Slut or Stupid?

cpinney · Post by **cpinney** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:10 pm

your a metrosexual slutish whore.

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:15 pm

Just tell them the truth, in a nice way like:

I'm sorry but I'm afraid my sexual interest resides in women, however I appreciate your feelings towards me.

Doppleganger · Post by **Doppleganger** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:18 pm

tell them you don't do humans

Squirt · Post by **Squirt** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:20 pm

XemnasXD wrote:
Crumpets wrote:You're as gay as a pink trifle Icealya. Just **** them, if you need any tips ask Xemnas .. quite sure he'd help you out.

He's right ok first things first

1. Never let a camp top you, its just gross and lame
2. Never let anything less than a 7 top you, guys gotta have standards
3. Don't go down on anything less than 6, unless your like a 7 then its ok and you belong down there anyway - -
4. If he sounds like a bitch while you're goin at it, don't be afraid to shove a sock in his mouth or smother his face with a pillow.
5. Always use a condom unless you know their sex history at least 2 partners back.
6. Remember its gay sex, get in, do like 5 positions, and get out, like 30 min tops...no one likes a marathon man
7. Always do a reach around
8. Don't be afraid to get creative belts, face slapping, hair grabbing, all are fair play
9. If he's staying the night the goal should be sex in as many different rooms as possible, different furniture means different leverage.
10. Most importantly, have fun, if its over and you can sill walk, you're doing it wrong...

OMG Farking WIN.

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:36 pm

keep your ass to the wall & never drink any yellow stuff those guys buy you .

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:38 pm

StealMySoda wrote:Wrong thread. Wrong time.

could not have said it better! :love:

SidiousX · Post by **SidiousX** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:19 pm

Tbh when i saw ur pic i thought u were gay too

Even i look more straight.

And just dun ask for somethng stupid like this on a forum.. just tell them u dun like guys and done.. its not like they're gonna rape u when u turn them down..

And xemnas... that was just

lol.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:39 pm

does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that

LighchaoS · Post by **LighchaoS** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:41 pm

X-Lax wrote:Just tell them you don't swing that way. I'm sure they will be very understanding.

See not hard to do that Icealya!

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:46 pm

XemnasXD wrote:does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that

nope, but you made me curious now.

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:48 pm

takolin wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that

nope, but you made me curious now.

yeah me 2, want to see it :shock:

CloudStrider · Post by **CloudStrider** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:52 pm

takolin wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that

nope, but you made me curious now.

OMG, your ava, bash.org

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:57 pm

CloudStrider wrote:
takolin wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:does anyone have that motivation poster of Ice at his prom making some weird dance face in the middle of a crowd and the captions like "Iceyla He's the one that calls you hun" or sumthin like that

nope, but you made me curious now.

OMG, your ava, bash.org

OMG you're perceptive.

CloudStrider · Post by **CloudStrider** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:12 pm

OMG ty.

EDIT - error.

EDIT - another one.

EDIT - this is quite annoying.

EDIT - please end?

EDIT - this is the longest error streak I had have.

EDIT - should I give up?

EDIT - k, i will be just be adding a letter from now on - aas

EDIT - hmmmm...

EDIT - maybe if I add faces

Post by **Doron** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:29 pm

O good lord..

I just read what Xem wrote...

Didn't really get half of that...

cpinny: thnx, I guess...

NO I DON'T WANT THAT PIC HERE EVAR AGAIN!

ofy: wouldn't that be a yes to them?

Ru: grr...

Dopple: uhm.. I'll concider that.....

TOloseGT · Post by **TOloseGT** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:45 pm

tell them u'r wit me, they'll back off

CloudStrider · Post by **CloudStrider** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:51 pm

TOloseGT wrote:tell them u'r wit me, they'll back off

True, this works.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:55 pm

dig deep people...we need to find that pic

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:12 pm

cpinney wrote:your a metrosexual slutish whore.

+1

XemnasXD wrote:dig deep people...we need to find that pic

The one with his hair all blue and some guy posted a picture of a dog on top of it something... ?

OT:

It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me....

I might sound like a fag hag.... wait i am.... nvm

Anyways is it a little odd that they "attack you with love" o_o
Are they close friends or something,joking with you or something ? I mean its way to strange that they want to kiss you all of the sudden... you get what am saying ?
Maybe they are in a relationship but want to have fun with you ?

I so have to ask my gay friends about this xD

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:23 pm

Ice.. Sort your life out mate.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:35 pm

ofy1993 wrote:do anything you want except be kind to them =P that will just make them think of you as cute + *sweet* xD

But if he's avoiding them or is rude to them they will think he's playing hard to get..

Post by **Doron** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:38 pm

_Lana_ wrote:
OT:

It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me....

I might sound like a fag hag.... wait i am.... nvm

Anyways is it a little odd that they "attack you with love" o_o
Are they close friends or something,joking with you or something ? I mean its way to strange that they want to kiss you all of the sudden... you get what am saying ?
Maybe they are in a relationship but want to have fun with you ?

I so have to ask my gay friends about this xD

It's so strange, there's no wai they know eachother, different city, different work... different age...

And no way they're my friends, the one in class just annoys me a lot with being who he is, I always bitch at him and make sarcastic comments that he's single, short, fat (he isn't but it's fun, cuz he's very vein) and the one at work is just.. I dunno.. I actually never talked to him directly.. at work I always talk about people behind their backs, or I act like I talk about them behind their backs, really loud so they notice, and give a few punches below the belt...
I do have a lolsex relation with two other guys at work, but that is just for giggles.. and lmao's....

But for the rest... don't think so...
And I laugh about people...

ofy1993 wrote:do anything you want except be kind to them =P that will just make them think of you as cute + *sweet* xD

But I am...

though not for them...

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:54 pm

Okay.... They really are after you

Umm just tell them your into girls and stuff. But don't be rude,no matter how annoying they are.Maybe they want you attention ? Just be nice,normally tell them your not that orientation .

Personally i think your happy aura made their gaydar tingle

Post by **Doron** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:03 pm

_Lana_ wrote:Personally i think your happy aura made their gaydar tingle

Happy aura??

and I think I made something else of theirs also tingle....

CloudStrider · Post by **CloudStrider** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:05 pm

Icealya wrote:
_Lana_ wrote:
OT:

It's so weird, one day the first one takes me separate and tells me he loves me, then the next day at work the other alse said he liked me a lot and he almost kissed me....

I might sound like a fag hag.... wait i am.... nvm

Anyways is it a little odd that they "attack you with love" o_o
Are they close friends or something,joking with you or something ? I mean its way to strange that they want to kiss you all of the sudden... you get what am saying ?
Maybe they are in a relationship but want to have fun with you ?

I so have to ask my gay friends about this xD

It's so strange, there's no wai they know eachother, different city, different work... different age...

And no way they're my friends, the one in class just annoys me a lot with being who he is, I always bitch at him and make sarcastic comments that he's single, short, fat (he isn't but it's fun, cuz he's very vein) and the one at work is just.. I dunno.. I actually never talked to him directly.. at work I always talk about people behind their backs, or I act like I talk about them behind their backs, really loud so they notice, and give a few punches below the belt...
I do have a lolsex relation with two other guys at work, but that is just for giggles.. and lmao's....

But for the rest... don't think so...
And I laugh about people...

ofy1993 wrote:do anything you want except be kind to them =P that will just make them think of you as cute + *sweet* xD

But I am...

though not for them...

Wow, your a bitch lol.

TOloseGT · Post by **TOloseGT** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:07 pm

this'll make u happy

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_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:19 pm

Thinking about youtube..... oh yes

Gay str8 guys ?

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MadTv people are crazy with the ideas XD
Watch the vid Ice

Post by **Doron** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:47 pm

Nothing against gay men, but...

I don't like seeing two men kissing... or even further...

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:51 pm

Icealya wrote:Nothing against gay men, but...

I don't like seeing two men kissing... or even further...

Then why are you struggling so much about it ? Just tell them "Sorry,i am not interested"
There you go

Melez · Post by **Melez** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:54 pm

TOloseGT wrote:this'll make u happy

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Yeah, I'm sure that made his day.

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