the SRO Chronicles in GD, and there is a handful of stories each week.
I found some old Playboy party jokes books, these are over 50 years old,
but the jokes still work ;]
So, this topic will be updated like each day, or two days if i cant find
the time to copy them. Enjoy.
*I do NOT expect/want people to post their own jokes in this topic.
That would make it messy and i don't want that.*
Something the matter?" asked the bartender of the young, well-dressed
customer who sat staring sullenly into his drink.
"Two months ago my grandfather died and left me $85,000," said the man.
"That doesn't sound like anything to be upset about," said the bartender,
polishing a glass. "It should happen to me.
"Yeah," said the sour young man, "but last month an uncle on my mother's
side passed away. He left me $150,000."
"So why are you sitting here looking so unhappy?" asked the bartender.
"This month -so far- not a cent."
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy woman complained to the
judge that her husband has left her bed and board. When she had finished,
the husband rose to his feet and coolly replied: "A slight correction,
Your Honor. I left her bed-bored."
The curvy redhead was wearing something she called an Atomic Bikini,
50 percent fallout. "If anybody tries to criticize this bathing suit,"
she declared, "I'll just laugh it off."
We just heard about an unhappy musician who worked hard on a new
arrangement, and then his wife decided not to leave town after all.
The analyst was concerned about the results of a Rorschach Test he had
just given, for the patient associated every ink blot with some kind
of sexual activity.
"I want to study the results of your test over the weekend," he said,
"then I'd like to see you again on Monday morning."
"OK, Doc," the man agreed, and then as he was slipping on his coat he
said, "I'm going to a stag party tomorrow night. Any chance i might be
able to borrow those dirty pictures of yours?"
The popular girl is the one who has been weighed in the balance and
found wanton.
A new organization has been formed, called Athletics Anonymous. When
you get the urge to play golf, baseball, or any other game involving
physical activity, they send someone over to drink with you until the
urge passes.
