F*** My Life.

[Sacchin]

lol

Today, my girlfriend decided to strip me naked and blindfold me, then told me I'd get a reward if I caught her. So I ran around naked and blindfolded till I caught her, and then I yelled, "I want my prize on the kitchen table!" It was her mom who'd just got back from work. FML

[noobert mclagg]

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn'tcome back. FML

LOL

[rozzaa]

lol this site is sooo funny

[Priam]

Most of them are real. They're gathered through Twitter (www.twitter.com), next big social media thing.

[Locketart]

Today, my father asked me if he could borrow my electric razor because he wanted to "surprise mom later". Anxious to see him without his life-long beard, I willingly agreed. About half an hour later he exited the bathroom. Beard fully intact. FML

[Power]

this site is freakin hilarious!

[Trice]

Had this bookmarked for a few weeks now, its epic.

This one had me in fits
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

[imperial]

lol
nice find ;D