An Idiot's Guide to Beating Your Wife [Joke]

[Reise]

Something one of my friends showed me. Good for laughs if you're open minded enough to remember it's a joke.

http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/nick/12-3-06.htm

Be warned, some 18+ content (language and references). Also remember that if this offends you, you don't have to read it. And don't bother posting about how the author is a bigot, etc. he says himself that he's a douchebag.

[dom]

some 18+ content.

You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.


Anyone buy the maddox book? Full of great stuff like this.

[Reise]

Hey, I don't keep tabs on who's how old. It's just my job to bring the funny.

[Fat_Smurf]

4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…

“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*

“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”

LOL

[Meow]

4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…

“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*

“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”

LOL

Hahaha, pretty funny ^^
I swear, If my husband beats me I'd beat the shit outta him. I'm not the kinda girl that stands there and takes the beatings . I'd make his life a living hell If he abuses me

[tedtwilliger]

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I think that beating your wife should be not only legal, but embraced. I think, also, that it should be lawful to beat other men’s wives, girlfriends, daughters and concubines, when warranted.

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She makes it not okay to beat your wife. I say **** YOU, OPRAH.

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“Wo-” means “lesser than” and I’ll be goddamned if I know a single man out there who does not abide by the basic fundamentals of mathematics.

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After all, when you’re too old to beat your whore, you’ll need somebody there so that you may vicariously beat other women. It’s the Circle of Life, and it moves us all.

OMG THAT WAS SO EPIC!

I couldnt stop laughing hahaha

[XemnasXD]

i read the guide to manliness...maddox is hit & miss with me

[Itonami]

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

[MrFudge]

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

you should be in the kitchen anyway

jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies

[Itonami]

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

you should be in the kitchen anyway

jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies

Marry me? thx.

[CrimsonNuker]

[Zypher]

i lol'd


gud thread.

[Reise]

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

[Belgarath]

Consider these facts…

-Women caused the fall of humanity.
-Women are fickle.
-Women get abortions.
-Women like salad more than meat.
-Hillary Clinton.

LOL. This is quite funny. Thanks for posting Reise.

[Crumpets]

You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.

Your quite full of yourself are you not ?

[woutR]

You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.

Your quite full of yourself are you not ?

lol that coming from you

[MrFudge]

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

you should be in the kitchen anyway

jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies

Marry me? thx.

mmmmmmmmaybe

[ghostkilla43]

4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…

“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*

“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”

LOL

Hahaha, pretty funny ^^
I swear, If my husband beats me I'd beat the shit outta him. I'm not the kinda girl that stands there and takes the beatings . I'd make his life a living hell If he abuses me

*note to self, stay away from meow*