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or something
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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Sigh...I started a bad trend, guys STOP EDITTING YOUR POSTS. :banghead:
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Pts to Megaman! The Doctor was the kid's mother!
@Iguana, real good, and it's even better then that actual answer, sorry :(

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Riddle # 27
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A Bullet train is going south at 98 mph. the wind is blowing northeast. Which direction is the smoke blowing?
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Bullet trains dont give off smokle
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northeast?
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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Tim-Tam got it :D :D Gratz man about time too :wink:
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yay. This time I wasnt last :D
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TimTam!!!! You finally made it in time! :P Yes, Bullet Train's dont give off smoke, they are electrical.

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Riddle # 28
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A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu. The sheik, who liked 
neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would
be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter. The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest! The Question: Which 4 wise words did the Wise Man speak?

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The girl is ugly.
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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'take each others camel'

the last one wins, then the first one will get to marry the girl
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Um...4 words...basically I think the man told the guys to switch camels, but in 4 words?

Ride your opponent's camel.

Maybe?
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IguanaRampage wrote:The girl is ugly.


LOL, If I wanted to bend the rules, and give you 5 pts, I would, But I dont want to bend the rules. :banghead: :P

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:D
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Let the camels decide
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Pts to Megaman, the wiseman did indeed say "Take each other's Camels"!
And Wow, 8 pages in Less then half a day :P

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Riddle # 29

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Here's one I heard as a very very small child a rather long time ago :P
There is a tree, a rope, a mule, and a bucket of apples, the rope is tied around the mule's neck, the rope is only 6 feet long, and the bucket of apple's is 10 feet away, how does the mule get to the apples without chewing off his rope, or breaking it in any other way, no the mule did not break the tree, and the tree was not cut down. No the Bucket of apples was not moved in any way :D

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You didn't say if the rope was tied to the tree, so he can move as far as he wants.

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mixmax, shouldn't I be at 8pts since the one I answered was medium and worth 2pts?
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may the force be with the donkey.
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Pts. to Rapture, @ ^, Yeah, Imagine if I keep it up for the next few weeks ; )
Alright guys, this will be the last riddle for today, It's time for me to fall asleep, Have my second day of Finals tommorow and I don't wanna pass out in one of the classes. Sorry, but I won't be able to tell you if you got it right until tommorow :(

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Riddle # 30

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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

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she was a photographer

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shoot = take picture

underwater = developing

hangs = drying

edit2: editted for clarification, and a spelling error
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She shoots the husband, as in, shoot a photo.

She hangs the photo, you know, like in the old fanshioned way (you have to hang the film thingy after wetting it or something)

Later they go to dinner.
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MegaMan wrote:mixmax, shouldn't I be at 8pts since the one I answered was medium and worth 2pts?


:x How dare you question my authoritah, and as for the answer.... yes :(

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Therealmixmax2 wrote:
IguanaRampage wrote:The girl is ugly.


LOL, If I wanted to bend the rules, and give you 5 pts, I would, But I dont want to bend the rules. :banghead: :P

although how was it bending the rules? This way both men wanted to get there first so they didn't have to marry the girl. It's an outside-the-box answer :wink:
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Therealmixmax2 wrote:
MegaMan wrote:mixmax, shouldn't I be at 8pts since the one I answered was medium and worth 2pts?


:x How dare you question my authoritah, and as for the answer.... yes :(

fixed.


lol, and thanks
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=(

too slow again.
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I think you get it, megaman's edit is 10:10 and your post is 10:08

PS stop editting shit..
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Ok I lied, THIS will be the last riddle :D (It's becoming 2nd nature to post these things.) Pts to Megaman, sorry TimTam, your answer was more indepth, but all I really need was photographer, and Megaman got it first.

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Riddle # 31
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Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet? 

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Joe just says afterwards that he predicted it lmao.
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Rapture wrote:I think you get it, megaman's edit is 10:10 and your post is 10:08

PS stop editting shit..


Actually I saw his post before it was edited, he had just put Photographer, which is enough, after that he edited it and put more description.

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