My dentist is a sadist

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:49 am

As the title says... ive been going to my current dentist for 13 or 14 years now and everytime he is always grumpy but today he finds i need to have a filling, and all of a sudden, he is in a good mood!

So he is happy because hes going to have to drill a hole in my tooth and charge me £40+ for the pain. Well, its not gonna be that painful, but its kind of painful on the wallet, £40 is alot for a stupid tooth...

RuYi · Post by **RuYi** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:51 am

LOL that's hilarious.

What a sadist lol, get revenge by taking great care of your teeth so you can blind him with a tootpaste commercial smile at your next visit.

iBilly · Post by **iBilly** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:52 am

I heart NHS.

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:54 am

iBilly wrote:I heart NHS.

lol, my old dentist was always in a good mood but then he left the NHS and went private so i got stuck with this grumpy old git...

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:39 am

aren't they all?

My dentist was always in great mood when he got to fill teeth he even smacked me a couple times when i complained about the pain he'd be like "I doesn't hurt whatcho whinin for!"

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:48 am

insurance > high medical costs.

My dentist is always nice to me due to not having holes in my teeth

Post by **Stress** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:43 pm

My father is a dentist. Nuff said

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:03 pm

You don't like holes in your mouth?
Weird.

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:09 pm

My dentist is hot!

(female one)

Everytime she looks in my mouth her boobs poke me in the face.. That's like HOT

Post by **Stress** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:11 pm

TwelveEleven wrote:My dentist is hot! (female one)

Everytime she looks in my mouth her boobs poke me in the face.. That's like HOT

That explains your impecable teeth, right?

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:13 pm

[SD]Stress wrote:
TwelveEleven wrote:My dentist is hot! (female one)

Everytime she looks in my mouth her boobs poke me in the face.. That's like HOT

That explains your impecable teeth, right?

What's impecable..

iBilly · Post by **iBilly** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:36 pm

'Impeccable' means 'flawless', which roughly translates to 'perfect'.

Post by **Stress** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:38 pm

Spelled wrong but that's indeed what I meant

ciddy · Post by **ciddy** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:05 pm

he's just happy he will make more money off of you

sadist is someone who enjoys doing or watching someone else in pain or suffering

Shadowman20818 · Post by **Shadowman20818** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:08 pm

Become a masochist, problem solved.

poehalcho · Post by **poehalcho** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:19 pm

my old dentist was actually called: Auw (=dutch for ouch, but you can think of that yourself right). i allways lolled at that...yet the name was fitting. but man that guy had a nice car :banghead:

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:22 pm

Lol, i still remeber the first time i went to a dentist, they had to take an xray of my teeth, so they had to put that annoying piece of crap in my mouth, and i ended up puking on my dentist loll

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:01 am

i remember the old days when they used to play lion king on TV so I could watch while they worked on my teeth...

kabuki · Post by **kabuki** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:46 pm

if i were youre dentist i'd be happy too. simply because its actually very fun to do fillings even though its the most cheapest thing to do (unless he doesnt get a lot of production to begin with).

i do a lot of drilling in class on the dexters (mannequins) and perform fillings. its hell of a lot more fun than root canals, which require extensive work and can be exhausting.

@TwelveEleven - more and more females are becoming dentists now. more power to them

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:41 pm

XemnasXD wrote:aren't they all?

My dentist was always in great mood when he got to fill teeth he even smacked me a couple times when i complained about the pain he'd be like "I doesn't hurt whatcho whinin for!"

Maybe you have a low threshold for pain. In fact alot of people do who aren't exposed to it often. Don't be a pussy and suck it up, your threshold rises.

I learned about this from working out. And from getting punched alot lol.