North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment

[Squirt]

MORE than one disgraced national team has been heckled by angry fans on returning home - but North Korea's misfiring stars reportedly face a much harsher punishment.

Unfortunately, crazed dictator Kim Jong-il chose the 7-0 mauling at the hands of Portugal to be the first football game ever broadcast in the impoverished communist nation.

"The Portuguese won the game and now have four points," the Korean Central Broadcasting commentator said at the conclusion of the match. "We are ending our live broadcast now." It then cut to factory workers and engineers praising the Dear Leader.

Seems the result may not have tallied too well with Kim Jong-il's narrative that North Korea is a socialist paradise populated by athletic supermen.

Moon Ki-Nam, a former North Korean coach who fled the country in 2004, told reporters: “The players and coach are rewarded with huge houses when they win. But they have to atone for losing by being sent to work in the coal mines.”
The players kept a low profile after the game. Coach Kim-Jong Hun somewhat optimistically told the media: “We failed to reach our goal. I want to apologise for this to our people. I do not think that we will be punished.”

Some members of the 1966 North Korean World Cup squad were reputedly sent to labour camps after throwing away a 3-0 lead against Portugal in the quarter-finals.

[VforVendetta]

Atleast it isnt the firing squad

[mick3201]

justin bieber is coming anyway

[*BlackFox]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

[Doron]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

It's not "just a fuckin' game".

It's football.

[Miguez]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

It's not "just a fuckin' game".

It's also a business.

lol

But yeah everyone saw that coming?

[*BlackFox]

It's football.

and a game.. lulz
Well, Do you think these "football players" should be punished?
Seriously, they're not criminals.. xD

team will be sent to coal mines as punishment

So.. Doesn't this sounds a little bit ridiculous? No?

[Squirt]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

It's not "just a fuckin' game".

It's also a business.

lol

But yeah everyone saw that coming?

Thats what she said?
Did I do it right?

[.curve]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

It's not "just a fuckin' game".

It's football soccer.

[Gladiator_RN]

Thank god i wasn't born in north korea.

[LaloHao]

Thank god i wasn't born in north korea.

Are you sure about that?

[Doron]

Well, Do you think these "football players" should be punished?

No... It's such a waste to such sheer talent.

Although.. their assets may come forth better in there.

But still, such a waste.

[Leuneth]

i dont think N.korea is that bad

[TheDrop]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.”

~Bill Shankly

[Sharp324]

SOCCER is for pussies. Losers haha

[.curve]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.”

~Bill Shankly

"It's soccer, not football."

~.curve

[TheDrop]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.”

~Bill Shankly

"It's soccer, not football."

~.curve

"Bill Shankly is Scottish, so obviously he calls it football"

~UnbeatableDevil

[MasterKojito]

lol 1966

[.curve]

"Bill Shankly is Scottish, so obviously he calls it football"

~UnbeatableDevil

"Bill Shankly can be Scottish and still call it the wrong thing, which is the case here."

~.curve

[Love]

Lets face it they deserve it.

[LaloHao]

~~~~Only amerifags/britfags call it soccer~
-The rest of the world

[Melez]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.”

~Bill Shankly

"It's soccer, not football."

~.curve

[Mirosuke]

OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.”

~Bill Shankly

"It's soccer, not football."

~.curve

You've been arguing this since the World cup fifa thread was on.
The idea it is pretty clear, isn't?

[Fresh]

.curve tries to be cool but unfortunately, the emo/scene girl avatar and the love signs location makes him a huge faggot.

~Seji

[TheDrop]

"Bill Shankly is Scottish, so obviously he calls it football"

~UnbeatableDevil

"Bill Shankly can be Scottish and still call it the wrong thing, which is the case here."

~.curve

"Ok w/e. Your older avatar girl was much hotter. Change it back"

~UnbeatableDevil

[Nawps]

Rofl, this whole forums is just a bunch of little girls bitching it seems.

[Doron]

Rofl, this whole forums is just a bunch of little girls bitching it seems.

Welcome to SRF.

~Doron.

[.curve]

"Bill Shankly is Scottish, so obviously he calls it football"

~UnbeatableDevil

"Bill Shankly can be Scottish and still call it the wrong thing, which is the case here."

~.curve

"Ok w/e. Your older avatar girl was much hotter. Change it back"

~UnbeatableDevil

I'm not going for hot here. I'm going for content. I dig Hayley Williams and the Love sweater and the hand up.