The Mobius wrote:Just come home after school and randomly be like 'ZOMG I GOT SOME RANDOM PORN POPUPS *faints*', and then play it off as if its a virus and dont mention it again. That way he gets the point, but you're not straight up confronting him.
I like this idea
It is one of the better ideas this thread came up with.
user wrote:i think what the OP is getting at here is not really computer viruses. what if the dad jacks off and have cum over his computer, causing viruses/bacterias
O wow...
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This is pretty priceless, but you can't go confront your dad with this. How would you feel if your dad came to you and gave you an internet wank 101. At least I would be very uncomfortable.
The Mobius wrote:Just come home after school and randomly be like 'ZOMG I GOT SOME RANDOM PORN POPUPS *faints*', and then play it off as if its a virus and dont mention it again. That way he gets the point, but you're not straight up confronting him.
I'd do that then act pissed as to why all these porn ads and viruses are on my comp and probably ask if he's going to bad sites. Note how I said "bad sites".
[SD]Twysta wrote:Dude, in all seriousness, he can't possibly blame you for knowing what he's doing.
So you might as well make fun of it!
For example, if he's visiting redtube, and you know about this, just go downstairs and tell him. "Had a rough day today, dad :/" "Yeah? What happened son?" "Meh, loads of homework and shit".
Then when you finish the conversation go like... "Oh , uhm, by the way.... youporn is MUCH better then redtube "
And right at this moment, you quickly grab the camera from behind your back and snap a picture of his face!!! YES! WIN!
Then post it here, and be a hero on SRF for the rest of your life!
Redtube is so much better than youporn, gtfo!
Youporn is so gay, and the quality is kinda of shitty.
Pfff...try any of these: they're all virus free...magicmovies.com or xvideos.com.
Alternatively, you could just do a re-direct...every time he goes to a certain site that you know of from your history, have it re-directed to...a children's website. Or the FBI. >.>"
I kind of like the fbi re-direct more...but, up to you
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NO! DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD! HE MIGHT HEAR YOU! IT'S BETTER TO WHISPER TO AVOID DETECTION AND CATCH HIM BY SURPRISE! OTHERWISE THE PLAN MIGHT NOT WORK!! ^^
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NO! DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD! HE MIGHT HEAR YOU! IT'S BETTER TO WHISPER TO AVOID DETECTION AND CATCH HIM BY SURPRISE! OTHERWISE THE PLAN MIGHT NOT WORK!! ^^
i clicked it out of curiosity as iv never seen that one again...i hope i never do see it again either
"so son, how was your day at school?" "good thanks dad, how was all the porn you looked at on my pc?"
sorted.
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fck me have to re d/l something caused i ended FF cause of this shit fck me hard
Usually mouse-wheel click on tab = close said tab. Then a prompt box opens saying stupid shit, hold enter and close your eyes and it'll go away eventually.
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