Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
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Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
http://thestorkburntdown.itch.io/home-improv
And why is it sort of fun/relaxing D:
And why is it sort of fun/relaxing D:

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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
Not even surprised. I've seen grass simulator, and a game where you play a piece of bread recently.
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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
DarkJackal wrote:Not even surprised. I've seen grass simulator, and a game where you play a piece of bread recently.
Grass simulator is a joke though. A cashgrab riding the retarded sim wave or a parody. Maybe both...
I am bread is at least a game at it's core.
Seems to be quite funny too. You're driving the homeowner clinically insane by causing chaos in the kitchen and toasting yourself
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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
Not sayin they are bad, but just wierd they exist lol.
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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
This was built for masochists?...

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That's the sort of thing that comes out of game jams. Wouldn't surprise me if that's how this game started too.
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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
To learn yourself a new skill!?poehalcho wrote:why does this exist??
lulz

Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
I used to think Ride to Hell: Retribution was horrible, then Grass Simulator and Accidental Runner came out. GabeN pls.
But at least this game is actually not bad.
But at least this game is actually not bad.
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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
So in all seriousness... is there a way to put together #3, the bench, with all things attached properly D: ?
It doesn't seem to able to connect multiple joints at the same time, so my bench ends up looking very farked up
It doesn't seem to able to connect multiple joints at the same time, so my bench ends up looking very farked up
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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
Sanktum wrote:^Been looking up some Elder Scrolls lore I see.
Zenithar and Arkay are total assholes, completely ignoring the laws of gravity.

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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
poehalcho wrote:Sanktum wrote:^Been looking up some Elder Scrolls lore I see.
Zenithar and Arkay are total assholes, completely ignoring the laws of gravity.
Lol, let's just say that it's magic.
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For how long it will take you to... complete the game? xD

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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
Now that we're on the topic, how about this one: "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad"
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... =404111723
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/ ... =404111723
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Re: Ikea simulator... why does this exist??
*BlackFox wrote:OMFG ^
What's next? Wiping your nuts simulator.. eh?
And why should I wipe my nuts?



