The Not-So-Long Guide On Getting Women

[yunioracosta]

Welcome my meat hungry men of the gaming community!
Want to get girls? , want to make love to girls well read on and before you know it if you follow this guide precisely you will be a total PIMP.

Index:
1.Making Friends
2.Taking it Further
3.Physical love
4.SEX


Making Friends
First of all you can't just ask any girl out and expect her to say yes, first you have to make her laugh be friends with her, get her trust, soon enough she will start poking you and laughing wich is her way of telling you she likes you.

Taking it Further
Now that you know that she likes you ask her out , be nice , just start a conversation and then be like"Hey uhmm I was wondering would you like to go out with me to FILL IN PALCE HERE" she will either say yes or no if you followed the 1st step right then there is a 90% chance she will accept.

Physical Love
Now that you guys are boyfriend and girlfriend ask her how she feels about kissing in public etc.Ask her what knick name she would like for example "baby" etc lol.
Then you guys can kiss hug, make out etc.

Sex
This is the hard part but the best in my opinion rofl!
Ok so you wan't to ask her first if shes a virgin and obviously you are one too if you are reading this, tell her that you both can learn from each other and ask her how she feels about it don't be like HEY I WANT SOME OF YOUR ***** .Just start a conversation and be like "so how do you feel about sex?" "I'd kick up our relationship and I want to experience sex with you"


Well there you go a short guide on how to get Babe's

Hall of "Things you shouldn't do to get girls"

Man, you just need to knock them out or kill them and the girls gonna be your play doll for a few hours to a few days before the bowls completly empty and then you'd just be sticking it in a dry blood, wet and cold vagina with bugs and AIDS in it.

[GreenTea]

Man, you just need to knock them out or kill them and the girls gonna be your play doll for a few hours to a few days before the bowls completly empty and then you'd just be sticking it in a dry blood, wet and cold vagina with bugs and AIDS in it.

[CrimsonNuker]

Your hand makes a fine girlfriend young sir.

[yunioracosta]

Man, you just need to knock them out or kill them and the girls gonna be your play doll for a few hours to a few days before the bowls completly empty and then you'd just be sticking it in a dry blood, wet and cold vagina with bugs and AIDS in it.

You've just joined the hall of "Things you shouldnts do to get girls"

[Hostage]

One look at your location status and I was instantly ashamed of being Canadian.

[Grimjaw]

Welcome my meat hungry men of the gaming community!
Want to get girls? , want to make love to girls well read on and before you know it if you follow this guide precisely you will be a total PIMP.

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[rumpleKillskin]

What is even worse than a person asking for relationship help on a forum?



This thread.

[Draquish]

u gais i tried nd it wrks

srsly

[Grimjaw]

u gais i tried nd it wrks

srsly

Masta! Teach l33t sklz tu all uf we

[ThatBluePerson]

i need no guide, i just use my hands

[Draquish]

u gais i tried nd it wrks

srsly

Masta! Teach l33t sklz tu all uf we

is all in this thred

[Grimjaw]

u gais i tried nd it wrks

srsly

Masta! Teach l33t sklz tu all uf we

is all in this thred

Masta shuld speekz to all of we mure offen!

[Sharp324]

What a sad, sad, pathetic little thread. Wheres crump when you need him...

[yunioracosta]

Im back my fellow desperados! Worry no longer as I will update this guide and go more in-depth =]

[Doppleganger]

This belongs in the Guides & Tutorials section.

[blackfalcon]

lol this guide is great!! it explains exactly how to get girls!

/sarcasm

if only it was that easy....

[Jstar1]

What a sad, sad, pathetic little thread. Wheres crump when you need him...

yeah him and priam I bet ther ready to rip this thread up

[Blindfire]

One look at your location status and I was instantly ashamed of being Canadian.

It's because he's from Toronto.

Speaking of people to ridicule this thread, where's dom?

[Hostage]

One look at your location status and I was instantly ashamed of being Canadian.

It's because he's from Toronto.

No. It's because he has the insight of a 14 year old. He would be better changing his topic title to "How to attract a muscle bound tranny" and making Icealya his target audience.

[GreenTea]

Girls love gay guys, trust me, you can help them size bra's, shave privates, etc.. as long as you don't get an OBVIOUS erection!

[the_wicked]

Just tell them you have a lvl 90 full farmed character on SRO.

Or that you're the champion of the 4 str 4 stam leather belt on WoW.

They drop their panties.

trust me, works eevery time.

[dom]

One look at your location status and I was instantly ashamed of being Canadian.

+1

Once again I must remind: Just because your 14 year old friends think you're funny doesn't mean we think you're funny.