Coachella 2014

[.curve]

Well it's that time of the year again. Coachella 2014 lineup has been released



I am so insanely excited as my ticket and camp spot has been bought and paid for completely since December.

[Tasdik]

I'd go just to rape you in your sleep.

[.curve]

I'd go just to rape you in your sleep.

Plot twist: there's very little sleep at Coachella

[Tasdik]

I went to Bonnaroo, I'm well aware.

But sooner or later, you'll have to rest for a bit.

That is when I shall strike.

=]

[omier]

Hahaha, Martin Garrix...

[.curve]

We leave tomorrow. I'm so fucking stoked. Gear, great company, and drugs are all in order for the best weekend of the year.

[Love]

I'd go just to rape you in your sleep.

Plot twist: there's very little sleep at Coachella

I've seen enough Dexter to know this won't be a problem.

[BuDo]

I'd go just to rape you in your sleep.

Plot twist: there's very little sleep at Coachella

I've seen enough Dexter to know this won't be a problem.

He's packing drugs for this trip as well he said...So there is no need for Dexter type tactics...The rape should go off without a hitch...Heck it might even be consensual...

[.curve]

He's packing drugs for this trip as well he said...So there is no need for Dexter type tactics...The rape should go off without a hitch...Heck it might even be consensual...

I'm not responsible for any orgies I may or may not get into this weekend.

[Tasdik]

I'm not responsible for any orgies I may or may not get into this weekend.

Find Nina Dobrev.

Rape her.

Do it. For me.

[.curve]

I'm not responsible for any orgies I may or may not get into this weekend.

Find Nina Dobrev.

Rape her.

Do it. For me.

Nah. That bitch is the embodiment of what's wrong with celebrities and Coachella. Getting paid by a sponsor to go to Coachella to bombard people with advertising. That's that shit I don't like

[Tasdik]

One of these days, I'm going to come with you.

[*BlackFox]

Are you sexually frustrated? @Tasdik

[BuDo]

Are you sexually frustrated? @Tasdik

I think BlackFox is setting the stage to help you out Taz...It's OK now...

[Tasdik]

Are you sexually frustrated? @Tasdik

I'm a 21 year old virgin who's is incapable of having premarital sex due to my religious upbringing.

Why the **** would I be sexually frustrated?

[.curve]

Gay people can't get married Tasdik, there's your loophole. Let's smash

Leaving soon for Chella. I'll try and bring back a ton of pictures of the art installations and any cool stages

[*BlackFox]

Have fun.. But keep the drugs out!

Why the **** would I be sexually frustrated?

Investigate your own comments! lulz

[omier]

Have fun.. But keep the drugs out!

This is too good an opportunity not to do them.

[.curve]

Have fun.. But keep the drugs out!

This is too good an opportunity not to do them.

I'm only bringing a lot of herb anyway and don't plan on doing anything else but maybe mushrooms.

My first year at Coachella I went hard and it just wasn't fun. The next year I learned that the drugs don't make the experience and this year I'm just making sure my head is straight and I'm properly hydrated off beer.

[Ganja]

Did you see Leonardo DiCaprio?

[Skyve]

Have fun.. But keep the drugs out!

This is too good an opportunity not to do them.

I'm only bringing a lot of herb anyway and don't plan on doing anything else but maybe mushrooms.

My first year at Coachella I went hard and it just wasn't fun. The next year I learned that the drugs don't make the experience and this year I'm just making sure my head is straight and I'm properly hydrated off beer.

You better provide us with pics dawg

[.AWAKE.]

Random people I saw at Coachella this year: Justin Bieber, Drake, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Drama, Bryan Greenberg, Paris Hilton

[Tasdik]

srf selfie.

Make it happen.

[*BlackFox]

Do you feel good? xD

[.curve]

Coachella Weekend 1 attracts most of the celebrities. Weekend 2 is usually the more laid back group of people who aren't there just to say they went to Chella.

I got a ton of pictures and saw so many amazing acts. My top set of the entire weekend is between Muse and Cage the Elephant.

Muse absolutely killed Saturday night. I had every intention of leaving halfway through to go rage at Skrillex, but I couldn't bring myself to leave. They opened up with a Harmonica intro right into Knights of Cydonia and the place went crazy. Followed that with their rendition of Star Spangled Banner on guitar and nothing in the world felt more 'Murican at that moment in time. I loved it. I never realized how brutal their songs are until I heard them live. That deep groaning guitar and heavy ass bass were a huge surprise.

Cage the Elephant simply played a killer show. They were crowd surfing, they had the crowd going and amped, and you could tell they were really feeling the vibes.

Arcade Fire messed with everyone and brought out a fake Daft Punk(it's "rumored" every year that Daft Punk is going to show up because of whatever reason), and got everyone stoked just to end up burning everyone. They said something along the lines of "we're just kidding, we're here to play real music with instruments, maybe next year for Daft Punk." I was kind of pissed.

I'll upload pictures later. Most of the ones I got were of the art installations or just cool scenic pictures of the festival itself. I'm very against recording songs and it's usually hard to get a good picture of the band without getting way close.

[*BlackFox]

We're still waiting for pictures!

[.curve]

My bad guys I'm currently fighting Coldchella.

Since it's on a giant polo field, all the horse shit puts bacteria in the air that we all breathe continuously for the 4 days we're there and it causes us to get sick. Pretty brutal but I'm almost over it

[Tasdik]

Oh god. That's horrible.

Brb making you soup.

#wifeymaterial

[*BlackFox]

Nasty bacteria, Eh? So.. are you ready? lulz

[.curve]

This was one of the art installations. The spaceman moved around the entire polo grounds and at night the visor would play random clips. After Fatboy Slim played the spaceman had the smiley face on it

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Another art installation. It was stationary and as you can see, there were always a ton of people crawling on it. Ended up being a good meet up spot

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Cool picture I snapped of the balloon line and the rainbow palms
The balloon line is sort of a signature at Coachella. It flows in the cool desert breeze and is just something to light up the sky a little. People walk around with the ends of the line and you can hold it and shake it and watch the balloons ripple up

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Inside the Sahara tent. The Sahara is the EDM tent as you can see by the shit ton of lasers. They were going crazy though and I had to get a picture

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Another shot of the balloon line from our camp site with the bright ass moon in the background

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The balloon line, a swirly colored art installation, the ferris wheel, and people getting down

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