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way to ruin a party <_<

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ok last night there was a party at my friend's house. his parents were gone for the weekend in another place or something like this he didnt said about it.

so all was going good, until around 1 am someone knocked at the door, the guy was barely conscient half naked on a sofa with an almost conscient girl on him. So I'm like ''oh well imma open it'' the when I check by the window I start running back and yelling'' omg old skin!!!''


Parents were back home :banghead: funnyest thing is that when he saw them he said ''f.uck it was fun you bastards'' :P


so I ended in front of the mail at 2 am 30 km away of my house no bus and no taxi number around... well I found 3 wasted chick hanging in the street looking for a penis shop :? so I got something to keep me busy until bus start again at 5 am <_<
(edit: hum it sound wrong, btw i did nothing lol just hanging with them)



this dumb kid is such an idiot, it's the third party he call at his house, the others got cancelled 2 hours before it started -_-


gawd i got a stupid headache now <_<
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lol. all i can say is lol. Penis shop. lolYou ddeserve metal of best story for today.
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Stormprobe wrote:lol. all i can say is lol. Penis shop.


i know I was like WTF? :shock:

:love: school break :love:
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oh so you had no fun on the party ?

Fat_Smurf wrote:(edit: hum it sound wrong, btw i did nothing lol just hanging with them)


And what you mean (did nothing) :roll: hehe
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BlackFox wrote:oh so you had no fun on the party ?


party was nice untill parent showed up lmao :P

Fat_Smurf wrote:(edit: hum it sound wrong, btw i did nothing lol just hanging with them)


And what you mean (did nothing) :roll: hehe


I'm a good guy, didnt open the penis shop :P
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I cant believe you were just HANGING OUT with chicks that were looking a penis shop... :? Shame on you.
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Fat_Smurf wrote:
BlackFox wrote:oh so you had no fun on the party ?


party was nice untill parent showed up lmao :P

oh yea the parents scared away the party. LOL

Fat_Smurf wrote:(edit: hum it sound wrong, btw i did nothing lol just hanging with them)


And what you mean (did nothing) :roll: hehe


I'm a good guy, didnt open the penis shop :P

Hahaha so you wasent tempted to see what the girls looking at :twisted: :P (well you was a good guy)LOL .
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BlackFox wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:
BlackFox wrote:oh so you had no fun on the party ?


party was nice untill parent showed up lmao :P

oh yea the parents scared away the party. LOL

Fat_Smurf wrote:(edit: hum it sound wrong, btw i did nothing lol just hanging with them)


And what you mean (did nothing) :roll: hehe


I'm a good guy, didnt open the penis shop :P

Hahaha so you wasent tempted to see what the girls looking at :twisted: :P (well you was a good guy)LOL .



Lol you could atleast have given a open beta demo out of the new flavors =p lol
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"Oh tabarnak, du vieux peau" ?
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dom wrote:"Oh tabarnak, du vieux peau" ?


Tabarnak des vieilles peaux :P c comme ca qu'on apelle les vieu par ici :P



and I didnt hit on the girls cause they were to wasted and I know I would have feel bad today :P
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nice story man :)
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Fat_Smurf wrote: well I found 3 wasted chick hanging in the street looking for a penis shop :
(edit: btw i did nothing lol just hanging with them)


ok well for one, I have quoted the following from you're story that just does not compute with me.

i mean..you're kidding ....arent you? :D jk
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didnt you offer them your own penis :?

gawd u loser

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im not that low lol :)

i mean 3 wasted girl... I'd rather hit on fresh one that wont barf on me <_<
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Fat_Smurf wrote:im not that low lol :)

i mean 3 wasted girl... I'd rather hit on fresh one that wont barf on me <_<


The Dutch have lower standards.
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dom wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:im not that low lol :)

i mean 3 wasted girl... I'd rather hit on fresh one that wont barf on me <_<


The Dutch have lower standards.


fcking loled :P
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Megalomaniac wrote:I cant believe you were just HANGING OUT with chicks that were looking a penis shop... :? Shame on you.


lol he might catch something Ajax wont take off

Haha nice story though
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whats a penis shop???
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agent420 wrote:whats a penis shop???

Lol? :shock:
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