I dreamed that I...

[Reise]

Last night I dreamed that I killed someone who tried to steal shit from the mansion I had at the time I guess. The weird part is I did so while wearing medieval armor and ended the guy with a huge ass sword. The dude could also morph through walls I think, because at the start I remember chasing him into a closet when I had a lever-action rifle in my hands. It's all good though, I took his head off and did one of those movie-style victory poses over his dead body.

The night before that I dreamed I had sex with a French maid.

[Stormprobe]

Ha... you think your dream is bad

i had a dream where i once walked into home and whole family was in the living room....d.e.a........d

Is god trying to torment us or is it just joymax screwing with me =X