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Why do all NL **** walk so slow?

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Where the **** did you even find pedestrians in NL?
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I'm at the airport. Fuckers are practically begging me to just mow them down.

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Oh.
They had to chug down their emergency supplies when they found out they couldn't take it abroad, so they're a little slow right now. Don't let it bother you too much.
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Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.

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Tasdik wrote:Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.


Oh my god I could imagine the frenzy as someone casually lit up a cig in America. TSA swarming in, someone yelling bomb, chaos, panic, kids screaming for their mothers, every Middle Eastern looking person tackled to the ground(randomly, of course.)

Whereas level headed places see it as no big deal.
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So, I've had to resort to rudimentary spanish to communicate with the people here.

Yay for Latin languages!

Also, 6ft high fence? Ain't gonna keep me away from the Delphi. Silly Europeans.

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Tasdik wrote:Also, 6ft high fence? Ain't gonna keep me away from the Delphi
Did you even tried to climb over the fence ? xD

Anyways... Do you have any pictures of your trip ?
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I jumped it. Felt bad. Jumped back across.

They'd need like a 10 ft high fence to stop me.

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if you are searching for new home in europe with high fences try zoo xD
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Europeans are so worried about the nonessentials it's hilarious.

Walked by about 30 pepole standing outside our hotel cowering under a shelter from the rain. I said "**** that" and strode across the street in the down pour to get a cup of Coffee.

They were dazed, confused, but more importantly turned on by my audacity.

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silly tasdik and his silly stories
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Tasdik wrote:Europeans are so worried about the nonessentials it's hilarious.

Walked by about 30 pepole standing outside our hotel cowering under a shelter from the rain. I said "**** that" and strode across the street in the down pour to get a cup of Coffee.

They were dazed, confused, but more importantly turned on by my audacity.

Tasdik, you my friend, are a boss. I must say, your manliness turned me on a little. ;) Hope you have fun in Europe buddy!

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ShaDeVi wrote:silly tasdik and his silly stories
ROFL
We want to hear all your.... silly stories @Tasdik
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In Rome now. Met the pope tonight. He's not a very chatty fellow. Nice guy tho.

Also, I fell in love with an Italian woman named Isabella. We're getting married this fall.

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Last time I was in Italy I found out Italian pizza is surprisingly bad.
Probably should've given it another try at another place, but w/e.
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Tasdik wrote:Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.

I make it a point to walk up to every person smoking in public because **** you, I don't need to filter anyone's bad habit.
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Tasdik wrote:Also, I fell in love with an Italian woman named Isabella. We're getting married this fall.
Ha ha.. Yeah right !
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*BlackFox wrote:
ShaDeVi wrote:silly tasdik and his silly stories
ROFL
We want to hear all your.... silly stories @Tasdik


the TRUTH is....nothing beats your silly animal stories !
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You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.

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Tasdik wrote:You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.


Sounds like absolute fiction !
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Tasdik wrote:You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.


The one you failed to forge ? @sig

Trip to Europe huh, that's quite a....ClapTastic voyage. It's a big thing for a little yellow guy like you, I mean robot.

When you get hungry in Venice, visit pizzeria trattoria all'anfora, i've been hearing they have up to 40% off.

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Tasdik wrote:
ShaDeVi wrote:the TRUTH is....nothing beats your silly animal stories !
You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

I thought your erotic novel WAS one of your silly animal stories.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cqNDmPPLo

My favorite erotic love story. :wink:

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[quote="_Bisu_"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cqNDmPPLo

ah classic love story, reek looks like he wants to hide behind someone !
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