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the crew though i couldnt eat 2 shishtaouks, had to prove them wrong so i bought 3

show up at the restaurant, call 3 shishtamiam, guy is like fine, then my buddies call their own, the guy look at me with questionmark in his eyes, im like yeah i take 3. The dude is freaking out, tell me people try for two usually and cant finish them, im like, brah imma get the job done.

sit down, everybody in the damn place is looking at me like im some retarded drunktard that think he's hot or some shit.

downed those motherfucker like i was some Kevin Carter's photo model, everybody's mirin hard, crew cant believe it, stomach is so inflated i look preggo lmao.


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So you're Mexican, bunch of those around.
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its arab actually and im white and from quebec canada
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I'm so disappointed... No video! lulz
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NEW MUSCLE GLASSES BRAHHHH, go for epic meal time breahhhhhhhh xd

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I can eat 2 shawarmas too.
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I Am Vegeta wrote:everybody in the damn place is looking at me like im some retarded drunktard that think he's hot or some shit.

im sure this happens more often than you think

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CrimsonNuker wrote:I can eat 2 shawarmas too.

This. Yeah we just call them shawarmas/donairs man, no fishtatoaruasdasdak. I'm jelly of your hair though. :(
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Three of those tiny wrap things? Seriously? Come on buddy, they aren't even big. It's hardly a challenge.

All you can eat ribs for $20 as Spurs. I thought I'd really get my monies worth. I ate 8 bigger-than-dinner-plate sized plates of ribs. Several cows died to satisfy my appetite. Never felt more like a man in my life.

On average I can eat a kilo of meat without being phased. I have an incredibly fast metabolism, combine it with a very physical job and I need to consume a lot of food regularly to sustain myself. It's not really a big deal, either. People who burn off a high amount of energy will crave equal amount of energy for sustenance. Finish 10 of them and maybe I'll be impressed (be it a little disgusted too, I suppose).

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When you can eat three large 'kapsalons' you will reach your next form.
(One kapsalon is 1800 kcals)
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woutR wrote:When you can eat three large 'kapsalons' you will reach your next form.
(One kapsalon is 1800 kcals)



that one from the pic isnt really that big, its about the same size of what i've eat.
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Skyve wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:I can eat 2 shawarmas too.

This. Yeah we just call them shawarmas/donairs man, no fishtatoaruasdasdak. I'm jelly of your hair though. :(


hair? where is there hair in this? im confused! someone show this "hair"

and wtf is a shishtaouks?
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penfold1992 wrote:
Skyve wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:I can eat 2 shawarmas too.

This. Yeah we just call them shawarmas/donairs man, no fishtatoaruasdasdak. I'm jelly of your hair though. :(


hair? where is there hair in this? im confused! someone show this "hair"

and wtf is a shishtaouks?



lol didnt knew it was a mtl thing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shish_taouk_%28Montreal%29
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I took a shit today that legitimately piled up enough to break the water line in the toilet, albeit the last bit was one good log.

Proudest moment of my life.
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.curve wrote:I took a shit today that legitimately piled up enough to break the water line in the toilet, albeit the last bit was one good log.

Proudest moment of my life.


A couple of weeks ago, mine came out like soft serve, and when I wiped, nothing was to be found.

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CrimsonNuker wrote:
.curve wrote:I took a shit today that legitimately piled up enough to break the water line in the toilet, albeit the last bit was one good log.

Proudest moment of my life.


A couple of weeks ago, mine came out like soft serve, and when I wiped, nothing was to be found.

It was a total Image moment.


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I Am Vegeta wrote:
woutR wrote:When you can eat three large 'kapsalons' you will reach your next form.
(One kapsalon is 1800 kcals)



that one from the pic isnt really that big, its about the same size of what i've eat.


Not the best pic, that's why I added the normal caloric value of a big kapsalon. 1800 calories is a respectable dish. Not sure how much the shishtaouk is. I googled but didn't really find a good site, most sites had them at around 300-500 kcals which, if true, means you didn't even get a single kapsalon.
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Kapsalons are without bread, so I can eat 2 of them easily. 3 if i'm really hungry.
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Ok big boy, buy 3 kapsalons and eat them and collect your e-fame here. :sohappy:
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woutR wrote:Ok big boy, buy 3 kapsalons and eat them and collect your e-fame here. :sohappy:



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Kapsalon is a Dutch food item consisting of fries, topped with döner or shawarma meat, grilled with a layer of Gouda cheese until melted and then subsequently covered with a layer of dressed salad greens topped with a green pepper. The dish is often served with garlic sauce and may replace the shawarma meat with falafels or kebab. Kapsalon is quite high in calories, with each serving containing approximately 1800 kcal.[1] The term kapsalon literally means, "barbershop" in Dutch, alluding to one of the inventors of the dish.[2]




this look like some fancy poutine
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I Am Vegeta wrote:
woutR wrote:Ok big boy, buy 3 kapsalons and eat them and collect your e-fame here. :sohappy:



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Kapsalon is a Dutch food item consisting of fries, topped with döner or shawarma meat, grilled with a layer of Gouda cheese until melted and then subsequently covered with a layer of dressed salad greens topped with a green pepper. The dish is often served with garlic sauce and may replace the shawarma meat with falafels or kebab. Kapsalon is quite high in calories, with each serving containing approximately 1800 kcal.[1] The term kapsalon literally means, "barbershop" in Dutch, alluding to one of the inventors of the dish.[2]




this look like some fancy poutine


I agree
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Majorharper wrote:
I Am Vegeta wrote:
woutR wrote:Ok big boy, buy 3 kapsalons and eat them and collect your e-fame here. :sohappy:



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Kapsalon is a Dutch food item consisting of fries, topped with döner or shawarma meat, grilled with a layer of Gouda cheese until melted and then subsequently covered with a layer of dressed salad greens topped with a green pepper. The dish is often served with garlic sauce and may replace the shawarma meat with falafels or kebab. Kapsalon is quite high in calories, with each serving containing approximately 1800 kcal.[1] The term kapsalon literally means, "barbershop" in Dutch, alluding to one of the inventors of the dish.[2]




this look like some fancy poutine


I agree


Me too.

Falafels are gross.
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This thread is now foodporn. :D
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I am vegeta, svp arrête de faire passé les Québécois pour des croquettes sur les internetz. Manger 3 shishtaouks c'est crissement pas un exploit. (If you don't speak french, then pls stop saying you're from Québec, you're nothing but a Canadian if you don't speak french.)

As for the shish taouk thing, I actually ate 2 for breakfast many many many times before going fishing, these things are beast (even better on a slight hangover). So 3 is nothing more than a good meal...
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PureStr wrote:I am vegeta, svp arrête de faire passé les Québécois pour des croquettes sur les internetz. Manger 3 shishtaouks c'est crissement pas un exploit. (If you don't speak french, then pls stop saying you're from Québec, you're nothing but a Canadian if you don't speak french.)

As for the shish taouk thing, I actually ate 2 for breakfast many many many times before going fishing, these things are beast (even better on a slight hangover). So 3 is nothing more than a good meal...




mon medaillon touche a mon penis

on parle de sishtaouk de chez tony, cest des monstre ya tellement de viande la dedans ca pas de sens


on a side note, i keep a body fat around 8-9% atm, most of you are fatfuck about to get a stroke anytime soon.
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I Am Vegeta wrote:
PureStr wrote:I am vegeta, svp arrête de faire passé les Québécois pour des croquettes sur les internetz. Manger 3 shishtaouks c'est crissement pas un exploit. (If you don't speak french, then pls stop saying you're from Québec, you're nothing but a Canadian if you don't speak french.)

As for the shish taouk thing, I actually ate 2 for breakfast many many many times before going fishing, these things are beast (even better on a slight hangover). So 3 is nothing more than a good meal...




mon medaillon touche a mon penis

on parle de sishtaouk de chez tony, cest des monstre ya tellement de viande la dedans ca pas de sens


on a side note, i keep a body fat around 8-9% atm, most of you are fatfuck about to get a stroke anytime soon.


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Just wondering Vegeta, do you go to Circus? :sohappy:
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Just wondering Vegeta, do you go to Circus? :sohappy:



if you mean the afterhour i've only been there one time I don't live in mtl actually


not a real fan of afterhours actually, the beat get boring fast and its full of 40 years old doped-up bald juice head that dance my holding thei bottle of water with both hand in front of them so they can flex their biceps and chest.

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