Why Men Seem Happier

[Deacon]

>> > The world is your urinal.

Made me laugh

[eternalwinter]

My Response...

>> > Your last name stays put.
You don't have to change your surname lol...
>> > The garage is all yours.
Umm... since when?
>> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
I like to be involved
>> > Chocolate is just another snack.
I don't touch chocolate, it makes me fat.
>> > You can never be pregnant.
Even if i was a girl, i still wouldn't want kids anyway.
>> > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Hmm... i suppose
>> > You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
I guess...
>> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
*lost*
>> > The world is your urinal.
*lost*
>> > You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
I don't want to drive, and i never use public restrooms.
>> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
LOL I've never touched any hardware stuff or fixing things... i don't even know what to call it
>> > Same work, more pay.
Depends on country
>> > Wrinkles add character.
Definitely no
>> > Wedding dress $2000. Tux rental $100.
Use your mother's dress, keep your traditions
>> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Next time someone does that, slap them.
>> > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Never
>> > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
True...
>> > One mood all the time.
Umm nope... i cried at graduation
>> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
lol once... i had a 6 hour fone call
>> > You know stuff about tanks.
nope sorry lol
>> > A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
LOL everytime i went on camp in high school, it was for 3 days, and i brought 3 bags and my friends gave me weird looks
>> > You can open all your own jars.
i ask my grandma lol
>> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
don't you?
>> > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
NO! if someone forgets to invite me to something important, i'll never speak to them again
>> > Your underwear is $4.95 for a three-pack.
$15
>> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
I have 3
>> > You almost never have strap problems in public.
True
>> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
False
>> > Everything on your face stays its original color.
Yeah
>> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
I change mine at every three months
>> > You only have to shave your face and neck.
No
>> > You can play with toys all your life.
Really?
>> > One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
one wallet, 3 pairs, only wear black
>> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
hate shorts
>> > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
i tried, and it didnt work
>> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
no... always must be shaved, and i like it that way
>> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
lol once i spent a whole day at the shopping centre buying a bday gift
>> > No wonder men are happier.
im relatively unhappy compared to my female friends