Favorite Movie Quote?

[asusi]

Van Zant: What are you doing?
Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
Van Zant: I don't understand.
Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line

AHAHA i love this one!!

[_MvP_]

This is probably best movie ever.

Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow it.

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.

[woutR]

Hmm don't really know, I don't remember the lines really.

[_MvP_]

Hmm don't really know, I don't remember the lines really.

Brave Heart.

[*BlackFox]

Well, its not really my favorite movie.. but
"A medium dry martini, lemon peel. Shaken, not stirred."

[TheDrop]

"This is the worst day of my life."
"This is the worst day of your life, so far."

Is that from the simpsons movie?

Pilot: "Passengers, i have good news and bad news."
"The good news is, we will be landing immediately"
"The bad news is, its a crash landing"
^Madagascar

[Sylar]

Bazinga!

[SM-Count]

"This is the worst day of my life."
"This is the worst day of your life, so far."

Is that from the simpsons movie?

Yes, simpsons' is a quote mine.

[Sav]

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

i hate french class >:(

[devilti]

Van Zant: What are you doing?
Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
Van Zant: I don't understand.
Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line

AHAHA i love this one!!

what movie is this?

" Well make them an offer they can't refuse- The Godfather

" I know it was you, you broke my heart"- The Godfather

"Say Hello to my little friend"

" I want a red rover action BB shotgun
No, You'll shoot your eyes out" <-- A Christmas story

They give it every year on USA for while day, favorite movie

my favorite godfather quote is
either his signature or his brains would be on the contract

[evilpeta]

Van Zant: What are you doing?
Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
Van Zant: I don't understand.
Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line

AHAHA i love this one!!

what movie is this?

Heat (1995) with Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Val Kilmer
highly recommend you watch that shit

[BlackFox898]

Spoiler!

CABLE GUY
Why should I help you? I gave you free
cable. What have you ever done for me?

STEVEN
Anything you want. Name it – quickly.

CABLE GUY
Tomorrow night, we hang out.

STEVEN
Fine, whatever you want.

CABLE GUY
God bless you. You're too good to me.

The Cable Guy walks over to a fuse type box, turns one knob, then walks back to Steven.

CABLE GUY
(loud-normally)
All set.

STEVEN
So what's with the cut cord?

CABLE GUY
(nonchalantly)
That's for effect. See ya' tomorrow
Steven.
(conspiratorially)

you have to see the movie to sorta get it but i thought it was hilarious

also a lot of good quotes from "the goods live hard sell hard" and "extract" i found.

[[SD]Master_Wong]

you can do it, rip his fucking head off

you can do it, kick him in his hairy balls

Bingo, right in the blow hole

ohh yehh baby

iv got plenty more but its 6am and i dont know why im not in bed

[ApocalypticDeath]

I liked the quotes from fight club and there were plenty of good ones in that movie:

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.

[FireFly]

Language warning....from Pulp Fiction.

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[Ash]

“Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”

[HardRain]

Everything said by Schwarzenegger:

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[_MvP_]

I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice. .....

[trane]

"I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered, for in those memories we live on." - Transformers ROTF

“Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.” - Master Yoda

Coach Don Haskins: [while recruiting Orsten Artis] Brother, without a little work I don't think you can get past an old timer like me
Orsten Artis: Get past you... I will go past you, through you, over you, under you, around you. As a matter of fact I will spin you like a top, twist you in a pretzel, eat your lunch, steal your girl and kick your dog at the same time... pshh get past you. - Glory Road

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. " - Coach Carter

[Pestilence]

There is many that are really famous, like from Godfather and other movies that are well known, but no point posting them evryone knows them.

Anyone remember this one?

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. Come back when you're worthy.

That would be A Knight's Tale. Good movie.

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

another would be

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders.......chicken?"

[nitrofreez]

“Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”

"Ohh, I am... so very angry... that I'm going to find someone to kill...just to prove her wrong!"

[House]

"Why so serious?"

[devilti]

Spoiler!

CABLE GUY
Why should I help you? I gave you free
cable. What have you ever done for me?

STEVEN
Anything you want. Name it – quickly.

CABLE GUY
Tomorrow night, we hang out.

STEVEN
Fine, whatever you want.

CABLE GUY
God bless you. You're too good to me.

The Cable Guy walks over to a fuse type box, turns one knob, then walks back to Steven.

CABLE GUY
(loud-normally)
All set.

STEVEN
So what's with the cut cord?

CABLE GUY
(nonchalantly)
That's for effect. See ya' tomorrow
Steven.
(conspiratorially)

you have to see the movie to sorta get it but i thought it was hilarious

also a lot of good quotes from "the goods live hard sell hard" and "extract" i found.

i didnt necesarily find the cable guy very funny. it was sort of weird. It had its moment simply because Jim Crey is in it and i believe Judd Apatow was teh director.

and i didnt find the goods funny at all except for a few parts, overall it was pretty bad.

[BrokenSaint]

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot."

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

[Doron]

any random black person in any random movie:

"aww heall no!"
"Dayum, woman!"

[_MvP_]

Ryan Reynolds is crazy.

Wade Wilson:I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why?
Victor Creed: No.
Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's a little bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriends wedding. They will never, ever forget it.
Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you've mistaken me with someone who gives a shit.
Wade Wilson: Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady... Manicure?

[tsukkido]

"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space."