Wut u talk bout with ur girl girlfriend

[Barotix]

All in good jest sirs & madams. I like how my post is basically a copypasta of xem's post, pfft post is absolutely hilarious in the sense that he agrees and disagrees with the same message. I guess it's all about delivery. On a related note: the game.

[_Equal_]

TV shows we're watching, how was her day at work, the drama of humanity, stupid people, why does she have to feed me donuts (they are so darn good), stars in the sky, how nice she looks tonight, etc, etc

[Pally]

All in good jest sirs & madams. I like how my post is basically a copypasta of xem's post, pfft post is absolutely hilarious in the sense that he agrees and disagrees with the same message. I guess it's all about delivery. On a related note: the game.

Good one u got me.

[CeLL]

I have this girl.. that got mad at me for asking if she was mad at me... were getting ready to start talking again though... just gotta make it up to her. llulz

make what up to her, that fact that you tried to have a relationship with good communication and she got mad at it? there has to be something deeper than what you posted. cause if a woman gets mad at you asking a simple question like that, then she has some major issues.

[Silkroad]

beat it, skeet it, leave it

[wootpops]

i don't say anything to mine really. just the usual how was your day stuff. then sometimes i talk about what were doing together. like ohh i like these flowers and then she tells me they atre ugly and smell bad and if i ever got her some she wouldn't like them. then i say oh ok. rinse and repeat but we get along really good because i know shes only joking... i think.

[IceCrash]

lol, this topic is awsome

and Brago, hope you realize you're the one that should be mad at her, you should just leave her alone untill she realises it, if she doesn't, then screw her, you don't need women like that around you.

I think it depends on the kind of guy you are, but if you are a guy that wants to, you know, talk, and not really have any problems with it, find a fun girl, that's the only way you're not gonna stress out or whatever.

If the girl's fun, then both of you'll be fine, cause guys usually just follow girls on this stuff (lol).

If the girl's not fun and it's not easy to play around with her, don't bother having anything serious with the girl, just bang her.

[Silkroad]

i don't say anything to mine really. just the usual how was your day stuff. then sometimes i talk about what were doing together. like ohh i like these flowers and then she tells me they atre ugly and smell bad and if i ever got her some she wouldn't like them. then i say oh ok. rinse and repeat but we get along really good because i know shes only joking... i think.

Whipped !

[Squirt]

i don't say anything to mine really. just the usual how was your day stuff. then sometimes i talk about what were doing together. like ohh i like these flowers and then she tells me they atre ugly and smell bad and if i ever got her some she wouldn't like them. then i say oh ok. rinse and repeat but we get along really good because i know shes only joking... i think.

Whipped !

No kidding....

When you talk to a girl make sure that you always have a come back...
If things start to fail grab her butt and put on a "cute" face and be like oops

[IceCrash]

just slap her butt cheek everytime she's mean or w.e

then you'll see she's provoking you all the time and THEN YOU KNOW it's time to kick some ass.

i really mean it, kick some ass.

kick HER ass

and i'm not saying you go ahead and do it with your feet.

Oh yeah.

[Squirt]

just slap her butt cheek everytime she's mean or w.e

then you'll see she's provoking you all the time and THEN YOU KNOW it's time to kick some ass.

i really mean it, kick some ass.

kick HER ass

and i'm not saying you go ahead and do it with your feet.

Oh yeah.

Last year I was walking home from school with a girl I know.
We were talking about random crap.
When she drops her book and I like a gentleman picked it up.
She accidentally tripped while I was picking the book up, her vag landed right on my face and a car with like 8 people passed and they thought wrong.


Gotta love the silly things that happen when your around friends xD

[IceCrash]

hahahahaha

well, i bet you didn't feel sorry for her xD

[Silkroad]

Any story that involves vag in the face is a fine story indeed.

[IceCrash]

Any story that involves vag in the face is a fine story indeed.

hahaha, damn right! xD

[Squirt]

Any story that involves vag in the face is a fine story indeed.

hahaha, damn right! xD

Darn straight ^.^

hahahahaha

well, i bet you didn't feel sorry for her xD

Any more stories?

[IceCrash]

it's always great when you go out to a club, and ur with ur hands down low, and suddenly a girl rushes to you, and you end up with your hand inside her dress, in her vagina, all happens very fast, then she looks at you with that look like "awwwww/wtf are you doing" Then i tell her "Hey, whatsup, you came to me, my hand was alredy there" with a "wtf is going on i know you want doggie style but still wtf" face on.

And yeah.

[Squirt]

^Made me lol in RL.

In like 8th grade. There was this girl who wore a mini skirt once in a while. I use to sit in front of her in that grade, so I would *drop* my pencil and pick it up =D.
I would always be able to see her panties xD
Good times :3

[Brago]

Yea the reason she gave me is "You get annoying, you've ased me if i was mad at u 3 times in the past 2 months just because i didnt want to talk."

[wootpops]

Yea the reason she gave me is "You get annoying, you've ased me if i was mad at u 3 times in the past 2 months just because i didnt want to talk."

3 times in 2 months? man i ask weekly **** that bitch.

[Shaka Laka]

women.

[Lempi]

Going off the "**** her and move on" theory... If you are having trouble with that, watch The Notebook with her, and make sure you cry.

She will be all over you.

[Goseki]

Going off the "**** her and move on" theory... If you are having trouble with that, watch The Notebook with her, and make sure you cry.

She will be all over you.

Assuming you don't put a 9mm in your mouth and pull the trigger first.

[antics]

my gf beats me...
so she thinks she does
its just an excuse for her to be on me
we talk about stupid shit thinkg we have in common. pokemon, books, zelda, mario kart, school, and all that good shit

[Shaka Laka]

Going off the "**** her and move on" theory... If you are having trouble with that, watch The Notebook with her, and make sure you cry.

She will be all over you.

lol lempi did you cry?

[Lempi]

Going off the "**** her and move on" theory... If you are having trouble with that, watch The Notebook with her, and make sure you cry.

She will be all over you.

lol lempi did you cry?

[destructionmama]

been dating the same girl for 7 years now, seems like you tend to run out of things to talk about. But sometimes we enjoy that awkward silence, because we just enjoy each other's company.

[Doron]

Even though I'm a good actor, I can not put myself to crying to that weak excuse of a movie, so I'll just cry at Scary Movie.

[IceCrash]

guys, NEVER ask your gf's if they're mad at you, ask them "Is everything alright?" When you wanna ask them if they're mad at ya. And even changing, don't do it too often.
Asking a girl, even if she's ur gf, if she's mad at ya isn't good, trust meh.

[Amelie]

haha 80% of you guys have no clue at all!

[SidiousX]

oh god pathetic thread lol