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A Funny Joke

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Please don't take this offensive.. It's a joke.

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe its because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop!

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uhhh.....lol?

wastn even funny at all
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:? haha?
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Post by ssphynx »

ranger4life wrote:uhhh.....lol?

wastn even funny at all


Do you even get it?

hint hint World War II.

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yeah i did get it...but that was so lame
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idk, it made me lol.

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ranger4life wrote:yeah i did get it...but that was so lame


I guess you're French or have French decent?

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me is a azn lol
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Post by .//curb »

How many gears does a french tank have?

6 for reverse, and one to go forward in case they get attacked from behind.

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Post by Swindler »

.//curb wrote:How many gears does a french tank have?

6 for reverse, and one to go forward in case they get attacked from behind.

:P



lol.. that wasnr even funny ^^

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Post by Sharp324 »

eh it made me lol
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Post by hemagoku »

.//curb wrote:How many gears does a french tank have?

6 for reverse, and one to go forward in case they get attacked from behind.

:P

lol
and the first one wasn't bad 2

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Post by San »

neither joke was funny to me :arrow:
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the french and the british were retarded in 1939

when hitler first attacked poland, the french tank strength in 1939 was the best in europe. France and britain could have pounded hitler but I dunno why they didn't. When they did start, it was too late. Germany had panzer IVs and king tigers :(
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Post by Stress »

That's soooo fantastic!!!!!!!!!!! lol :D:D
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Wasn't funny
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dumb
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Deathsythe wrote:Image
lol :D

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Post by Crumpets »

Was quite funny tbh.
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Post by Xyzzzy »

Both jokes made me laugh pretty hard :)
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ssphynx wrote:<< insert joke here >>

you sound familiar..

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Post by Yue_Fei »

didnt even realise the joke was over

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What made me lol was deathsythe's sig. LOL so funny
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Funny :D
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Post by Hitman144 »

i am to azn to get it :wink: lol

jk itz it wasnt really bad , but neither was it really funny
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Post by Firemouse »

lol, I thought it was funny..
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