[LMAO] Add it up!

[heroo]

I sucked off a candle because I hate myself.

[Fury]

I burned Rosie O’Donnel Because I hate myself
hahahahhahah

[*BlackFox]

ROFL at this thread!

[Klarabella]

umm.

I sucked off a lamp because I hate myself

[x_iCe_x]

talked to a door b/c i hate myself..... that's a bad one

march 19, white

[Believer]

I got drunk with a cucumber because I like it. ROFL

[arxie]

i burned a hair because i liked it

[LuxonEmpress]

I choked on a computer because I'm high like a cannon.

[Swindler]

I text-messaged with A book Because I hate myself

[willieb3]

i raped a mouse because i like it

june 26 blue

[IceCrash]

I raped a cucumber because i like it

lol

[PettZon]

I sucked off Bill Clinton Because I’m worth it

[magisuns]

i walked away with a toilet because i hate myself? >.>

[Quiz]

i walked away with a toilet because i hate myself? >.>

Sry but that was hilarious

[_Creep_]

I woke up next a grantmother because I’m high like a cannon.
Holy shit.

[Asteroid]

january 14th, yellow shirt

i got raped by jezus because i had nothing better to do

[Caracuno]

I burned a book because I have no life. ~~~ (*inner thoughts* Wow, that's freakishly accurate, I hope the guy that sucked off Bill Clinton is fine with telling everyone his secret... could be hypnosis.~~~)

[LuxonEmpress]

I burned a book because I have no life. ~~~ (*inner thoughts* Wow, that's freakishly accurate, I hope the guy that sucked off Bill Clinton is fine with telling everyone his secret... could be hypnosis.~~~)

Rofl.

[Caracuno]

I raped a cucumber because i like it

lol

Does anyone else hear an "I Kissed A Girl" parody coming up...?

[Snoopy]

I raped a cucumber because i like it

lol

Does anyone else hear an "I Kissed A Girl" parody coming up...?

Every time I read something finishing "i like it" I say it to the tune of that song. So pathetic.

[Hello_Kittys]

I got raped by a cucumber, because it is my hobby...and the next day I woke up next to a toilet, because the cucumber had to come out eventually...Later I sucked off an orange, because i like it, the way the cucumber gave me mortal pleasure...I felt unsatisfied and went out with Bill Clinton because im a ..... idiot and I was raped by Bill, an Elephant, and King Kong because I fuckin horney...having gone through my terrifying ordeal, I drowned my sorrows by getting drunk with Mickey Mouse because I love animals (mouse in particular)...I then sucked off a horse, which just happened to be at disneyland (i think it was one of the theme park rides) because i was high like a cannon, u know like from all the drinking...I then talked to srf through a computer because I have no life, which in turn, I got raped by the world thanks to the flames i got from this post because im worth it. Lastly, I burned ya'll F*kers and the world, including the cucumber, the world, Bill clinton and his farm animals truck load, Mickey and Donald just because i like it

[Doron]

^^You're not worth it.

Never wear red.

[FireVortex]

^^You're not worth it.

Never wear red.

Dunno why but most of my jerseys r red :\.

[eestivend]

I walked away with Mickey Mouse because I like animals

[Furious]

I got raped by Hannah Montana because i'm high like a cannon

[Sylar]

i talked to america because i love animals

my day is fail

[bryanvan]

I raped jesus because i like animals. xD

[theblindarcher]

i got drunk with a grandmother beacuse i hate myself

[lmpulse]

I raped an elephant because im fcking horney
nah, just joking

I text massaged with a grandmother because im a fcking idiot

[theblindarcher]

I raped an elephant because im fcking horney
nah, just joking

I text massaged with a grandmother because im a fcking idiot

massaged?!