious answers from SRF.. lol


I wasnt kidding.


i think nobody was >_<


>.> yeah i was kinda dead serious...who doesn't like katanas
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I'd shag the girl next door, insisting that if we survive we would have to populate the world.

If that fails. I dunno .. get kinky.
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Crumpets wrote:I'd shag the girl next door, insisting that if we survive we would have to populate the world.

If that fails. I dunno .. get kinky.


with electric fly swatters o0
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XemnasXD wrote:
Crumpets wrote:I'd shag the girl next door, insisting that if we survive we would have to populate the world.

If that fails. I dunno .. get kinky.


with electric fly swatters o0


No ¯_¯
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Crumpets wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
Crumpets wrote:I'd shag the girl next door, insisting that if we survive we would have to populate the world.

If that fails. I dunno .. get kinky.


with electric fly swatters o0


No ¯_¯


oh cause its not like i was thinking of that no way >.>
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Crumpets wrote:get kinky.
:shock: Crumpets be a kinky one :P
Me, I say hey to them and be freinds whit them so we can hunt all kinky one .....:twisted:
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BlackFox wrote:
Crumpets wrote:get kinky.
:shock: Crumpets be a kinky one :P
Me, I say hey to them and be freinds whit them so we can hunt all kinky one .....:twisted:
I see how it is..You want to hunt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :cry:
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but what if chuck norris was one of the zombies then what...we'd all be doomed unless we called someone like Will Smith action movie supa guy or Jesus his closest friend


zomg nubs. call jackie chan ofc.!!
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Hmm...Would the dead become alive? Then we'd have Elvis, Bruce Lee,Shakespear, Einstein zombies...OMG..Einstein zombie would like invent a zombie signal that made them obey him then he would like control them all and attack us :'(
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I'd probably laugh my ass off.



..and grab a few of my tai chi swords <_<
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I always get exicted at the idea of somethin like that actually happening. I have lots of pent up anger and stress from this past year, I'd fucken love zombies to go nuts on.

I'd have blunts with chronic weed in them to bring those like 2pac and Eazy back to their senses.
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yeah i think in the end just getting as much food as you can making no noise at all in your attic will prevail
If the concept of us being all one consciousness's and us being one thing that lives endless through the cycle of nature the only clear emotion would be understanding .
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well...i guess i would either try to head out of the city towards the country
side. or failing that gather people around me and form a new civilisation
where we all worship the "M" from MacDonalds.

"da da da da da....am praying to it" :P
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ok i got my fly swatter whose ready to get kinky with zombie victims...anyone?
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