I haz birtdayz, i am teh sixteenz nao

[Kirkaldi]

hbd. btw, dont go smokin'.

[Doron]

*runs off to go sign up for a Dutch class at the local community college*

Need some translation luv?

here ya go, I said:

Happy Birthday little man.

But no sex for you.

Because you told me you were older,

But you're just too young for me.

Thanks

But couldn't you just guess what I said?? you've been around here long enough to know how I am.