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BERLIN (Reuters) – Even the most quirky of computer nerds can learn to flirt with finesse thanks to a new "flirting course" being offered to budding IT engineers at Potsdam University south of Berlin.

The 440 students enrolled in the master's degree course will learn how to write flirtatious text messages and emails, impress people at parties and cope with rejection.

Philip von Senftleben, an author and radio presenter who will teach the course, summed up his job as teaching how to "get someone else's heart beating fast while yours stays calm."

The course, which starts next Monday, is part of the social skills section of the IT course and is designed to ease entry into the world of work. Students also learn body language, public-speaking, stress management and presentation skills.

"We want to prepare our students with the social skills needed to succeed both in their private life and their work life," said Hans-Joachim Allgaier, a spokesman for the institute at Potsdam University where the course is being offered.

(Writing by Anna Brooke; Editing by Nick Vinocur)


so they finally did it, nerds are now saved!

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That reminds me of The Pick Up Artist.
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I allready bought Cin his ticket.
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Thats reminds me of High school host club series

but its not a host

ITS AN ABOMINATION XD !!
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Priam wrote:I allready bought Cin his ticket.

haha roflcopter wawawa

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HejsaN wrote:
Priam wrote:I allready bought Cin his ticket.

haha roflcopter wawawa

priam was afraid to go alone. i just couldnt say no

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Your social state doesn't allow you to say no :)
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your sig is ugly

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destructionmama wrote:and cope with rejection.


Smart idea !
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LillDev!l wrote:
destructionmama wrote:and cope with erection.


Smart idea !


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lol ,love school xD

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all of the easy jokes aside this isnt really THAT bad of an idea..
i know so many smart people but theyll never be able to do anything in life because of how antisocial and akward they are
and if youre gonna try to give people confidence you might as well teach them to get laid too :roll:

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I don't think this is a bad idea but it would be really embarrassing to go to that
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its kinda like drug rehab, the first step is to know that you need to fix the problem (you can't get a woman)

But ya they're smart people after all, they should learn to pass on their genes for the sake of science and world improvement.
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Disconn3cted wrote:I don't think this is a bad idea but it would be really embarrassing to go to that

That's why you're going there, to stop feeling embarrasement(whatever lol) and learn social skillz, damm nubs forgot my ticket for school :(

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All to reach this?

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And cin, leave Priam's sig alone...

:x what's so ugly about me jumping in the air?? You couldn't even reach 1 cm above level!
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survival of the fittest...now the smart guys are back on top...no point having huge muscles when your brain is the size of a pea
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[SD]Master_Wong wrote:survival of the fittest...now the smart guys are back on top...no point having huge muscles when your brain is the size of a pea
i disagree
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BalkanFanaticS wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:survival of the fittest...now the smart guys are back on top...no point having huge muscles when your brain is the size of a pea
i disagree



When you're disagreeing something you're suppose to state y :?
And "because I feel like it" is not one of them lolz
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LOL they should learn how do that by themselves

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destructionmama wrote:
BalkanFanaticS wrote:
[SD]Master_Wong wrote:survival of the fittest...now the smart guys are back on top...no point having huge muscles when your brain is the size of a pea
i disagree
When you're disagreeing something you're suppose to state y :?
And "because I feel like it" is not one of them lolz

lol k
no use goin to dis luv skool if when u look at da blond chick hes musclehead friends gonna rip u to 4 pieces rite ?
def not on TOP haha
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BalkanFanaticS wrote:no use goin to dis luv skool if when u look at da blond chick hes musclehead friends gonna rip u to 4 pieces rite ?
def not on TOP haha


You don't need muscles when you could have a gun...

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BalkanFanaticS wrote:lol k
no use goin to dis luv skool if when u look at da blond chick hes musclehead friends gonna rip u to 4 pieces rite ?
def not on TOP haha



ahh but we is smart... if it where me i would hope my fps homed reaction times came in use the huge guy puts all his weight into his punch, gives you a breif moment to knock off balance...(for you who aint so smart you dodge the punch and pull his arm in the same direction he punched so he falls face first) in theory, blonde girl by this point should be rooting for you or atleast shouting at her bf to stop
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PocketSunshine wrote:That reminds me of The Pick Up Artist.

Except without the awful cowboy hat and fighter plane goggles.
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BalkanFanaticS wrote:lol k
no use goin to dis luv skool if when u look at da blond chick hes musclehead friends gonna rip u to 4 pieces rite ?
def not on TOP haha


You should just stick to the text in your original message.
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_Scarlett_ wrote:You don't need muscles when you could have a gun...

ahhhh , u mean u shoot him and u sit in jail for a few years with some even bigger homo's AND THEY MAKE U A WOMAN
now thats another kind of "love skool" haha :D

@wong respect for ya if u can actually put dat in practice my friend :)
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