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If when your wife is asleep, you play with her boobs...
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His idea is actually not that bad lol.
i had worser thoughts.. and i tested them

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SidiousX wrote:His idea is actually not that bad lol.
i had worser thoughts.. and i tested them![]()
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you play with your bf's manboobs at night eh??
@topic: i like this thread...
@topic starter: in some countries it can be counted as sexual assault...

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Priam wrote:asusi wrote:Priam wrote:Asusi, she wasn't talking about you, moron.
here we go again, you just can't stop insulting/whining/flaming/bashing others he ? man seriously.
all your post are about insulting/bashing others. good job
What you fail to communicate, is that most comments are well deserved, ESPECIALLY those aimed against your little self.
Please continue failing to use your head when your reading posts, or trying to prove a point about me which isn't really a point. If you'd stop doing these things, i'd be out of a business.
dude, please read your own replys at least, 9 of 10 times you insult somebody or bash.
you look like a criminal who is caught on tape while he theft a car, and still says No it wasnt me. stop being childish man.
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SidiousX wrote:His idea is actually not that bad lol.
i had worser thoughts.. and i tested them![]()
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Now you talking
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Tsume wrote:salmissra wrote:o..m...g....talk about off topic >.<"
and no it won't count as rape...unless your wife thinks so![]()
i don't know about you...but i would be freaked to wake up with someone touching my ballzz >.>
Dude, it would be awesome.
Mhhmm...unless it was some ugly chick which you didn't even know...then it may POSSIBLY freak me out...depending on the day
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asusi wrote:dude, please read your own replys at least, 9 of 10 times you insult somebody or bash.
you look like a criminal who is caught on tape while he theft a car, and still says No it wasnt me. stop being childish man.
D'oh, and I didn't deny it, i merely told you that it's deserved, and your still failing to make a point, and read posts properly. give up.

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Re: If when your wife is asleep, you play with her boobs...
Our ethics class we got to the discussion of what if she was surprised with butt secks..
well, like the topic starter asked:
Rape or not?
Rape is a sexual assault on someone involving sexual intercourse without the persons approval,
thus the person should've been asked before passing out or going to sleep in order to decline..
otherwise, how would you know if you were sexually assaulted in your sleep?
only if
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lul at above...
awwww why hate so bad?!?!
at thread starter... dont post about it on a gaming forum and just try it dude... xD
awwww why hate so bad?!?!
at thread starter... dont post about it on a gaming forum and just try it dude... xD


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One response was, 'You can't rape the willing' or something to that effect.
Another response, oft repeated, 'This topic is sad.'
Essentially we are speaking about the confusion that has arisen from the war of the sexes and how it legally effects the marriage contract. I'll try to straddle the fence here because the concept of a spouse being "chattel" or a possession is ungoldly wrong - but, and on the other hand, wedding vows can be taken (rightly) as permission. Still, this "permission" does not protect against "No". A man would not be convicted of rape of a competent woman unless she had demonstrated some physical resistance.
An assault case could stem from a fear of unwanted touching. It is possible for an individual to assault their spouse in specific situations, for example, if ones' wife had recently been raped. The insensitive clout who waited to grope his mate would be guilty of assault, in my opinion. Except in extreme situations, where one violates common sense, this would not be the case. To those who state that the wedding bed isn't sacred and attempt to define a loving caress as "sexual abuse" I would ask you to cite your legal precedent, btw your source must be from actual case law, not your imagination.
Rape involves unwanted penetration - oral, anal or vaginal. Rape cannot be alleged from a handshake or simple dancing or non-intercourse. Rape includes two basic definitions, from a broad definition (coercing an individual to engage in the sexual act) to the more specific actions that involve force.
Sexual abuse is also divided into two categories: sexual abuse and aggravated sexual abuse. The idea of "force" includes instances where the victim is unable to decline, but to date there have been no allegations of sexual abuse between sleeping marital partners involving a loving caress. Laws do change though and this does not mean that today's legal definitions will protect against tomorrows actions.
There are concepts within law such as "implied consent" and "assumed risk" that could be used in the defense of the loving husband against the allegations of the sleeping wife. For instance if you, as a homeowner, had a wooden plank instead of stairs that led to your front door - and a delivery person tripped while walking to your door - you would not be liable given that you maintained a reasonable degree of safety (the wooden plank was strong enough to do the job) the person who placed their feet on the path assumed the risk.
Now that we're considering possible defenses to such allegations and property liability another idea springs to mind.
This ridiculous example points to the changes in the law over the past couple centuries. The crime of rape used to be against the husband or father of the victim and was considered a crime against their property. Thankfully things have changed.
~Granps
PS - if you ask your g/f for permission before she passes out - you're NOT protected if she later changes her mind and cries "Rape". The fact that she passed out means that she was intoxicated sufficiently for her to not be able to give informed consent. The victim is deemed legally incapable of consenting if she or he is known to be mentally incompetent, intoxicated, drugged, or below the age of consent at the time of the rape. Such cases are known as statutory rape, and evidence of consent is not deemed relevant in court.
The likely result would be that you are charged with rape - then while facing sexual offender status and 7 to 9 years imprisonment your Public Defender will tell you that he is too busy to do a good job for you and advise you to plead to a lesser charge. You will go to jail, you will not pass GO and you will have to answer "Yes" every time you apply for a job when you are asked, "Have you committed a felony?" The outlook (even in the best case scenario) wouldn't be good.
Another response, oft repeated, 'This topic is sad.'
Essentially we are speaking about the confusion that has arisen from the war of the sexes and how it legally effects the marriage contract. I'll try to straddle the fence here because the concept of a spouse being "chattel" or a possession is ungoldly wrong - but, and on the other hand, wedding vows can be taken (rightly) as permission. Still, this "permission" does not protect against "No". A man would not be convicted of rape of a competent woman unless she had demonstrated some physical resistance.
An assault case could stem from a fear of unwanted touching. It is possible for an individual to assault their spouse in specific situations, for example, if ones' wife had recently been raped. The insensitive clout who waited to grope his mate would be guilty of assault, in my opinion. Except in extreme situations, where one violates common sense, this would not be the case. To those who state that the wedding bed isn't sacred and attempt to define a loving caress as "sexual abuse" I would ask you to cite your legal precedent, btw your source must be from actual case law, not your imagination.
Rape involves unwanted penetration - oral, anal or vaginal. Rape cannot be alleged from a handshake or simple dancing or non-intercourse. Rape includes two basic definitions, from a broad definition (coercing an individual to engage in the sexual act) to the more specific actions that involve force.
Sexual abuse is also divided into two categories: sexual abuse and aggravated sexual abuse. The idea of "force" includes instances where the victim is unable to decline, but to date there have been no allegations of sexual abuse between sleeping marital partners involving a loving caress. Laws do change though and this does not mean that today's legal definitions will protect against tomorrows actions.
There are concepts within law such as "implied consent" and "assumed risk" that could be used in the defense of the loving husband against the allegations of the sleeping wife. For instance if you, as a homeowner, had a wooden plank instead of stairs that led to your front door - and a delivery person tripped while walking to your door - you would not be liable given that you maintained a reasonable degree of safety (the wooden plank was strong enough to do the job) the person who placed their feet on the path assumed the risk.
Now that we're considering possible defenses to such allegations and property liability another idea springs to mind.
- WIFE: "Your Honor, I was sleeping when my husband fondled my boobs!"
JUDGE:"
HUSBAND: "Yes, but they are 44DD's and can rightly be considered an "Attractive Nuisance"
This ridiculous example points to the changes in the law over the past couple centuries. The crime of rape used to be against the husband or father of the victim and was considered a crime against their property. Thankfully things have changed.
~Granps
PS - if you ask your g/f for permission before she passes out - you're NOT protected if she later changes her mind and cries "Rape". The fact that she passed out means that she was intoxicated sufficiently for her to not be able to give informed consent. The victim is deemed legally incapable of consenting if she or he is known to be mentally incompetent, intoxicated, drugged, or below the age of consent at the time of the rape. Such cases are known as statutory rape, and evidence of consent is not deemed relevant in court.
The likely result would be that you are charged with rape - then while facing sexual offender status and 7 to 9 years imprisonment your Public Defender will tell you that he is too busy to do a good job for you and advise you to plead to a lesser charge. You will go to jail, you will not pass GO and you will have to answer "Yes" every time you apply for a job when you are asked, "Have you committed a felony?" The outlook (even in the best case scenario) wouldn't be good.
Re: If when your wife is asleep, you play with her boobs...
So more or less *after reading Gramps post* don't play with her boobs while she's asleep wait till shes awake it's more fun 
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LOOOOOOOOOL
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yes. But she likes it so its ok.

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i wont mind if i woke up seeing my wife playing with my balls...

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Re: If when your wife is asleep, you play with her boobs...
I've played with my friends hair while she slept on my shoulder. Is that illegal?
As to your question it depends if your wife is freaky like that :p/.
LOL crazy. Who would
As to your question it depends if your wife is freaky like that :p/.
LOL crazy. Who would

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Squirt wrote:I've played with my friends hair while she slept on my shoulder. Is that illegal?
As to your question it depends if your wife is freaky like that :p/.
LOL crazy. Who would
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Icealya wrote:^You would.
well it would be a nice way to wake her up ^^
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my gf says she would wake up, tell me to stop then roll over and sleep again :/ will have to test it.
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Grandpa wrote:One response was, 'You can't rape the willing' or something to that effect.
Another response, oft repeated, 'This topic is sad.'
Essentially we are speaking about the confusion that has arisen from the war of the sexes and how it legally effects the marriage contract. I'll try to straddle the fence here because the concept of a spouse being "chattel" or a possession is ungoldly wrong - but, and on the other hand, wedding vows can be taken (rightly) as permission. Still, this "permission" does not protect against "No". A man would not be convicted of rape of a competent woman unless she had demonstrated some physical resistance.
An assault case could stem from a fear of unwanted touching. It is possible for an individual to assault their spouse in specific situations, for example, if ones' wife had recently been raped. The insensitive clout who waited to grope his mate would be guilty of assault, in my opinion. Except in extreme situations, where one violates common sense, this would not be the case. To those who state that the wedding bed isn't sacred and attempt to define a loving caress as "sexual abuse" I would ask you to cite your legal precedent, btw your source must be from actual case law, not your imagination.
Rape involves unwanted penetration - oral, anal or vaginal. Rape cannot be alleged from a handshake or simple dancing or non-intercourse. Rape includes two basic definitions, from a broad definition (coercing an individual to engage in the sexual act) to the more specific actions that involve force.
Sexual abuse is also divided into two categories: sexual abuse and aggravated sexual abuse. The idea of "force" includes instances where the victim is unable to decline, but to date there have been no allegations of sexual abuse between sleeping marital partners involving a loving caress. Laws do change though and this does not mean that today's legal definitions will protect against tomorrows actions.
There are concepts within law such as "implied consent" and "assumed risk" that could be used in the defense of the loving husband against the allegations of the sleeping wife. For instance if you, as a homeowner, had a wooden plank instead of stairs that led to your front door - and a delivery person tripped while walking to your door - you would not be liable given that you maintained a reasonable degree of safety (the wooden plank was strong enough to do the job) the person who placed their feet on the path assumed the risk.
Now that we're considering possible defenses to such allegations and property liability another idea springs to mind.WIFE: "Your Honor, I was sleeping when my husband fondled my boobs!"
JUDGE:"Is this TRUE?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, but they are 44DD's and can rightly be considered an "Attractive Nuisance"
This ridiculous example points to the changes in the law over the past couple centuries. The crime of rape used to be against the husband or father of the victim and was considered a crime against their property. Thankfully things have changed.
~Granps
PS - if you ask your g/f for permission before she passes out - you're NOT protected if she later changes her mind and cries "Rape". The fact that she passed out means that she was intoxicated sufficiently for her to not be able to give informed consent. The victim is deemed legally incapable of consenting if she or he is known to be mentally incompetent, intoxicated, drugged, or below the age of consent at the time of the rape. Such cases are known as statutory rape, and evidence of consent is not deemed relevant in court.
The likely result would be that you are charged with rape - then while facing sexual offender status and 7 to 9 years imprisonment your Public Defender will tell you that he is too busy to do a good job for you and advise you to plead to a lesser charge. You will go to jail, you will not pass GO and you will have to answer "Yes" every time you apply for a job when you are asked, "Have you committed a felony?" The outlook (even in the best case scenario) wouldn't be good.
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Re: If when your wife is asleep, you play with her boobs...
Tell that bitch there was a bug on her boob and you had to shake it off



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CrimsonNuker wrote:Tell that bitch there was a bug on her boob and you had to shake it off
For 35 mins...damn flys are persistent.
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Tasdik wrote:CrimsonNuker wrote:Tell that bitch there was a bug on her boob and you had to shake it off
For 35 mins...damn flys are persistent.
Damn right they were.



Re: If when your wife is asleep, you play with her boobs...
If she doesn't like it she doesn't love you.
Easy as that.
Easy as that.
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Reise wrote:If she doesn't like it she doesn't love you.
Easy as that.
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Easy_Lady wrote:This Topic Shows the following:
1. You do not have a wife
2. You will never get married
3. You are a virgin
4. lul @ topic on gaming forum
I don't see much wrong with this topic on a gaming forum. There are plenty of non-game-related threads here, considering this is the off-topic lounge and all. I could create a thread about my daughter learning to go potty for the first time and that should be acceptable, assuming I don't get too graphic.
However, with a little bit of thinking on the original poster's part, the topic wouldn't have been necessary. Of course if a person is incapable of granting/denying permission (aka sleeping, passed out, excessively drunk), you shouldn't perform the action. If someone got drunk and passed out in an alley, that doesn't give me the right to do anything to them. If your wife is asleep, and can't give you permission to do something, don't do it.
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Grandpa wrote: a loving caress
I like how you call it a loving caress, lol.
@the whole topic:
I find it funny how some of you are getting on Pillow's ass about the topic, I think it's a perfectly legitimate question and it's just interesting to think about. For those of you saying he has never seen a naked woman and will never have a girlfriend and stuff, you need to grow up, nothing in his post is really that serious, it's just a fun question.
However, I would say that asusi is indeed a virgin and hasn't had a girlfriend simply because of the fact that he claims he isn't a virgin and he has a girlfriend and that he is going to do that so openly, and to me, if someone does something like that on a gaming forum, it automatically means that they have indeed not done something like that, except for in a few select situations. If you actually have a girlfriend, I think you wouldn't find it necessary to say your plans for her later on a gaming forum, and if you indeed did have a girlfriend, you should at least have the decency to refer to her as "my girlfriend", and not "my gf". I mean, we all know gf means girlfriend, but to me it's just so juvinile and it reminds me of little 4th graders or some crap saying 'lol i have a gf'. Reminds me of the old days of runescape where people would be like "looking for a gf". Seriously, it's just juvenile, graduate into saying girlfriend.
Anyways, back on topic, I'd say that technically it can be constrewed as some sort of sexual assault, but the fact she's your wife means she isn't going to do something about it, and if she does, then why the hell'd you marry her?
I mean, if you did it once, and she woke up and was creeped out by it and asked you to stop, but you kept doing it, I can see why she might press charges, but if you did it once and she didn't like it and she pressed charges, then wtf? How were you supposed to know?
If you did it and she liked it, well, then good for you buddy looks like you're about to get laid.











