The Truth About Ron Paul

[Zypher]

1. Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.

2. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

3. Ron Paul is an anagram for "Freedom" (but only he knows how).

4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"

5. Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.

6. Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange".

7. Ron Paul gets high on freedom.

8. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.

9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.

10. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.

11. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

12. Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.

13. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

14. Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated $250 to Ron Paul 2008

15. Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.

16. Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.

17. Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.

18. Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.

19. Ron Paul doesn’t write books. The words assemble out of fear.

20. Waldo cannot hide from Ron Paul.

21. Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.

22. Ron Paul can believe its not butter.

23. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.

24. Ron Paul knows how LOST is going to end.

25. Gold is backed by Ron Paul.

26. A Klondike bar would do anything for a Ron Paul.

27. The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.

28. Ron Paul is so in favor of the First Amendment, he runs attack ads against himself.

29. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".

[Swindler]

lawl ^^

[bambskiii]

BUT isnt that guy american?

[XemnasXD]

it wasn't funny with chuck norris its not funny now...

[Zypher]

Why so serious xem?

[XemnasXD]

hmm that picture.....i dunno....that picture...

[TOloseGT]

29. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".

LOOL

[Millenium]

LOL to you Zypher.

[Tasdik]

I'm not a huge fan of Ron Paul

[heroo]

9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.

23. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.

29. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".

ROFL

[JacksColon]

<moved to new thread cuz people are dumb >

[Nuklear]

Turning a good funny thread into a political one.
JacksColon, Professional Epic Fail

TY Zy

[Innovacious]

Everyone is so enamored by Ron Paul because of his stances on the economy/budget, the war, etc. However, personally, some of the things he advocates scare me. For example (bold indicates things I REALLY have a problem with):

blah
blah
blah
etc

im pretty sure this wasnt supposed to be a serious discussion.

[JacksColon]

Everyone is so enamored by Ron Paul because of his stances on the economy/budget, the war, etc. However, personally, some of the things he advocates scare me. For example (bold indicates things I REALLY have a problem with):

blah
blah
blah
etc

im pretty sure this wasnt supposed to be a serious discussion.

I'm pretty sure I don't like your childish remarks

[Tinek]

Turning a good funny thread into a political one.
JacksColon, Professional Epic Fail

TY Zy

+1

[JacksColon]

OK, jesus christ. I'll delete the damn post and make a new thread. will that stop all you whiners?!

[Silver0]

Turning a good funny thread into a political one.
JacksColon, Professional Epic Fail

TY Zy

epic fail on your part since the guy more then half this forum is supporting is not even winning and wont win the republican vote or become a republican candidate....
Open your eyes, he doesnt fool anyone hes a bullshitter that not even his own people vote 4
claiming hes for the people hes just for the capitalism yet the people who want capitalism want to save the enviroment and want the government to help them when there in need,thats not how capitalism works look it up government does what they want people do what they want and none of them cross paths unless your getting sued..
get a real candidate if your at least going republican go for Mccain

If Mccain or Clinton become candidates IDC who wins

Our economy is going to hit a major crisis because of the 1950 kids

[Haha07]

I dont like ron paul's bitch ass either but those are funny lol now how about these for hilary clinton ^^


1.Vote for Hilary because mutual disrespect and loathing are so good for our troops moral.

2.Vote for Hilary because she is SO determined to make Marxism succeed for the first time ever. And never fear, because she CAN do it!

3.Vote for Hilary because socialized medicine is SO much more important than our nations survival.

4.Vote for Hilary because America really is evil, and because we should get the leaders we deserve.

5.Vote for Hilary because America is going to hell anyway, so why not jump into the express lane.

6.Vote for Hilary because economic recession and high unemployment rates ARE THE FUTURE!!! Screw prosperity, LET'S GET POOR!!!

7.Vote for Hilary because we MUST end our unfair treatment of the terrorists and violent remnants of Saddams regime. WE MUST GET OUT OF IRAQ. PERIOD. (plus once we are out of Iraq, everything will go back to normal over there)

8.Vote for Hilary because we shouldn't have a strong military. We should have a military that's "man-enough" to bend over and take it in rear. (On a side-note, let's get rid of all kevlar body armor and automatic weapons. We'll give those idiots... I mean soldiers, armor made outta dinner plates. As for weapons, well sticks and rocks are fine, but squadmates will have to share the rock.)

9.Vote for Hilary because criminals should have more rights than law-abiding citizens.

10.Vote for Hilary because we really shouldn't worry about our borders, you know. That little problem will just fix itself. It's not really even a problem if you think about it.

11.Vote for Hilary because the Bill of Rights didn't know what it was talking about, when it said..."Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech...the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." Yeah those were definitely typos.

12.Vote for Hilary because the American people don't know what they want. I mean come on... Why do you think we have government in the first place. Duh.

13.Vote for Hilary because we don't have to know anything about our enemies plan of attack. If they do attack, you know...we'll just kinda wing it and see where it goes.

14.Vote for Hilary because we need a strong minded individual who is firm in her beliefs and steady in her plans. Ha! I fooled ya. Boy I got you good. Oh man that's funny...Hilary Clinton, firm in her beliefs. What a trip. sorry that's just freakin' hilarious.

PS. Vote for Hilary because gay marriage is VITAL to the survival of the human race and to our society.

[Nuklear]

I dont like ron paul's bitch ass either...

Yeah, liberty sucks.

Silver, I invite you to listen to the audio book in my sig. If you don't agree with my view points the least you could do is understand them.

[Swindler]

the black guy should be president =) its about time for america to have a black one

[Innovacious]

Everyone is so enamored by Ron Paul because of his stances on the economy/budget, the war, etc. However, personally, some of the things he advocates scare me. For example (bold indicates things I REALLY have a problem with):

blah
blah
blah
etc

im pretty sure this wasnt supposed to be a serious discussion.

I'm pretty sure I don't like your childish remarks

what childish remarks?

[Haha07]

the black guy should be president =) its about time for america to have a black one

<< No rasicm please, thanks >> ~Luoma

[Squirt]

Ron Paul does not have an orgasm, He liberates his sperm.

lol just thought of that

[chickenfeather]

Ron Paul does not have an orgasm, He liberates his sperm.

lol just thought of that

Ew, he's 72. I can't unsee it.