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Ningyotsukai-san
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lame ones, but here ya go:

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys. They said they could haul ass.

An illiterate fisherman was lost at "c".
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  • Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
  • When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds
  • She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired
  • You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


Yes I Google cheated, but funny nonetheless
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Lols, these are like lame-funny jokes. Funny not coz they're funny, but coz they're so lame lol.
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Kah00ner wrote:Lols, these are like lame-funny jokes. Funny not coz they're funny, but coz they're so lame lol.


this is why I started the topic :sohappy:

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A tornado passed over a cemetary, hundreds dead. :?

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