got into a real fight last night

[I Am Vegeta]

lmao i usually goof around but never get into real fight, shit just got real last night

try to get a cab, some scrubs start yelling saying its their taxi, driver say he didnt got any call so we can take it, i get in the cab, then this mfer open the doore and start pulling me outside, im like **** off brah its mine, cunt keep pulling me, so im like aight mothafucka imma flip you on yo mfing head.


get the **** out the cab then that scrub punch me in the face, im like lol bitch didnt even Farking hurt, go as usual and tell him to hit me again, usually they dont and back off, mfucka was a crazy cunt and punch me again

im all like u fkinwatm8??? grab that bitch by the collar and slam this cunt on the Farking pavement, next thing i know im smashing my fist against his Farking skull hard as **** bitch cant do shit an im all loling and screaming some trick2g catch phrase like "LOL BOOM PEACE LATA BITCH U WANT A PIECE OF THE BAWWWSSSS GE DIRESPECTED TO THE MOUTH GT WRECKED NOOB"

turn my head around to see whats going on with my friend, he's fighting the other guy and he's over him on the ground stomping his head with him 270lbs 6'4 paw of a human bear. mothafucker is a mfin' powerlifter and he's loling as cracking some srs skull.

So im like yo Will how are you doing in yo lane brah? you winning the lane brah? and we're cracking nerdy League of legend jokes as we're wrecking those fggts lol, there's like 4-5 nerdy guys watching and they seems to play LoL too and they're laughing their ass off so hard cant believe their eyes ahahah so im still mashing this guy head as loling and i start talking to those guys as i keep punching that dude on the gorund and im like "yo guys add me on league my summoner name is rutabaga im the best bronzewarrior NA i rock that Farking top lane so hard. yo guys record that shit and put me on youtube mom will be proud"

cab driver is loling hard too he's like guys dont kill them i gotta work tonight dont wanna deal with cops.

so i get up and i say GG EZ NOOB and pick up my bro so we can get in the cab, Farking noobs are still on the ground cant belive what just happenned and how much they got disrespected.

what the **** those crazyass mothafucker though they were doing coming at two mothafucking irl walking jugganawt with 18+ inches biceps.

[Tasdik]

Wouldve been more impressed if you had just knocked him to the ground and then walked away.

Excessively beating someone is both fake and gay.

[I Am Vegeta]

Wouldve been more impressed if you had just knocked him to the ground and then walked away.

Excessively beating someone is both fake and gay.

mothafucka punched me twice, you dont go around punching people like nothing will happen, tool though he was on some irl gta shit.

he met the Farking king

[Spiritual]

Damn, you should totally take part in UFC, so we could watch you do the same on telly. :brofist:

[*BlackFox]

still mashing this guy head as loling

This doesn't seem right either.

[Love]

How are you getting hit in the first place, fail no Alpha.

[I Am Vegeta]

How are you getting hit in the first place, fail no Alpha.

that guy was drunk out of his mind lol though he was superman or something, and i had a ski jacket, so he couldnt tell i was jacked as **** lol

SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

[BuDo]

Jesus christ I can't believe I read half of that post....such mambo jumbo garble....A turkey gobbling made more sense.....

Anywho this incident was almost identical to what happened to a friend of mine.... He got drawn into a fight over a cab ...and when he was trading blows with some guy....he thought the guy was punching him....instead the guy was stabbing him...repeatedly....(he lived...luckily)

I think the altercations you get into and way you egg it on with your ego (telling the guy to punch your face) is kinda retarded...just like how you write your post..... it's quite dumb to get into a fight over something so trivial... But who am I to judge...play on "playa"..

[I Am Vegeta]

Jesus christ I can't believe I read half of that post....such mambo jumbo garble....A turkey gobbling made more sense.....

Anywho this incident was almost identical to what happened to a friend of mine.... He got drawn into a fight over a cab ...and when he was trading blows with some guy....he thought the guy was punching him....instead the guy was stabbing him...repeatedly....(he lived...luckily)

I think the altercations you get into and way you egg it on with your ego (telling the guy to punch your face) is kinda retarded...just like how you write your post..... it's quite dumb to get into a fight over something so trivial... But who am I to judge...play on "playa"..

[BuDo]

It's all cartoon and games with you uh....until you end up in the hospital then its time to grow up right?...

[omier]

I didn't even waste my time with that.

[CrimsonNuker]

If you were real alpha, you would have knocked him out in one punch

[Aventus]

So he was really drunk but you couldn't knock him out in 1 hit...... Your starting to look pretty weak.

[I Am Vegeta]

So he was really drunk but you couldn't knock him out in 1 hit...... Your starting to look pretty weak.

thing is, if i knock him out he might fall and break his spine or something then i'll be in serious trouble.

not taking chances over some idiots

[Aventus]

So instead you went full ground and pound on him? Your story has some holes.

[omier]

Lol, falling down doesn't usually break your spine unless you're like 90 years old.

[I Am Vegeta]

So instead you went full ground and pound on him? Your story has some holes.

mauled him like a polahbaear

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[CrimsonNuker]

So you cradled him to the ground?