Girls are from Venus: Boys, from Mars.

[Barotix]

http://www.relationshipcontract.net/x1ChamomileTea.html

excerpt

Spoiler!

(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature.
My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate
adolescent.
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(Jim)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts
at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F*CKING TEA??? Oh
no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele
novels."

[maxietheboss]

Fucking win

[_Lana_]

Lol loved the story

Fucking win

+1

[iGod]

Farming and particles beams, wild west style

[XemnasXD]

i doubt that students actually turned that in but it was still a funny read...

[Du De Wei]

lol I enjoyed it thanks

[AznFury]

lol. nice.

[*BlackFox]

Lol, that was funny

[lmpulse]

And where are the hermaphrodites from? Jupiter?

[nohunta]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMFG HILARIOUS@@@

[poehalcho]

this is something that belongs as bonus material of
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...

[Barotix]

The next joke is funny too:
Titled "how to make love"

Here's the whole thing:

Spoiler!

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts, 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and
out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to
knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into
mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak
(preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does
not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils
carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

[FireVortex]

Too much win.

[/Pi]

"F*CK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!"

LOLOLOLOL!

[Xyzzzy]

Haha thats awesome. MOAR

[Doron]

Lol at the last part:

__________________
(Teacher)
A+ I really liked this one.


that made me rofl the most...

[Crumpets]

These are always kack and written by a single guy .. however much you think it's real ;s

[Disconn3cted]

thats an awesome story

[Axie]

The next joke is funny too:
Titled "how to make love"

Here's the whole thing:

Spoiler!

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts, 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and
out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to
knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into
mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak
(preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does
not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils
carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

priceless

[Kazook]

lol funny

[Hello_Kittys]

What are people from Aege then?

Iris Ares
Phoenix Eos
Gaia Hera
Neptune Pluto
Uranus Venus - Girls
Saturn Mars - Boys
Mercury Odin
Hercules Poseidon
Zeus Persia
Alexander Pacific
Eldorado Sparta
Rome RedSea
Babel Tibet
Olympus Alps
Greece Venice
Oasis Athens
Troy Aege - Kawaii little hello kittys
Xian

[Tig3ress]

The intergalactic gal-gorkon mafia death fleet

[Squirt]

I was not expecting the teacher in the end

[jeansl10]

LOL!
that is the best story ever

[TacticalMedic]

Just read all 26 "jokes". Most of them are worth the pain in the eyes afterwards!

[JohnyLion]

Marriage (Part II)


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

win

good jokes in that site

[TOloseGT]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i really wish an english teacher would do this and have this actually happen