Freaking Your Mom Out

[Doron]

very disturbing indeed...

well, I mostly freak my mom out by coming home late, and she goes like: where were you? then I go like: you'd like to know that now won't you?

then she goes like OMG what did you do this time?

and I just walk off.. she never knows what I've done, but she always thinks the worst..

[SidiousX]

When i was younger i used a sock for my .cum.

Well better then eating it right?

sidious... ur mom is cool

I know

[XemnasXD]

When i was younger i used a sock for my .cum.

Well better then eating it right?

you go too far!

[InviSniper]

Back when I still lived with my parents I'd mess with them 24/7. Some things I did include:

- Leave a little baking powder, a box cutting razor, and a tightly rolled 20 on your nightstand.

- Take a bottle of ketchup into the shower with you, spray the ketchup everywhere, and scream your head off mid-shower.

- Leave "used" condoms in my trashcan. (GREAT if you're younger; I did it when I was 12.)

- Save up a ton of beer cans (Clean them out good or it stinks) in a garbage bag somewhere safe where you know your parents won't find it. When they go out one night to do something throw the beer cans all over the house, flip over furniture, and throw random things around the house (To those who've had a house party get out of hand you know what I mean). Sleep somewhere weird; I typically used the bathtub and pulled the curtain down over top me like a blanket. (Again, GREAT if you're younger.)

- The "ask how they would feel if they were grandparents" trick works well when you are younger.

- Dye/peroxide in the shampoo.

- Went into the girlfriend's house and since she was very reserved I replaced all her unmentionables with really sexy and revealing counterparts. Could work on your mom I guess.

- Wait until your parents are deep in sleep. Take a whole bunch of paper cups and staple them together so that they cover the entire bedroom floor. Fill each cup as much as you dare with water. Either your parents are cautious when getting out of bed and they'll notice the cups, but can't do anything about it or they'll jump right out of bed and... lol.

- Saran wrap EVERYTHING they need to use in the morning to get ready for work. Toothbrush, toothpaste, showerhead, soap, washcloth, shampoo, clothes (Don't forget shoes!), coffeemaker, their keys, their car, and just listen to the words that come out of their mouth.

- Hide in the trashcan right before one of them goes to take out the trash. When the lid opens pop out and scream. Works best with a mask.

[maxietheboss]

Back when I still lived with my parents I'd mess with them 24/7. Some things I did include:

- Leave a little baking powder, a box cutting razor, and a tightly rolled 20 on your nightstand.

- Take a bottle of ketchup into the shower with you, spray the ketchup everywhere, and scream your head off mid-shower.

- Leave "used" condoms in my trashcan. (GREAT if you're younger; I did it when I was 12.)

- Save up a ton of beer cans (Clean them out good or it stinks) in a garbage bag somewhere safe where you know your parents won't find it. When they go out one night to do something throw the beer cans all over the house, flip over furniture, and throw random things around the house (To those who've had a house party get out of hand you know what I mean). Sleep somewhere weird; I typically used the bathtub and pulled the curtain down over top me like a blanket. (Again, GREAT if you're younger.)

- The "ask how they would feel if they were grandparents" trick works well when you are younger.

- Dye/peroxide in the shampoo.

- Went into the girlfriend's house and since she was very reserved I replaced all her unmentionables with really sexy and revealing counterparts. Could work on your mom I guess.

- Wait until your parents are deep in sleep. Take a whole bunch of paper cups and staple them together so that they cover the entire bedroom floor. Fill each cup as much as you dare with water. Either your parents are cautious when getting out of bed and they'll notice the cups, but can't do anything about it or they'll jump right out of bed and... lol.

- Saran wrap EVERYTHING they need to use in the morning to get ready for work. Toothbrush, toothpaste, showerhead, soap, washcloth, shampoo, clothes (Don't forget shoes!), coffeemaker, their keys, their car, and just listen to the words that come out of their mouth.

- Hide in the trashcan right before one of them goes to take out the trash. When the lid opens pop out and scream. Works best with a mask.

You're evil . Do your parents still love you or what

[M3K0S]

i kinda believed you until the party... sry

[reeku]

Spoiler!

I laughed my ass off, and it's still just beginning.

Anyways, I've never really done anything to freak my mom out, I guess that's why she is most of the time mad at me. u.u