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Disconn3cted wrote:
bakafish wrote:Leave your internet browser on while you're at school with this thread displaying on it and hopefully he gets the hint.


I'm going to do that

I wouldnt do that, u will just give him new sights to fap, and just for the record eskimotube is the best :wink: . Or, u could just link him to 4chan.
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noobert mclagg wrote:
Disconn3cted wrote:
bakafish wrote:Leave your internet browser on while you're at school with this thread displaying on it and hopefully he gets the hint.


I'm going to do that

I wouldnt do that, u will just give him new sights to fap, and just for the record eskimotube is the best :wink: . Or, u could just link him to 4chan.


LMFAO. So true. This thread could definitely make him hornier than he is already.
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my bromosexuals and i jerk off together once a week
i prefer selena gomez's face
its real nice
infact im watching wizards of waverly plce right now
:D:D::D:D

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TurklerMaster wrote:my bromosexuals and i jerk off together once a week
i prefer selena gomez's face
its real nice
infact im watching wizards of waverly plce right now
:D:D::D:D


... Wtf? o_O
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AvAlAnChE1 wrote:screw youporn and redtube, amateur hour..

pornhub ftw.


hell yee. pornhub woot woot
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I'm wondering why admins aren't closing this topic due to overuse and advertisement of adult content... :roll:
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there are lots of site that can let you meet real women, find sex partner, etc... Link your dad to these site if we wants to find another women.
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Shardro wrote:I'm wondering why admins aren't closing this topic due to overuse and advertisement of adult content... :roll:


Cause they enjoy it too.

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TurklerMaster wrote:my bromosexuals and i jerk off together once a week
i prefer selena gomez's face
its real nice
infact im watching wizards of waverly plce right now
:D:D::D:D

Oh that's so cute! Not really, i do believe you and your bromosexuals are strongly gay.

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Waffelz wrote:
Shardro wrote:I'm wondering why admins aren't closing this topic due to overuse and advertisement of adult content... :roll:


Cause they enjoy it too.


I was hoping my that sarcasm had made that obvious enough. o_O
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heres another idea
when you get home get last site visited by your dad loaded on screen
and then run downstairs asking dad if he can fix your computer, you got a porn site on it, and you didnt even go there

he will think he forgot to close or exit site

another idea is for him to get his own computer & leave yours alone

another idea is to disconnect your network connection when you are done before you go, and reconnect it when you get home
if dad asks about why computer dont work, play dumb and say you will try to fix it, and they reconnect it add the child lock, tell him you got it to work, but now you cant get on some sites you used to
8) 8)
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MissLe2 wrote:heres another idea
when you get home get last site visited by your dad loaded on screen
and then run downstairs asking dad if he can fix your computer, you got a porn site on it, and you didnt even go there

he will think he forgot to close or exit site

another idea is for him to get his own computer & leave yours alone

another idea is to disconnect your network connection when you are done before you go, and reconnect it when you get home
if dad asks about why computer dont work, play dumb and say you will try to fix it, and they reconnect it add the child lock, tell him you got it to work, but now you cant get on some sites you used to
8) 8)

Think he has already said his dad is getting his own computer......

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Did everyone in here falll for the classic dad excuse?
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Bastet wrote:
MissLe2 wrote:heres another idea
when you get home get last site visited by your dad loaded on screen
and then run downstairs asking dad if he can fix your computer, you got a porn site on it, and you didnt even go there

he will think he forgot to close or exit site

another idea is for him to get his own computer & leave yours alone

another idea is to disconnect your network connection when you are done before you go, and reconnect it when you get home
if dad asks about why computer dont work, play dumb and say you will try to fix it, and they reconnect it add the child lock, tell him you got it to work, but now you cant get on some sites you used to
8) 8)

Think he has already said his dad is getting his own computer......


Yea he said that,
And at MissLe2 why do you ALWAYS have either " 8) 8) " under your posts, or " :banghead: :banghead: 8) 8) " i mean really x__X
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