Haters gonna hate (really long)

[Gaigemasta]

This is a conversation I had with a friend on Xfire

Spoiler!

Jo$hika: Hey
=W=Vendetta: sup bitch
Jo$hika: Sup bitch
=W=Vendetta: sup negro
Jo$hika: Sup Agro negro
=W=Vendetta: aww hell nah
Jo$hika: Ye
Jo$hika: lol
Jo$hika: Oh i see what Silkroad is
Jo$hika: its a Acient Chinese Warrior game right?
=W=Vendetta: best and worst game ever put together
=W=Vendetta: download it and ..... play
=W=Vendetta: but its over a gig
Jo$hika: Lol no sorry man my parents are against Buddism they will yell at me if i played it
=W=Vendetta: r u serious?
Jo$hika: Ye
Jo$hika: We are a Christian family lol
=W=Vendetta: dude its ..... make believe game
=W=Vendetta: it has no religion in it
Jo$hika: Lol i saw your pics in game
=W=Vendetta: :faceplam:
=W=Vendetta: dude it has no religion involved\
=W=Vendetta: im ..... catholic
=W=Vendetta: i get over it
Jo$hika: Ok maybe i might get it
Jo$hika: idk
=W=Vendetta: it has no story, it doesnt enforce any religion on u
=W=Vendetta: let me guess u dont read harry potter either
Jo$hika: Nope
=W=Vendetta: or watch them
Jo$hika: My parents are totally against Harry Potter ROFL
=W=Vendetta: and tell me why you hate obama
Jo$hika: Lol his not muslim
Jo$hika: just people think he is
Jo$hika: he is actually a Christian
=W=Vendetta: do you hate obama?
Jo$hika: Nope
Jo$hika: Why?
=W=Vendetta: do you believe in evolution
Jo$hika: Nope
=W=Vendetta: why not
Jo$hika: Cuz its not true
=W=Vendetta: why not
Jo$hika: Lol why you asking alll these questions?
=W=Vendetta: dont compell to hell plz cuz im asking you something you dont know
Jo$hika: I dont believe in Evolution cause its Completely Rubbish, Humans did not start of as apes
=W=Vendetta: why don't you believe that
Jo$hika: Cuz there is no evidence
=W=Vendetta: theres no evidence of god
=W=Vendetta: does that mean u dont believe in him
Jo$hika: Ye there is actually
=W=Vendetta: like what
=W=Vendetta: and if u say the bible ima slap u
Jo$hika: some people hear God speak to them
=W=Vendetta: I hear apes speak to me
Jo$hika: Lol
=W=Vendetta: does it mean evolution is real?
Jo$hika: No cuz apes dont speak, they only make noise
=W=Vendetta: I a ape whisperer u dipshit
Jo$hika: Are you trying to make me nonchristian?
=W=Vendetta: nope
=W=Vendetta: I'm quizing you
=W=Vendetta: see if your a strong muslim
=W=Vendetta: i mean Christian!
=W=Vendetta: do you think that there should be a mosque by the twin towers?
=W=Vendetta: and a fyi
=W=Vendetta: usually people that hear voices in there heads go to mental institutions
Jo$hika: Well every1 has a right to religion
=W=Vendetta: doesnt answer my question completely
=W=Vendetta: do you think that there should be a mosque by the twin towers?
Jo$hika: And people know when God Speaks to them
Jo$hika: Idc
=W=Vendetta: what do you think about pokemon
Jo$hika: My mum is from Malaysia
Jo$hika: Lol dont watch it to old for it
Jo$hika: ROFL
=W=Vendetta: how about when you were a youngster
Jo$hika: My mum and dad were against it too
Jo$hika: lol
=W=Vendetta: why
Jo$hika: But idk why christians are against
Jo$hika: it
Jo$hika: so dont tell me why
=W=Vendetta: why do you think
Jo$hika: i havent got a clue for that 1
=W=Vendetta: what about Micheal Vick, do your parents like him?
=W=Vendetta: ???
Jo$hika: idk him rofl
Jo$hika: why my Dad is a absolute strong christian he is a Prophetic Preacher
Jo$hika: And quit asking me questions
=W=Vendetta: do you believe jesus rode on velicoraptors?
Jo$hika: please i asked you to quit asking questions
=W=Vendetta: i want to know what you think
Jo$hika: I dont wanna blow out the Christian Religion from the world or anything
=W=Vendetta: if you're a good christian this shouldn't be hard
=W=Vendetta: now, do you believe jesus rode on velicoraptors?
Jo$hika: no
=W=Vendetta: then where did the dinosaurs come from?
Jo$hika: they lived in oher parts of the world
=W=Vendetta: then why can I find them in my backyard?
=W=Vendetta: of course I mean the fossils
Jo$hika: Like Australia and other places where no body lived during bible times
=W=Vendetta: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fossil_sites
Jo$hika: so?
=W=Vendetta: thats in egypt
Jo$hika: They lived everywhere in the world in Old Testement
=W=Vendetta: jesus was in egypt
=W=Vendetta: so you believe moses rode velicoraptors
Jo$hika: No
Jo$hika: Why would you
Jo$hika: You wouldnt ride a wild animal like that
=W=Vendetta: why wouldn't he, they're faster then asses
Jo$hika: cuz most likely you would fall of a velicoraptors
=W=Vendetta: why is that?
Jo$hika: der you know why
=W=Vendetta: u have proof jesus rode them
=W=Vendetta: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OduN ... us.png&t=1
Jo$hika: lol he rode donkeys
=W=Vendetta: do you have proof?
=W=Vendetta: why would you ride a slow donkey
Jo$hika: its part of history
=W=Vendetta: who said?
=W=Vendetta: well?
Jo$hika: the tv, the bible and other things say
=W=Vendetta: the tv?\
=W=Vendetta: well scientist told me
=W=Vendetta: who go over intensive year of research
=W=Vendetta: years*
Jo$hika: Scientist just make up garbage
=W=Vendetta: i think beared drunk men who wore robes all day and ..... 14 year olds girls make up garbage
Jo$hika: only a little bit of imformation scientists prove is right
Jo$hika: But alot of there theories is wrong
Jo$hika: but you are right on that last point
=W=Vendetta: why do u believe drunk bearded pedophiles part-nudist
Jo$hika: Cuz its Obvious
Jo$hika: we are living in a Wicked world
Jo$hika: Evil world
=W=Vendetta: so you let wicked people tell you what to do?
Jo$hika: no
Jo$hika: i dont listen to them
=W=Vendetta: so then the bibles wrong?
Jo$hika: No
=W=Vendetta: but beared drunk men who wore robes all day and ..... 14 year olds girls wrote the bible
Jo$hika: Im gonna DIS-ADD YOU IF YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS
Jo$hika: NO
=W=Vendetta: im just trying to help u
Jo$hika: Thats these days
=W=Vendetta: what makes these different though?
Jo$hika: but they are Sick Priests who dont really listen to the whole bible
Jo$hika: They break comandments and stuff
=W=Vendetta: you need to learn your bible
=W=Vendetta: as i can tell you are a weak christian
=W=Vendetta: this isnt a insult
=W=Vendetta: its only to help you young grasshopper
=W=Vendetta: there?
Jo$hika: Its only to stop my religion! YOU IDIOT
=W=Vendetta: I'm not stopping your religion
Jo$hika: People are trying to prove that christianity is wrong
=W=Vendetta: YOU NEED TO LEARN TO DEFEND YOU AND FAITH!
Jo$hika: Like you are
=W=Vendetta: NO YOU NEED TO PROVE ITS RIGHT!
=W=Vendetta: so then people cant walk all over you
=W=Vendetta: like what you think I'm doing
Jo$hika: Lol no matter what im still gonna stay christian
Jo$hika: alot in my school wanna stop being christian when they grow up
=W=Vendetta: but see, thats fine, but what happens when you let non-christians into the political office, and people above you
=W=Vendetta: they will enforce their religious culture on you
=W=Vendetta: what happens when they force you to read harry potter?
=W=Vendetta: and all that evil witchcraft
Jo$hika: Lol they wouldnt
Jo$hika: i will just move country
=W=Vendetta: what if the UN takes over and its all one world goverment
=W=Vendetta: like Obama is trying to do
Jo$hika: Thats what the Illuminati is trying to do
=W=Vendetta: So is Obama part of the Illuminati
Jo$hika: Dont worry
Jo$hika: lets shut up im only 14 dont have to worry about it
=W=Vendetta: type in Illuminati backwars into your browser and put .com on it and hit enter
=W=Vendetta: did you do that?
Jo$hika: Ye it comes up with Central Serurity servers
Jo$hika: i mean agency
Jo$hika: lol
=W=Vendetta: obama is incharge of this
=W=Vendetta: and Obama is Christian
=W=Vendetta: or is he?
Jo$hika: Idk
=W=Vendetta: but you said he was
Jo$hika: Who cares
=W=Vendetta: I care
=W=Vendetta: i dont want to be taken over
=W=Vendetta: neither should you
=W=Vendetta: unless you wanna be obamas bitch
Jo$hika: please Please do me a favor shut up, i will be dead by then when the World is taken over
=W=Vendetta: why do you say that?
Jo$hika: it may take 100 years
Jo$hika: Or more
=W=Vendetta: who said?
=W=Vendetta: its been happening since WWII
=W=Vendetta: so around 2050
Jo$hika: So
Jo$hika: Im the only 1 who knows about Illuminati in my family no1 else knows about it
=W=Vendetta: then why don't you fix that
=W=Vendetta: help save the world from the Obamanation
Jo$hika: Cause they may not be alive at 2050
Jo$hika: they are already in there 50s
Jo$hika: my dad is nearly 60
=W=Vendetta: but do you want to take the chance
=W=Vendetta: see they pass it down through generations
=W=Vendetta: I mean people died before, how did you get the bible
Jo$hika: Dude we are gonna loose the battle to them anyway

=W=Vendetta: you need to stop listing to fake people preach
=W=Vendetta: you need to learn about God yourself
=W=Vendetta: I mean look how much a wreck you are
Jo$hika: Idc
Jo$hika: Every1 else is in my school
=W=Vendetta: so you wanna be a stupid person?
=W=Vendetta: thats fien with you?
Jo$hika: and trust me alot worse then me
=W=Vendetta: you wanna be a tool of terrorism?
Jo$hika: did Maniac- Killuminati tell you about this?
=W=Vendetta: who is that?
Jo$hika: Lol wow alot more people know about it then i thought
=W=Vendetta: I know a lot things
=W=Vendetta: I am from the internet
Jo$hika: but i dont really care about the illuminati atm, right now i have my own problems
=W=Vendetta: why dont you be noble and forget yours, and help save the world
=W=Vendetta: why be selfish
Jo$hika: Cuz mine is Stressful
=W=Vendetta: how do you thinks others will be when obama takes over
<This user is now playing Trackmania Nations Forever>

[/Pi]

lol u dumb

[Gaigemasta]

lol u dumb

prbly the funnest trollin i have eva dun my fine sir

[Hostage]

Honestly, I've never read so much gibberish all at once before. Kind of mind numbing. :\

[Gaigemasta]

Honestly, I've never read so much gibberish all at once before. Kind of mind numbing. :\

you gotta be smart to read the dumbness XD

[Boiler]

[SM-Count]

ok i stopped reading, and using the shift key, after 10 percent of the way through. obviously no one heres taken psych 101 cause

one, you'd know what belief perseverance is

and two, you'd abuse the **** out of your knowledge and not have someone announce their beliefs when convincing them otherwise. people never want to be wrong out loud, stop having them announce what they believe/what you're trying to disprove. so dumb

[Fiction]

^This.
-Also tl;dr

Whats with trolling someone that's supposed to be your friend and that's on a chat? cmon...

[VforVendetta]

Well actually I did a bit, but I thought I'd use that picture anyway.

[Bananaman]

lol u dumb

prbly the funnest trollin i have eva dun my fine sir

Jo$hika: Like Australia and other places where no body lived during bible times

HAHAH Dinosaurs in Austrailia!! Farking hilarious!

I used to be like him. . .well not that bad but I grew up in a chiristian family, had to go to church everyday and shit, read the bible etc etc. . .hell I read it enough to realize that it contradicted itself a LOT, like it would say one thing but have *God* do something else, ot just do some cruel shit. . .then I realized. . .hmm something aint right here, there's like 5 bil people on the planet(at the time) and yet maybe 1/5th or whatever are christian. and since if you aint christian you're going to hell, does that mean that god will send 4 billion people to hell if they dont become christian? WTF kind of God is that?

Basically THAT serious of thoughts led me to take it less seriously and just go trhoguh th emotions of chuuch till I got out the house and to college, then I found out a lot of how the Bible was Actually put together, and realize AHH! thats what mos tof the bible was about, just a tool for control, sure theres some good stuff in there but most of it (especially the rules) were just excuses for the church and the governments that sided with them for *religious unity*(thanks Charlemange) to control the people.

I find it funny though, that while I was able to see through the bullshit of religion at 14 years old, nowdays 60 year olds still cant figure it out. . .guess they are too busy damning people, or in your friends case, making money off of them (since hes the pastor)

Yeah maybe Im bashing Religion, but seriously all the rules and stuff are just REALLY outdated and pretty much goes against human nature especially the stuff about sex. . .like youre not supposed to have sex till your married and ONLY with the person you are married to, when men were built to be with as many women as possible blah blah blah, anbd WOMEN have a sex drive as large as men do too! (most people on srf are too young to realize what Im saying but when you Bang your first Married woman unknowingly, youll understand
that always makes me go like *really you guys?* *REALLY*? Its 2010 and you guys are still clinging on to this stuff?

Im just glad I was able to see through the BS at such a young age, I kinda think your fried will too, just as long as you don't keep trying to fk with him, as that just only makes him dig his hand into the sand harder, Id just not talk about religion to christians, or muslims, or any other religious group and if they figure out that they've been sold a bill of goods by those in power in a bid for control over them, then cool, they can free themselves, if not. . .

Their choice really...

sooner or later people will realize that religion is BS and realize the REAL meaning of life. . .which is life itself. Once people release their Obsession with and fear of death, they will allow themselves to enjoy life

[Squirt]

I thought this was a penis length thread

[Amro]

i did read, so his dad is 60 and he is 14? oooo shit.

[Fiction]

@ Bananaman Lately it seems like the longer your post are the more ridiculous they are...

[Key-J]

I just enjoyed the "Cuz Jesus would fall off the Velociraptor, you wouldnt ride a wild animal like that" part.

[Toshiharu]

I just enjoyed the "Cuz Jesus would fall off the Velociraptor, you wouldnt ride a wild animal like that" part.

This.

[_Scarlett_]

Lawls, just lawls...

[[Orphen]]

This is a conversation I had with a friend on Xfire

Spoiler!

Jo$hika: Hey
=W=Vendetta: sup bitch
Jo$hika: Sup bitch
=W=Vendetta: sup negro
Jo$hika: Sup Agro negro
=W=Vendetta: aww hell nah
Jo$hika: Ye
Jo$hika: lol
Jo$hika: Oh i see what Silkroad is
Jo$hika: its a Acient Chinese Warrior game right?
=W=Vendetta: best and worst game ever put together
=W=Vendetta: download it and ..... play
=W=Vendetta: but its over a gig
Jo$hika: Lol no sorry man my parents are against Buddism they will yell at me if i played it
=W=Vendetta: r u serious?
Jo$hika: Ye
Jo$hika: We are a Christian family lol
=W=Vendetta: dude its ..... make believe game
=W=Vendetta: it has no religion in it
Jo$hika: Lol i saw your pics in game
=W=Vendetta: :faceplam:
=W=Vendetta: dude it has no religion involved\
=W=Vendetta: im ..... catholic
=W=Vendetta: i get over it
Jo$hika: Ok maybe i might get it
Jo$hika: idk
=W=Vendetta: it has no story, it doesnt enforce any religion on u
=W=Vendetta: let me guess u dont read harry potter either
Jo$hika: Nope
=W=Vendetta: or watch them
Jo$hika: My parents are totally against Harry Potter ROFL
=W=Vendetta: and tell me why you hate obama
Jo$hika: Lol his not muslim
Jo$hika: just people think he is
Jo$hika: he is actually a Christian
=W=Vendetta: do you hate obama?
Jo$hika: Nope
Jo$hika: Why?
=W=Vendetta: do you believe in evolution
Jo$hika: Nope
=W=Vendetta: why not
Jo$hika: Cuz its not true
=W=Vendetta: why not
Jo$hika: Lol why you asking alll these questions?
=W=Vendetta: dont compell to hell plz cuz im asking you something you dont know
Jo$hika: I dont believe in Evolution cause its Completely Rubbish, Humans did not start of as apes
=W=Vendetta: why don't you believe that
Jo$hika: Cuz there is no evidence
=W=Vendetta: theres no evidence of god
=W=Vendetta: does that mean u dont believe in him
Jo$hika: Ye there is actually
=W=Vendetta: like what
=W=Vendetta: and if u say the bible ima slap u
Jo$hika: some people hear God speak to them
=W=Vendetta: I hear apes speak to me
Jo$hika: Lol
=W=Vendetta: does it mean evolution is real?
Jo$hika: No cuz apes dont speak, they only make noise
=W=Vendetta: I a ape whisperer u dipshit
Jo$hika: Are you trying to make me nonchristian?
=W=Vendetta: nope
=W=Vendetta: I'm quizing you
=W=Vendetta: see if your a strong muslim
=W=Vendetta: i mean Christian!
=W=Vendetta: do you think that there should be a mosque by the twin towers?
=W=Vendetta: and a fyi
=W=Vendetta: usually people that hear voices in there heads go to mental institutions
Jo$hika: Well every1 has a right to religion
=W=Vendetta: doesnt answer my question completely
=W=Vendetta: do you think that there should be a mosque by the twin towers?
Jo$hika: And people know when God Speaks to them
Jo$hika: Idc
=W=Vendetta: what do you think about pokemon
Jo$hika: My mum is from Malaysia
Jo$hika: Lol dont watch it to old for it
Jo$hika: ROFL
=W=Vendetta: how about when you were a youngster
Jo$hika: My mum and dad were against it too
Jo$hika: lol
=W=Vendetta: why
Jo$hika: But idk why christians are against
Jo$hika: it
Jo$hika: so dont tell me why
=W=Vendetta: why do you think
Jo$hika: i havent got a clue for that 1
=W=Vendetta: what about Micheal Vick, do your parents like him?
=W=Vendetta: ???
Jo$hika: idk him rofl
Jo$hika: why my Dad is a absolute strong christian he is a Prophetic Preacher
Jo$hika: And quit asking me questions
=W=Vendetta: do you believe jesus rode on velicoraptors?
Jo$hika: please i asked you to quit asking questions
=W=Vendetta: i want to know what you think
Jo$hika: I dont wanna blow out the Christian Religion from the world or anything
=W=Vendetta: if you're a good christian this shouldn't be hard
=W=Vendetta: now, do you believe jesus rode on velicoraptors?
Jo$hika: no
=W=Vendetta: then where did the dinosaurs come from?
Jo$hika: they lived in oher parts of the world
=W=Vendetta: then why can I find them in my backyard?
=W=Vendetta: of course I mean the fossils
Jo$hika: Like Australia and other places where no body lived during bible times
=W=Vendetta: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fossil_sites
Jo$hika: so?
=W=Vendetta: thats in egypt
Jo$hika: They lived everywhere in the world in Old Testement
=W=Vendetta: jesus was in egypt
=W=Vendetta: so you believe moses rode velicoraptors
Jo$hika: No
Jo$hika: Why would you
Jo$hika: You wouldnt ride a wild animal like that
=W=Vendetta: why wouldn't he, they're faster then asses
Jo$hika: cuz most likely you would fall of a velicoraptors
=W=Vendetta: why is that?
Jo$hika: der you know why
=W=Vendetta: u have proof jesus rode them
=W=Vendetta: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OduN ... us.png&t=1
Jo$hika: lol he rode donkeys
=W=Vendetta: do you have proof?
=W=Vendetta: why would you ride a slow donkey
Jo$hika: its part of history
=W=Vendetta: who said?
=W=Vendetta: well?
Jo$hika: the tv, the bible and other things say
=W=Vendetta: the tv?\
=W=Vendetta: well scientist told me
=W=Vendetta: who go over intensive year of research
=W=Vendetta: years*
Jo$hika: Scientist just make up garbage
=W=Vendetta: i think beared drunk men who wore robes all day and ..... 14 year olds girls make up garbage
Jo$hika: only a little bit of imformation scientists prove is right
Jo$hika: But alot of there theories is wrong
Jo$hika: but you are right on that last point
=W=Vendetta: why do u believe drunk bearded pedophiles part-nudist
Jo$hika: Cuz its Obvious
Jo$hika: we are living in a Wicked world
Jo$hika: Evil world
=W=Vendetta: so you let wicked people tell you what to do?
Jo$hika: no
Jo$hika: i dont listen to them
=W=Vendetta: so then the bibles wrong?
Jo$hika: No
=W=Vendetta: but beared drunk men who wore robes all day and ..... 14 year olds girls wrote the bible
Jo$hika: Im gonna DIS-ADD YOU IF YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS
Jo$hika: NO
=W=Vendetta: im just trying to help u
Jo$hika: Thats these days
=W=Vendetta: what makes these different though?
Jo$hika: but they are Sick Priests who dont really listen to the whole bible
Jo$hika: They break comandments and stuff
=W=Vendetta: you need to learn your bible
=W=Vendetta: as i can tell you are a weak christian
=W=Vendetta: this isnt a insult
=W=Vendetta: its only to help you young grasshopper
=W=Vendetta: there?
Jo$hika: Its only to stop my religion! YOU IDIOT
=W=Vendetta: I'm not stopping your religion
Jo$hika: People are trying to prove that christianity is wrong
=W=Vendetta: YOU NEED TO LEARN TO DEFEND YOU AND FAITH!
Jo$hika: Like you are
=W=Vendetta: NO YOU NEED TO PROVE ITS RIGHT!
=W=Vendetta: so then people cant walk all over you
=W=Vendetta: like what you think I'm doing
Jo$hika: Lol no matter what im still gonna stay christian
Jo$hika: alot in my school wanna stop being christian when they grow up
=W=Vendetta: but see, thats fine, but what happens when you let non-christians into the political office, and people above you
=W=Vendetta: they will enforce their religious culture on you
=W=Vendetta: what happens when they force you to read harry potter?
=W=Vendetta: and all that evil witchcraft
Jo$hika: Lol they wouldnt
Jo$hika: i will just move country
=W=Vendetta: what if the UN takes over and its all one world goverment
=W=Vendetta: like Obama is trying to do
Jo$hika: Thats what the Illuminati is trying to do
=W=Vendetta: So is Obama part of the Illuminati
Jo$hika: Dont worry
Jo$hika: lets shut up im only 14 dont have to worry about it
=W=Vendetta: type in Illuminati backwars into your browser and put .com on it and hit enter
=W=Vendetta: did you do that?
Jo$hika: Ye it comes up with Central Serurity servers
Jo$hika: i mean agency
Jo$hika: lol
=W=Vendetta: obama is incharge of this
=W=Vendetta: and Obama is Christian
=W=Vendetta: or is he?
Jo$hika: Idk
=W=Vendetta: but you said he was
Jo$hika: Who cares
=W=Vendetta: I care
=W=Vendetta: i dont want to be taken over
=W=Vendetta: neither should you
=W=Vendetta: unless you wanna be obamas bitch
Jo$hika: please Please do me a favor shut up, i will be dead by then when the World is taken over
=W=Vendetta: why do you say that?
Jo$hika: it may take 100 years
Jo$hika: Or more
=W=Vendetta: who said?
=W=Vendetta: its been happening since WWII
=W=Vendetta: so around 2050
Jo$hika: So
Jo$hika: Im the only 1 who knows about Illuminati in my family no1 else knows about it
=W=Vendetta: then why don't you fix that
=W=Vendetta: help save the world from the Obamanation
Jo$hika: Cause they may not be alive at 2050
Jo$hika: they are already in there 50s
Jo$hika: my dad is nearly 60
=W=Vendetta: but do you want to take the chance
=W=Vendetta: see they pass it down through generations
=W=Vendetta: I mean people died before, how did you get the bible
Jo$hika: Dude we are gonna loose the battle to them anyway

=W=Vendetta: you need to stop listing to fake people preach
=W=Vendetta: you need to learn about God yourself
=W=Vendetta: I mean look how much a wreck you are
Jo$hika: Idc
Jo$hika: Every1 else is in my school
=W=Vendetta: so you wanna be a stupid person?
=W=Vendetta: thats fien with you?
Jo$hika: and trust me alot worse then me
=W=Vendetta: you wanna be a tool of terrorism?
Jo$hika: did Maniac- Killuminati tell you about this?
=W=Vendetta: who is that?
Jo$hika: Lol wow alot more people know about it then i thought
=W=Vendetta: I know a lot things
=W=Vendetta: I am from the internet
Jo$hika: but i dont really care about the illuminati atm, right now i have my own problems
=W=Vendetta: why dont you be noble and forget yours, and help save the world
=W=Vendetta: why be selfish
Jo$hika: Cuz mine is Stressful
=W=Vendetta: how do you thinks others will be when obama takes over

[spoiler]

prbly the funnest trollin i have eva dun my fine sir

Jo$hika: Like Australia and other places where no body lived during bible times

HAHAH Dinosaurs in Austrailia!! Farking hilarious!

I used to be like him. . .well not that bad but I grew up in a chiristian family, had to go to church everyday and shit, read the bible etc etc. . .hell I read it enough to realize that it contradicted itself a LOT, like it would say one thing but have *God* do something else, ot just do some cruel shit. . .then I realized. . .hmm something aint right here, there's like 5 bil people on the planet(at the time) and yet maybe 1/5th or whatever are christian. and since if you aint christian you're going to hell, does that mean that god will send 4 billion people to hell if they dont become christian? WTF kind of God is that?

Basically THAT serious of thoughts led me to take it less seriously and just go trhoguh th emotions of chuuch till I got out the house and to college, then I found out a lot of how the Bible was Actually put together, and realize AHH! thats what mos tof the bible was about, just a tool for control, sure theres some good stuff in there but most of it (especially the rules) were just excuses for the church and the governments that sided with them for *religious unity*(thanks Charlemange) to control the people.

I find it funny though, that while I was able to see through the bullshit of religion at 14 years old, nowdays 60 year olds still cant figure it out. . .guess they are too busy damning people, or in your friends case, making money off of them (since hes the pastor)

Yeah maybe Im bashing Religion, but seriously all the rules and stuff are just REALLY outdated and pretty much goes against human nature especially the stuff about sex. . .like youre not supposed to have sex till your married and ONLY with the person you are married to, when men were built to be with as many women as possible blah blah blah, anbd WOMEN have a sex drive as large as men do too! (most people on srf are too young to realize what Im saying but when you Bang your first Married woman unknowingly, youll understand
that always makes me go like *really you guys?* *REALLY*? Its 2010 and you guys are still clinging on to this stuff?

Im just glad I was able to see through the BS at such a young age, I kinda think your fried will too, just as long as you don't keep trying to fk with him, as that just only makes him dig his hand into the sand harder, Id just not talk about religion to christians, or muslims, or any other religious group and if they figure out that they've been sold a bill of goods by those in power in a bid for control over them, then cool, they can free themselves, if not. . .

Their choice really...

sooner or later people will realize that religion is BS and realize the REAL meaning of life. . .which is life itself. Once people release their Obsession with and fear of death, they will allow themselves to enjoy life

[Gaigemasta]

ok i stopped reading, and using the shift key, after 10 percent of the way through. obviously no one heres taken psych 101 cause

one, you'd know what belief perseverance is

and two, you'd abuse the **** out of your knowledge and not have someone announce their beliefs when convincing them otherwise. people never want to be wrong out loud, stop having them announce what they believe/what you're trying to disprove. so dumb

actually, I was more or less proving that this is our future, do you really want our world to end up like that, I know I teased him, but seriously, people actually grow their children up like this, and it's sad and disgusting. I know I shouldn't tell people how to raise their kids, but where the **** do we draw the boundary.

[Vaya]

i read all the conversation, you successful troll

[Doron]

when one fails at life one fails at life.

Srsly though, I'd be freaked out to have a friend so religulous as yours.
(Thnx *BF for that word)

[TheDrop]

so you trolled your friend so you could post it on srf?

[Fiction]

so you trolled your friend so you could post it on srf?

I'm totally going to do the old tape recorder in the pocket trick to one of my friends now! Get ready guys I'm gonna troll hard IRL! I'll post my results <3




-couple days later-




*Gets ass kicked for asking so many stupid questions*


@Gaige, You honestly think there is a line that should be drawn from this? So what they did, teaching their son about the way they believe, is that bad? I grew up with a single mother that had many abusive BFs, but its all okay with you because none of them taught me a damn thing about God? I think you need to take a step back and look at shit from a different point of view. Being religious isn't the worst damn way a child can grow up... I think you need to grow the **** up a little bit yourself if you see it that way. /rant off

[Gaigemasta]

so you trolled your friend so you could post it on srf?

nah the conversation wasn't planned to be like this, he said hi and wanted to talk about SRO, and then ya.. I started showin cpinney the lawlz and then i thought I'd share it

[cpinney]

so you trolled your friend so you could post it on srf?

nah the conversation wasn't planned to be like this, he said hi and wanted to talk about SRO, and then ya.. I started showin cpinney the lawlz and then i thought I'd share it

how dare you include me in your faggotory.

[Gaigemasta]

lol u know u lawlzed

[McLovin1t]

ok i stopped reading, and using the shift key, after 10 percent of the way through. obviously no one heres taken psych 101 cause

one, you'd know what belief perseverance is

and two, you'd abuse the **** out of your knowledge and not have someone announce their beliefs when convincing them otherwise. people never want to be wrong out loud, stop having them announce what they believe/what you're trying to disprove. so dumb

Whoa belief perseverance is crazee!
It's like, if someone believes something for their entire life, and argues for it etc. and when someone says it's wrong with evidence, they don't think it's wrong!
That's crazee bro, real advanced psychology rite thar.

[Mirosuke]

i shitted brix to play lego with it

[only_me]

tl;dr

a short resume?

[Gaigemasta]

so you trolled your friend so you could post it on srf?

I'm totally going to do the old tape recorder in the pocket trick to one of my friends now! Get ready guys I'm gonna troll hard IRL! I'll post my results <3




-couple days later-




*Gets ass kicked for asking so many stupid questions*


@Gaige, You honestly think there is a line that should be drawn from this? So what they did, teaching their son about the way they believe, is that bad? I grew up with a single mother that had many abusive BFs, but its all okay with you because none of them taught me a damn thing about God? I think you need to take a step back and look at shit from a different point of view. Being religious isn't the worst damn way a child can grow up... I think you need to grow the **** up a little bit yourself if you see it that way. /rant off

they can both be bad situations, its like having too little water and too much water, they can both kill you. I'm sorry that I didn't have to opportunity to show you what someone would be like without. I know I'm only looking at one point here, and I know there are so many other failing ways to raised, but I gave you an example