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So..easily bypassable, makes people unconfortamble, ergo waste of money.

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Oh, don't you worry. We europeans are gonna get 'em soon enough. At least I know the italian gov wants them for international flights.

Anyway..it's a waste of money, and since govs love wasting money, everyone's gonna get one soon.
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*BlackFox wrote:
deathtoall wrote:To anyone who is indifferent or for this. Just imagine them patting down your 1-16 year old sister daughter son brother. Yes even 3year olds get patted down. This shyt is just fuckin over the goddamn line.
+1 Yeah, It's Just Farking insane.. that's what it is!


They use babies as drug mules. What's stopping them from blowing up a 3-year-old? As much as I hate the thought of airport pat downs, we are constantly reminded that people will try to find a way to cause civilian casualties. Unfortunately, we are left in a very uncomfortable position -- between a deprived power-tripping asshole and a homicidal religious extremist.
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You guys point out very disturbing incidents caused by the TSA. I completely agree with your views on these cases; however, you must apply the fact that with any group people there will always be those who will act out inappropriately (extremists). I fly frequently in the US and I can tell you I've never had any problems with the security. You shouldn't judge the TSA as a whole because of the acts of a few asshole employees, just as you shouldn't judge islamic religion based on the action of a few extremists. I'm not denying these horrible things didn't happen, but from my point of view as a frequent flyer I can see that the TSA as a whole has very legitimate goals and means achieving them.
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Best TSA related video ever:

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lol.

Btw, there is a news piece going around about a guy in Denver getting arrested because he was Masturbating to a group of Highschool Netball players, this is fake, from a news source much like the Onion.

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inky wrote:They use babies as drug mules. What's stopping them from blowing up a 3-year-old? As much as I hate the thought of airport pat downs, we are constantly reminded that people will try to find a way to cause civilian casualties. Unfortunately, we are left in a very uncomfortable position -- between a deprived power-tripping asshole and a homicidal religious extremist.
If someone wants to hurt people, they will always find a way.
But this? screw that!
The child was innocence molested by freaky TSA and Seriously, they'd have to find another way.
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Apparently, TSA,makes the pilots go through the scans as well. Wth is the point in scanning a pilot?

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Tasdik wrote:Apparently, TSA,makes the pilots go through the scans as well. Wth is the point in scanning a pilot?

Pilots.... Have personal lives as well....
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Tasdik wrote:Apparently, TSA,makes the pilots go through the scans as well. Wth is the point in scanning a pilot?

We don't want the guys with handguns and the huge flying cylinder to be equipped with anything that can do large scale damage, duh.
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Tasdik wrote:Apparently, TSA,makes the pilots go through the scans as well. Wth is the point in scanning a pilot?

My best guess would be drugs, searching for a bomb wouldn't make sense since they can just crash the plane.
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Sighhhh.

I might be flying down to Miami for Christmas. I'll let u know if i was groped hard k?
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Key-J wrote:Sighhhh.

I might be flying down to Miami for Christmas. I'll let u know if i was groped hard k?

lol I have to go on an international flight during christmas, its gonna be weird.
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OruchiSavage wrote:isn't there some talk about muslim women being exempted from scanning for religious reasons? or are they already being excused, but are still subjected to the pat downs?


waaaait a minute.

Isn't it all 'Muslims did it, Muslims are doing it and Muslims will do it'

Then why the **** excuse their women?
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Doron wrote:
OruchiSavage wrote:isn't there some talk about muslim women being exempted from scanning for religious reasons? or are they already being excused, but are still subjected to the pat downs?


waaaait a minute.

Isn't it all 'Muslims did it, Muslims are doing it and Muslims will do it'

Then why the **** excuse their women?

because they are really magical unicorns...
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omg then I want a muslim woman cuz santa still owes me a unicorn for like, 10 years already..
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I'm sure muslims (men and women) are subjected to being patted down as well which wont sit well with the muslim community.

On a side note you could make the experience just as embarrassing for TSA workers as well. Just walk up to them in a very short shorts donning a huge boner. Tell them its not your fault it's theirs..lol..
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pop a viagra when you get in line and just wait.
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Former Homeland Security Secretary Owns The Company Who Makes Those Nude TSA Scanners. Uses his connections to 'convince' his former colleagues why they are necessary:
http://www.wcvarones.com/2010/11/tsas-n ... eland.html

All 4,000 Air Marshalls make 4 arrests per year. Not 4 per Air Marshall, 4 total. That's roughly $200,000,000 per arrest
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I Farking love Taiwan when they do that kind of stuff
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