wins teh internets (56k warning)

[FireVortex]

HOLY SHIT.

Whered ice come from.

[Doron]

KAPOW! *pose and.. smile.*

[Squirt]

WTF Ice is back =O!!!
He probably doesn't remember meh =/

[0l3n]

Though honsetly, who does?

So no biggie right?

[Heosphoros]

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So you think you had a hard childhood?

    Well **** you, it’s got nothing on mine.  My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad.  My only friend until I was 10 was the asshole next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit.  It’s not even like I had a choice, the town Farking had like 9 people living in it, I shit you not.  My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

    You think that’s the worst?  My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid.  The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph.  She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

    But dear God, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid.  You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences?  Yeah, they were Farking creepers, and they had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were.  I swear the thing would never shut the **** up.

    Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

    The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.

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[M3K0S]

omg haha that was awesome

[Doron]

are you freakin' kidding me?

you know I never forget nor forgive.

[TheDrop]

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So you think you had a hard childhood?

    Well **** you, it’s got nothing on mine.  My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad.  My only friend until I was 10 was the asshole next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit.  It’s not even like I had a choice, the town Farking had like 9 people living in it, I shit you not.  My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

    You think that’s the worst?  My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid.  The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph.  She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

    But dear God, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid.  You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences?  Yeah, they were Farking creepers, and they had this cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were.  I swear the thing would never shut the **** up.

    Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

    The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.

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lmao epic. but i thought brock was black? o.O

and misty aint flat

[Heosphoros]

Asian thing is reffering to his small eyes I suppose.

[Doron]

wahh.. untill the Misty pic I didn't even get it, I thought it was just a story some guy was telling about how his life sucked, and then it was fake when he said he wanted to become a pokemon master..

I made the wrong connections I think...........

wups.

[Squirt]

IceAlya stay this time.
Or else I'll commit Jewishcide

[Snazzi]

wahh.. untill the Misty pic I didn't even get it, I thought it was just a story some guy was telling about how his life sucked, and then it was fake when he said he wanted to become a pokemon master..

I made the wrong connections I think...........

wups.

Thats exactly what I thought until i saw the pic lmao. Shame on me.

[FireVortex]

[XMoshe]

Misty is flat in the series o.O Just not in those pics

Keep up the work guys, love it o_o

[kreisimees]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWVLzVhnYE0

This is win.. I guess.. even though it's only a video, i felt scared

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[TheDrop]

Misty is flat in the series o.O Just not in those pics

your right, the other pics a lie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWVLzVhnYE0

This is win.. I guess.. even though it's only a video, i felt scared

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i thought he was gonna skydive lol

more pics

Spoiler!

[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/14v6wip.png[img]

[Pally]

I don't see it =(

It's a girl under the picture on the right size of the image.

[VeniVidiVici]

Human instinct. The brain tries to see faces (or patterns) in everything.

EDIT here it is.

Spoiler!

[Miguez]

umm well you can clearly see a face there...

Not just the shape you can see both eyes, mouth, nose, etc.

Obviously it wasn't there when it was taken, but that is a real face, not a dirt pattern I believe

[VeniVidiVici]

Your brain even fills those things in. Tho you're right. The face is obviously put there.

[TheDrop]

[Doron]

old, but still hilarious!

[Skyve]

Yeah it was posted before in this very same thread Still funny.

[TheDrop]

Yeah it was posted before in this very same thread Still funny.

oh sorry, didn't know. havent read through this whole thread, too freaking long

[Snazzi]

When I saw that pic, I actually laughed my ass off.

[Heosphoros]

When I saw that pic, I actually laughed my ass off.

[Doron]

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[Miguez]

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I'm not racist, and please don't take it that way, but this was funny shit.

[Snazzi]

Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.

Fuckin lol.

That is classic. So true.

[McLovin1t]

wahh.. untill the Misty pic I didn't even get it, I thought it was just a story some guy was telling about how his life sucked, and then it was fake when he said he wanted to become a pokemon master..

I made the wrong connections I think...........

wups.

Dude so did i. then i rofld