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so I've met this female like 1 week ago at a "masquerade ball" she was mirin hard and brought me back to her place, then I've seen her like 4 times since the first night and it went like this.

1st night: both drunk, coming from the party, had sex.
2nd night: both drunk, coming from two different bar, her female roomate cooked me pancake in the morning, had sex.
3rd night: sober, watched a movie togheter, had sex.
4th time: me sober, her drunk, didnt had sex cause periods, cuddled alot.

what should i do srf?

should i send her a relationship request on fb?

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Lol look at vegeta growing up tryna have relationships an shit.
If you wanna claim her bring it up to her in person dont be the betafggt that sends a relationship request on FB before bringing it up to them in person.

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I Am Vegeta wrote:should i send her a relationship request on fb? :?
Why not Just let it be spontaneous... and exciting? xD
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FB shouldn't be used for "officially" starting a relationship.
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Sanktum wrote:FB shouldn't be used for "officially" starting a relationship.



we had unprotected sex, this a true love at first sight story

this is some serious shit son.
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AKA he got herpes from her and knows he can't go anywhere else.

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I hope you got her preggors.

The world needs miniature Vegetas running around.

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Tasdik wrote:I hope you got her preggors.

The world needs miniature Vegetas running around.



its fine i took birth control pills
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Sounds like this Bulma is just a friend with sexual benefits.

If this is the beginning of what could be a relationship, don't expect this much sex ;)
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Sounds like this Bulma is just a friend with sexual benefits.

If this is the beginning of what could be a relationship, don't expect this much sex ;)


This.

Also Facebook would be a terrible idea. This day and age you only change your relationship status when it's the most serious relationship
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Didn't even read the Facebook part, but no.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Sounds like this Bulma is just a friend with sexual benefits.

If this is the beginning of what could be a relationship, don't expect this much sex ;)



she gave me the "wud u b mah huzband?" eyes.

should i present her to my mum then?
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Yes ^
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That's a start :)
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but Vegeta doesn't have a mom
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April fools was 2 days ago. :?
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I Am Vegeta wrote:what should i do srf?


I Am Vegeta wrote:there's my interogation: why are you guys still virgin?


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Then no more party + drunk + sex event again!
It's exciting because it's random encouter, not because you love her.
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Just don't let her fool you into using the Blutz Wave Generator bro.
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You want to date someone you've met 4 times, ever? Don't rush into it so much. Spend some time with her and actually get to know her before you go rushing and ruining everything.

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I seriously hope your not being serious. This should be a serious matter. Serious matters are not to joke about but to be taken care of seriously!
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im laughing so hard please keep going, im begging you!
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well let me ask you this vegeta, what does the scouter say about her power level?

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w00t wrote:I seriously hope your not being serious. This should be a serious matter. Serious matters are not to joke about but to be taken care of seriously!

why so serious?
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I wasnt being serious skyve. Im never being serious in one of vegeta's serious topics.
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All my best relationships began with drunk sex the first night.

Just saiyan.
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Show us her tits.
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In all seriousness... Did you request a relationship?
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