having sex with bikes = bad?
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I loled hard from the starting post to my post
... now it hurts
Hmmm i wonder if I can do it with a speaker with sound turn on max... ooo maximum vibration... taht is like... AWSOME
lol... no no it's not. But some people are too desperate and weird... why not just go get a freaking toy if you can't afford or too afraid to stimulate iwth a real person... or animals (which is already wrong).
Hmmm i wonder if I can do it with a speaker with sound turn on max... ooo maximum vibration... taht is like... AWSOME
lol... no no it's not. But some people are too desperate and weird... why not just go get a freaking toy if you can't afford or too afraid to stimulate iwth a real person... or animals (which is already wrong).
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Wait, why and how is this illegal?
The object isn't living or alive, so i fail to see how it could be classed as rape. He was doing it in the privacy of his own hotel room, so its not as of he was being charged for indecent exposure. The 2 women walked in on him, meaning they are the ones at fault not him.
Lets take a few examples here. If i brought a flesh light *a sexual toy for men used to replicate sex*, would it be illegal for me to use it? No it wouldn't. My intended purpose for the device is to ejaculate via its help and i am simply doing so.
Now lets take a dildo as another example. A female can legally use a dildo to relieve herself. The purpose of the sex toy is to do so, and if someone uses it then it can not be illegal.
Now, the same should apply for a bike. If someone uses it for the purpose in which they brought it, a sex toy, then it should be legal for them to do so.
Now this only leads me to one thing, theres more to the story that we are missing.
And i was right. After a bit of research, i came across a rather interesting article.
Source: http://nosysnoop.wordpress.com/2007/06/ ... s-bicycle/
The article still seems like a load of crap to me, but w/e.
The object isn't living or alive, so i fail to see how it could be classed as rape. He was doing it in the privacy of his own hotel room, so its not as of he was being charged for indecent exposure. The 2 women walked in on him, meaning they are the ones at fault not him.
Lets take a few examples here. If i brought a flesh light *a sexual toy for men used to replicate sex*, would it be illegal for me to use it? No it wouldn't. My intended purpose for the device is to ejaculate via its help and i am simply doing so.
Now lets take a dildo as another example. A female can legally use a dildo to relieve herself. The purpose of the sex toy is to do so, and if someone uses it then it can not be illegal.
Now, the same should apply for a bike. If someone uses it for the purpose in which they brought it, a sex toy, then it should be legal for them to do so.
Now this only leads me to one thing, theres more to the story that we are missing.
And i was right. After a bit of research, i came across a rather interesting article.
Article wrote:The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.
Source: http://nosysnoop.wordpress.com/2007/06/ ... s-bicycle/
The article still seems like a load of crap to me, but w/e.
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Reise wrote:The fact that he was seen boning a bike might be why it's illegal. If he did it in the privacy of his own home, with nobody able to see, then it would probably be out of the cops' hands. I'm not sure I'd give a shit either way, who has sex with a fuckin bike?
He was in side a looked room. Cleaners knocked on the door but he didnt answer so they used a master key to get in and found him




