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Alright, so this morning I got to school earlier than usual, and the chick that always comes early says, "You came early today" and I responded with, "That's what she said."

It was such perfect timing 8)

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she probably laughed and took note that you finish early..bummer.
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haha I've had a lot of great "thats what she said" moments in my marketing class, but I can't remember any of the good ones ):
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CrimsonNuker wrote:haha I've had a lot of great "thats what she said" moments in my marketing class, but I can't remember any of the good ones ):

Cuz there weren't any..

oohhhh zing! lol
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Doppleganger wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:haha I've had a lot of great "thats what she said" moments in my marketing class, but I can't remember any of the good ones ):

Cuz there weren't any..

oohhhh zing! lol


I didn't see that one coming :roll:
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
Doppleganger wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:haha I've had a lot of great "thats what she said" moments in my marketing class, but I can't remember any of the good ones ):

Cuz there weren't any..

oohhhh zing! lol


I didn't see that one coming :roll:

It's all about perfect tim...wait a min..
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dorks...
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lol, one of my friends does that all the time, in conversations, in text message responses, on msn. It never gets old or annoying though, he always gets the pefect timing right aswell. Worth a good laugh every now and then :P

They are always in a Dutch context so it wouldn't be funny to translate them here I guess.
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I don't get it..

What with the "that's what she said" thing??
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Icealya wrote:I don't get it..

What with the "that's what she said" thing??

Same here. :?

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Not perfect timing, cause basically saying that you finish early in certain activities...
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Icealya wrote:I don't get it..

What with the "that's what she said" thing??


for example if someone said "put the long thing in here"

someone else would say "thats what she said". By saying this your implying that a girl (cause its "thats what she said") wants to put a dick in her *** which makes people laugh
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Jstar1 wrote:
Icealya wrote:I don't get it..

What with the "that's what she said" thing??


for example if someone said "put the long thing in here"

someone else would say "thats what she said". By saying this your implying that a girl (cause its "thats what she said") wants to put a dick in her *** which makes people laugh

oh... wait, what? i still don't get it :(
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^^ Well, I do now, but then the OP kinda.. well...

Not really doing it right...
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the point is, "thats what she said" is just a phrase to make a sexual suggestion out of something that a person said.
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Icealya wrote:
Not really doing it right...


THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! sry i had 2.... lol
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blackfalcon wrote:
Icealya wrote:
Not really doing it right...


THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! sry i had 2.... lol


Wouldn't use that if you're planning on giving her an awesome quote + timing.

Well, SRF isn't really a good place to find quotes to hit on a girl...

"Hey, you would not believe the epic quote on SRF today...

-... and then I said: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! isn't it hilarious?? So, can I have your number or would you just like to have some casual sex and we'll prolly end up never seeing again even though I will tell you tomorrow to call you?"
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*facepalm* Icealya, blackfalcon actually did it right in regards to the post he quoted from you.
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Teacher said * Napolean was thought to be a short man, but he was actually quite tall since the metric system was just being created around the time.

I said *thats what she said*

Everyone laughed but it wasn't funny.
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