My Cats evil

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:00 pm

my cat s learned how to erase messages off the answering machine. I was just sitting here at my compy and she started doing it. This is clearly a sign that she's 10x eviler than i thought. Anyone know how to perform a cat exorcism cause im gonna do like 8. You she see her sitting at the phone...paw ready...biding her time...i have seen the face of evil

plz help :love:

xemnas

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:05 pm

I love Cats.
They can't be evil.
Just place the machine where the cat can't reach it.

AnemuS · Post by **AnemuS** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:44 pm

seriously cat can reach every little thing :p

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:51 pm

lol, your cat might be a witch in disqiuse? sexy witch maybe? :roll:

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:52 pm

Next time you see the cat doing it just spray it with water.

They love it when you do that.

Millenium · Post by **Millenium** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:17 pm

I feel your pain xemnas >_>

My baby sister used to delete my answering machine recording everytime. My phone was a old Japanese model so I had to re-record the stupid mesasge in English then she'd skrew me up by pressing some buttons.

But friend I can help you xD
Just turn your answering machine off =.=

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:21 pm

she's decided to camp out on the machine now i think for warmth bt probably because she's evil...when i tried to move her she just stared at me like im impotent and ignored me....due to a lack in confidence i haven't tried to move her since

Ichimaru420 · Post by **Ichimaru420** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:11 pm

my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:52 pm

lmao cat exorcism

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:30 pm

Ichimaru420 wrote:my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me

How would you feel if you were lying on some warm gigantic object that suddenly moved?
I'd be angry too.

Shadowman20818 · Post by **Shadowman20818** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:32 pm

Get a WoW cosplayer paladin.

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:54 pm

I wish I had a cat like yours. Delete all the msgs from the telemarketers.

Casey613 · Post by **Casey613** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:06 am

Ichimaru420 wrote:my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me

Same here, my kitty sleeps in my chest and if I move she bites me really hard, and when it's morning she bites and scratches my arms so I can wake up and feed her

Ichimaru420 · Post by **Ichimaru420** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:29 am

takolin wrote:
Ichimaru420 wrote:my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me

How would you feel if you were lying on some warm gigantic object that suddenly moved?
I'd be angry too.

lol true.. I wonder what cats saying when they hiss ROFL probably a curse word :shock:

Jabo · Post by **Jabo** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:57 am

pick his tail and move his body directly to the table as fasta s you can, that should give you soe time to think

Ashikiheyun · Post by **Ashikiheyun** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:58 am

Jabo wrote:pick his tail and move his body directly to the table as fasta s you can, that should give you soe time to think

Or some time to get your arm torn to pieces, cats react fast lol.

Dystopia · Post by **Dystopia** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:17 am

pic of ur cat plzzzz

Rakion · Post by **Rakion** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:49 am

get a dog

San · Post by **San** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:50 am

takolin wrote:
Ichimaru420 wrote:my cats evil as well when I'm sleeping I wake up and shes lying on top of me and if I turn around or move my legs suddenly she hisses at me

How would you feel if you were lying on some warm gigantic object that suddenly moved?
I'd be angry too.

1337 posts :shock:

uh, cats, are annoying