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Went to highschool with this girl, she was a year older so we didn't hang out much, or ever. But she seems cool, and pretty as hell. So, the question is, how are we (me) going to seduce her? She's back at my home town, 24 hours away.

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Pics or didnt happen. If she's pretty as hell we need pics to discuss about that.
Edit. If you rly like her, stop wasting your time here.
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talk to her
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

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This has to be a team effort. Srf needs to collectively seduce a woman. I just happen to be the humble vessel that will carry out our mission. But don't worry, I share. ;)

I'll post a picture when I get home.

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TheDrop wrote:talk to her


This is probably the best answer you'll get so far man. I mean you're not too bad looking so you got that going for you(I'm kidding I whack it to your snapchats daily)

You said she "seems" cool, but you don't actually know? Time to talk and find out her interests. Find that common link between you and her and build on it. You guys both like craft beers? Time to try out a new microbrewery sometime with her and be beer snobs together.
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Look amazing, have money, have confidence, proceed to faceroll.
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Give her the link to this thread...She'll see that you've been interested in her and she'll also see how we all got your back....
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Teamwork.. Imma buff you, we need 2 bards and a warrior, then you can go full nukes on her...

OT: If you don't know how to approach to her then you're doing it wrong, don't listen to some other ppl methods cuz u won't feel comfortable with them, be yourself and make things happen naturally... don't force it..

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Love wrote:Look amazing, have money, have confidence, proceed to faceroll.

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Tell her that you played in Tv Show.

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You guys are giving far too solid of advice for this elaborate attempt at woo-ing, SRF style.


For science. (I'm so lazy I just went to the most recent photo she posted, because scrolling is hard.)

Spoiler!

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She so sexy ! Good luck lol.
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Get a puppy

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u gave insufficient info about ur current relationship
but here's some general advice, be around more often as a friend and take every chance to talk to her and wait for the signs to know if she's interested or not, I don't like going with the "unzip and pull it out" strategy, going around is more fun, just be friendly with hints and never go direct until you are somewhat certain that her response will be positive, and keep us posted
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She only dates black guys. Sorry bro.

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ugh -.-' hopeless
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Ganja wrote:She only dates black guys. Sorry bro.


Hahaha I could almost see this.

Sitting there drinking her mocha frap from Starbucks as she texts Tyrone to get her some big black loving.
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She's fairly attractive I'd say...If she likes you I'm sure you'll find out unless you're daft on picking up the signals a woman puts out...Hanging out with her a few times should do it...
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You're all forgetting about one little detail...

Tasdik wrote: She's back at my home town, 24 hours away.


Also, we've never really hung out or talked much, last time I saw her in person was uh, 2-3 years ago? Like I said, she was a girl I knew in highschool. We briefly chatted in passing, but that's about it.

So, I reckon that leaves me with two options;

1.) Go the creeper stalker route and ask her for her number via FB or some shit, then start seducing her via text, like I do.

2.) Wait until I'm back home, which will be a few months, hang out, and get her number from her in person.

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24 hours away.. Damn son. She's real cute tho.
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Stalk her and check what she likes, if she finds out, lie about it.

1 year of experience might pay off now :wink:

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_Bisu_ wrote:Stalk her and check what she likes, if she finds out, lie about it.

1 year of experience might pay off now :wink:

Or tie her to a cross, cut her nuts off and take her to your dad to get his approval.
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Grounded wrote:
_Bisu_ wrote:Stalk her and check what she likes, if she finds out, lie about it.

1 year of experience might pay off now :wink:

Or tie her to a cross, cut her nuts off and take her to your dad to get his approval.


Then give her a bath.

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.curve wrote:This is probably the best answer you'll get so far man. I mean you're not too bad looking so you got that going for you(I'm kidding I whack it to your snapchats daily)

You said she "seems" cool, but you don't actually know? Time to talk and find out her interests. Find that common link between you and her and build on it. You guys both like craft beers? Time to try out a new microbrewery sometime with her and be beer snobs together.


You're saying he's still bad looking, but not that bad =P

Your situation is very complicated since you haven't talk or seen her in years. How come it took you years to figure out to make a move on this girl?
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Tasdik wrote:get her number from her in person.
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jyushinshuu wrote:
Your situation is very complicated since you haven't talk or seen her in years. How come it took you years to figure out to make a move on this girl?

When you're constantly buffeted by a never ending ocean of women, it's hard to single out anyone in particular.

Still not hearing and divine inspiration here yet.

Brb calling Vegeta. He always knows what to do.

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Tasdik wrote:
jyushinshuu wrote:
Your situation is very complicated since you haven't talk or seen her in years. How come it took you years to figure out to make a move on this girl?

When you're constantly buffeted by a never ending ocean of women, it's hard to single out anyone in particular.

Still not hearing and divine inspiration here yet.

Brb calling Vegeta. He always knows what to do.


So next thing we'll hear from you is that she is pregnant and she's accusing you of rape.
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When it comes to seduction, persistence is most important. I've been seeing this mystery guy in game im currently playing for 2 months now. I'm slowly falling in love.

http://tinypic.com/r/hu11l4/8
http://tinypic.com/r/34hjvv5/8

I remember this gossip girl stuff from here tho, who was it that said it.

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Quick search revealed a winner.

Tasdik wrote:You need to work on your story telling skills. That was painful to read.

But hey, thanks for the explanation.

Xoxo Gossip Girl.


If he is indeed seduction teacher, this thread should be closed. :P
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