Permanently messed up some middle school kid's mind

[Stallowned]

True story

With my boy in his car at our old middle school. Heard the old assed dump got demolished and they built some fancy assed 3 story building in its place. Figured since we were nearby we'd drop by and try to check it out. Show up and the parking lot is all messed up. Ain't the way it used to be. Entrance on the wrong side and sh1t. We get to a dead that leads to a bunch of dirt so we end up going back and drive through the parking lot. Was probably 4:30 or soemthing. Punk assed kids were probably let out of school half an hour ago or sum sh1t. There's still a couple of them sitting on the sidewalk trying to look tough while they're waiting for their broke assed mom to pick them up.THere's probably three of them, one fat kid, one kid in the middle who was probably the leader and some other schmuck. They're rockin the hip hop style, reckon they think they run this parking lot. We drive past them and go aroudn the parking lot. My boy knows how my strong assed Polish looks makes guys go pussy on the spot so he tells me to stare them down with a strong assed frown like they rocked back in polska, I'm like "cool sh1t." We pull up probably about 5 feet away from them and I roll down the window. Kid in the middle looks up. Probably thinks his weak assed dad is here to pick him up. He's met with my strong assed Polish stare. He tries to play tough and tries staring back. Weak assesd self ends up looking down at the sidewalk, must of been all scared n sh1t think he was gonna get mangled. I'm staring at him for another 30 seconds. Longest half a minute of his life, he turns his head and says something to his fat friend. Fatty looks up and gets the most scared assed look on his face. Literally jumps up from the shock. Reckon he must of soiled his underwear. We speed off laughing and hollerin n sh1t. To this day kid is probably having nightmares every night.

Lookin back I kind of felt bad for the punk. Sh1t, if I was some middle school assed f@g and some strange bald assed dude stared me down with his strong assed Polish good looks I probably woulda shat my pants too. Then I think he probalby thinks he runs sh1t so I set him straight.

[dom]

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[Belgarath]

Dude, I can't honestly understand how they get all high and mighty and sh1t. They need to be taught a lesson from the Polska Power. Damn kids.

[Vindicator]

Middle school punks are the cockiest of them all. They want so bad to be a badass its hilarious.

[Stallowned]

Poor kid.

Did you scare him with your abraham lincoln beard?

If I wore that sh1t out in public people would think I a crazy assed killer or some sh1t

[[AoW]ForLife]

Lol ok Stallowned good story

[XuChu]

I'm puzzled on what real means

[Fat_Smurf]

Poor kid.

Did you scare him with your abraham lincoln beard?

If I wore that sh1t out in public people would think I a crazy assed killer or some sh1t

LOL

I would have crapped my pants lol

[Swindler]

first

that was neccesary.. like mine post

[agent420]

Poor kid.

Did you scare him with your abraham lincoln beard?

If I wore that sh1t out in public people would think I a crazy assed killer or some sh1t

No, they would prob just think you are retarded!!!

[Doron]

You messed up some middle skool kids minds since the day you started posting here...

Funny story...

I like, just like the word

Ben'nJerry'scaramelchewchew =3

[heroo]

I'm staring at him for another 30 seconds. Longest half a minute of his life

hahaha, i love it

[ShadowSpell]

am i the only one here that wonders if your intellence level allowed you complete middle school? if you have a son thats in middle school I would say you need to grow up.

[XemnasXD]

a staring contest with middle school children.....i don't get it

[magisuns]

"WOOOOOOOOOOO... i is staring deep inside your soullll i can seee yer thoughtzzzzz WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The writer of this was prolly saying those words during the time

[Stallowned]

a staring contest with middle school children.....i don't get it

It isn't a staring contest.
It is setting them on the right course for the rest of their lives to become productive members of society.