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Is this?! just found this in my hotmail.

Must be the most ridiculous mail ever lmfao.

email wrote:From :jacob david
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
(<email hidden>)


APPEAL FOR BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.

Dear ,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact from our country chambers of industry (internet department). I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendations given
to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that
I can do business with and by the recommendation ,
I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple
and sincere business .

I am jacob david only son of late Mr. and Mrs. david Morgan . My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on october 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Six million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD ($6,500,000.00) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only son for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose.
Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money
would be transferred to.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your
country to further my education and to secure a
resident permit in your country.

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15%
of the total sum as compensation for your effort/
input after the successful transfer of this fund into
your nominated account overseas.

Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within fourteen (14) days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Thanks and God bless.

Best regards,
Mr jacob david.
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They always try to scum ppl somehow.... :wink:
mwahahahahaha !!

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I get them all the time..

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ahahhaa, all that effort :P
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lmao i wonder what happens if i do give him my bank account number and put him in the garage for 2 weeks! :P
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Where? Did not find any on google. :soosad:

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[SD]Twysta wrote:lmao i wonder what happens if i do give him my bank account number and put him in the garage for 2 weeks! :P

You can always try and see what happens :wink: And if he enjoy to live in a garage this 2 weeks and after you see how much you have left on yours bank account.. :twisted:
mwahahahahaha !!

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Some people in the world, They think that evryone is as stupid as them...

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Lol, had one such message before.
Always nice to see what people do for free money.
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Lol RuYi indeed.

Makes me wonder, what can they possibly do with only my bank account number?? Or is it some trick that i kinda allowed him to "use" my bank account?
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[SD]Twysta wrote:Lol RuYi indeed.

Makes me wonder, what can they possibly do with only my bank account number?? Or is it some trick that i kinda allowed him to "use" my bank account?

I guess there might be some tricks, not sure really.
I'd say give him your bank account number and see what happens! :D
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Lol no way i'm not giving it to him but i might give him my m8's lol and see what happens :P
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lol

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This isn't a way to get money, this is a way to either safely deposit illegal money, or a way to get into the US(Or weherever you may live) legally.
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Snudge wrote:This isn't a way to get money, this is a way to either safely deposit illegal money, or a way to get into the US(Or weherever you may live) legally.

yea, could be something like that. and since ur bank account is tied to u, u will be in trouble once the police finds out.
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Back in the '96 when I just got in the US for a year, a girl next to my house, who was also freshly off the boat, got a mail informing her that she won 11,000,000 dollars. All they need is her to send them about $15 for shipping and handling cost. They even list the people who won across the country with their contact numbers and everything.

I thought "wow, America. The money come so easy!" This girl is so lucky, she doesn't even do anything.

So my friend sent the $15 dollars money order.

She's still waiting for the $11,000,000.
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It could be the early part of an attempted identity theft.
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Here's one that I got:

FROM : MRS AHLAM ABDUL HAQ

PRAISE ALLAH, THE MOST BENEVOLENT.

I am the above named person from abidjan the capital of ivory coast. I am married to Late mustapha abdu of blessed memory who worked with Kuwait embassy in abidjan for nine
years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for eleven
years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for
only four days.

Before his death we were both very devoted muslims.
His suden death rise my blood presure which now lead to my stroke despite my formal fibroid and tumour which i use to soffer when he was alife . When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum
of$10.Million (ten million U.S. Dollars)
with one of the security company here in abidjan.

Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently,
my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due
to those problems. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke
sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to
either a moslem organisation or devoted muslim individual that will
utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here-in.
I want this muslim organisation or individual to use this money in all
sincererity to fund mosques, orphanages,widows and also propagating
the word of ALLAH and to ensure that the society upholds the views
and beliefs of the holy Quran.

The holy Quran emphasized so much on ALLAH benevolence and this has
encouraged me to take this bold step. I took this decision because I
dont have any child that will inherit this money and my husband
relatives are new Christians converts and I dont want my husband
hard earned money to be misused by people I call unbelievers.
I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an unholy
manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I know that
after death I will be with ALLAH the most beneficient and the most
merciful.

I dont need any telephone communication in this regard because of my
health because of the presence of my husband relatives around me
always. I dont want them to know about this development.
With ALLAH all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I
shall give you the contact of the Security Company. I will also issue
you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original-
beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the Muslim community where
you reside to always pray for me.

My happiness is that I lived a life of
a true devoted muslim worthy of emulation. Whoever that wants to serve
the ALLAH must serve him in truth and in fairness.
lease always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your
reply will give me room in sourcing For a muslim organisation or a
devoted muslim for this same purpose.
Until I hear from you, my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders.
May the almighty ALLAH continue to guide and protect you. Regards,
MRS AHLAM ABDU HAQ


Praise ALLAH!
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RuYi wrote:
[SD]Twysta wrote:Lol RuYi indeed.

Makes me wonder, what can they possibly do with only my bank account number?? Or is it some trick that i kinda allowed him to "use" my bank account?

I guess there might be some tricks, not sure really.
I'd say give him your bank account number and see what happens! :D


lol yea give him your bank details....i mean am sure that nothing
bad will happen :P
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