What do you think of today's patent wars?

Anything else. Post a funny site or tell us about yourself. Discuss current events or whatever else you want. Post off topic threads here.
Post Reply
User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by *BlackFox »

What do you think about all these "patent wars" going on between companies
such as Google, Apple etc.. And other crazy patents in general?
Image

User avatar
omier
Elite Member
Posts: 5985
Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:33 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: ...

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by omier »

End war. Make peace.
Image Image Image

User avatar
poehalcho
Elite Member
Posts: 6131
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:32 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: ┌(╬ಠ益ಠ)╯( ̄ー ̄)(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:・✧(╯°Д°)╯彡┻━┻ψ(`∇´)ψ(☞゚∀゚)☞¯\_(ツ)_/¯ლ(ಥ益ಥლ)ԅ༼ ◔ڡ◔༽งヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by poehalcho »

america needs to fix their patenting system. it's retarded.
Image
Day[9] wrote:"Tea is a lot like gold expansions - it helps you kill people."
- Day[9] Daily 337 -

User avatar
penfold1992
Senior Member
Posts: 4059
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:48 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Uranus

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by penfold1992 »

apple wants to patent life... everyone else tries to stop them, that appears to be the main part of it to me =S
Image

User avatar
BuDo
Senior Member
Posts: 4714
Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:16 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Xian

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by BuDo »

I want to put a patent on air.... So I can stop microsoft, apple, google, samsung, etc from using my patent...
Image

_________________________________________________
BOW Full STR Fire level 102 -- ON A LONG BREAK..POSSIBLY FOREVER

User avatar
Toshiharu
Senior Member
Posts: 4222
Joined: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:55 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Nowhere

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by Toshiharu »

poehalcho wrote:america needs to fix their patenting system. it's retarded.


In a nutshell. What's even more retarded was Edge Games owning the word Edge
Image
Image
If being a loser means not playing Silkroad all day.. lulwut?

User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by *BlackFox »

Motorized ice cream cone
A novelty amusement eating receptacle for supporting, rotating and sculpting a portion of ice cream or similarly malleable food while it is being consumed comprising: a hand-held housing, a cup rotatably supported by the hand-held housing and adapted to receive and contain a portion of ice cream or food product of similar consistency, and a drive mechanism in the hand-held housing for imparting rotation upon the cup and rotationally feeding its contents against a person's outstretched tongue.
Crazy patent of the Day?
Image

User avatar
poehalcho
Elite Member
Posts: 6131
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:32 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: ┌(╬ಠ益ಠ)╯( ̄ー ̄)(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:・✧(╯°Д°)╯彡┻━┻ψ(`∇´)ψ(☞゚∀゚)☞¯\_(ツ)_/¯ლ(ಥ益ಥლ)ԅ༼ ◔ڡ◔༽งヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by poehalcho »

BuDo wrote:I want to put a patent on air.... So I can stop microsoft, apple, google, samsung, etc from using my patent...


you know what the worst part is?
Spoiler!
Image
Day[9] wrote:"Tea is a lot like gold expansions - it helps you kill people."
- Day[9] Daily 337 -

User avatar
penfold1992
Senior Member
Posts: 4059
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:48 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Uranus

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by penfold1992 »

apple patenting everything isnt a stereotype. do they have a patent for "slide to unlock" when... i knew of PDA's that had a similar feature 5 years before that =S
Image

User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by *BlackFox »

poehalcho wrote:
BuDo wrote:I want to put a patent on air.... So I can stop microsoft, apple, google, samsung, etc from using my patent...


you know what the worst part is?
Spoiler!
ROFL
What you gonna do now? @BuDo Now that your "Patent" dream fall apart?
Image

User avatar
omier
Elite Member
Posts: 5985
Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:33 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: ...

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by omier »

*BlackFox wrote:
poehalcho wrote:
BuDo wrote:I want to put a patent on air.... So I can stop microsoft, apple, google, samsung, etc from using my patent...


you know what the worst part is?
Spoiler!
ROFL
What you gonna do now? @BuDo Now that your "Patent" dream fall apart?

Water.
Image Image Image

User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by *BlackFox »

Sanktum wrote:Water.
Oh crap... It seems like it's too late

Apple snags patent for water-damage detection
Company's patent describes a detector that gives customer service representatives
an easy way to determine how badly damaged a product is due to water.

Read More Here
Image

User avatar
omier
Elite Member
Posts: 5985
Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:33 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: ...

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by omier »

Well, fuck. But you can patent anything these days, so I'll just patent water itself. Then people will have to ask for my permission to use it.
If that doesn't work I'll try food.
Image Image Image

User avatar
Toshiharu
Senior Member
Posts: 4222
Joined: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:55 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Nowhere

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by Toshiharu »

Sanktum wrote:Well, fuck. But you can patent anything these days, so I'll just patent water itself. Then people will have to ask for my permission to use it.
If that doesn't work I'll try food.


Too late. I own the rights to Pizza. Step it up.
Image
Image
If being a loser means not playing Silkroad all day.. lulwut?

User avatar
Avalanche
Site Contributor
Posts: 3606
Joined: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:08 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: guildwars2

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by Avalanche »

Sanktum wrote:Well, fuck. But you can patent anything these days, so I'll just patent water itself. Then people will have to ask for my permission to use it.
If that doesn't work I'll try food.

Can't patent food/ingredients, only the directions in which is made.

All this patent stuff is complete bullshit and does more harm than good. Smaller companies have no chance in hell to grow and innovate without some big corp like Apple, Microsoft or Samsung pointing their lawyers at everyone.

User avatar
penfold1992
Senior Member
Posts: 4059
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:48 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Uranus

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by penfold1992 »

thats the point... they dont want any competition so they kill it before it starts.

the real problem is... people would rather buy apple stuff because its good rather then the situation we have had for the last 10 years which has been.... thats all weve had because apple have prevented anyone from making a better product.

make the product better rather then spending time preventing other people from trying to make a better product, theyre obviously scared.
Image

User avatar
Bartic
Frequent Member
Posts: 1284
Joined: Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:45 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: SuddenDeath

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by Bartic »

penfold1992 wrote:thats the point... they dont want any competition so they kill it before it starts.

the real problem is... people would rather buy apple stuff because its good rather then the situation we have had for the last 10 years which has been.... thats all weve had because apple have prevented anyone from making a better product.

make the product better rather then spending time preventing other people from trying to make a better product, theyre obviously scared.


Discussable.
Image
[SuddenDeath*PlsMeRectal]
TickleMeAnal

Image


Spoiler!

User avatar
penfold1992
Senior Member
Posts: 4059
Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:48 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Uranus

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by penfold1992 »

i said they would rather buy it BECAUSE it was good... im not saying they are good ;)
Image

User avatar
*BlackFox
Forum Legend
Posts: 7921
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by *BlackFox »

Avalanche wrote:All this patent stuff is complete bullshit and does more harm than good. Smaller companies have no chance in hell to grow and innovate without some big corp like Apple, Microsoft or Samsung pointing their lawyers at everyone.
I couldn't agree more. It's getting downright ridiculous.
Seriously... the "law of patents" should definitely be changed.
Image

User avatar
Toshiharu
Senior Member
Posts: 4222
Joined: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:55 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Nowhere

Re: What do you think of today's patent wars?

Post by Toshiharu »

*BlackFox wrote:
Avalanche wrote:All this patent stuff is complete bullshit and does more harm than good. Smaller companies have no chance in hell to grow and innovate without some big corp like Apple, Microsoft or Samsung pointing their lawyers at everyone.
I couldn't agree more. It's getting downright ridiculous.
Seriously... the "law of patents" should definitely be changed.


It really should. Patenting an idea that you don't have plans to ever use? Why? Suddenly here comes some random dude that made it and gets sued out the ass while some big company comes and swoops up free money.
Image
Image
If being a loser means not playing Silkroad all day.. lulwut?

Post Reply

Return to “Off Topic Lounge”