stupidest thing ever happened to you

[poehalcho]

Name the dumbest event that ever happened to you.

for me it was when i was about 10. we were doing the yearly try-out cito's (cito = test you take when you go to highschool at age of 12 (about 600 questions?)). those would be about 150 questions? when i finished up the teacher picked my test up and went to check it. half an hour later he calls me and says I only have 3 correct awnsers and makes me do the test over. 1.5 hour later i finish for the 2nd time, it gets checked this time 4 correct awnsers. then next thing he notices he's checking mine with the awnsers for the other version of the test

for some reason that teacher was never really fond of me, so I've always had the suspicion that he may have done it on purpose. when I get my hands on him....

[salmissra]

o.O did you not suspect something after getting THREE questions right lol? i would've died if i got 3/150 >.<. but yeah that sux. atleast he realized his mistake and gave you your right score lol.

[x_iCe_x]

this is one of my many, tried floating away with umbrella's jumping off my shed
FAIL

i was like 7

[LillDev!l]

eh, isnt cito multiple choice ? O.o then 3/150 would be kinda weird... should be more like 40 or so then...(if you randomly guess everything)

[Melez]

Probably trying to take a cake outta my fridge and accidently getting the floor creamy.

[Wu]

Probably trying to take a cake outta my fridge and accidently getting the floor creamy.

The light swich of our kitchen is right above the cat litter. I had delicious food fall in there on many occasions

[ImmortalKiller]

eh, isnt cito multiple choice ? O.o then 3/150 would be kinda weird... should be more like 40 or so then...(if you randomly guess everything)

Given that it was an ABCDE test, the probability of getting 3 / 150 is:

.0000000000250441

Or .00000000250441%. So I believe he was using a slight hyperbole... Unless they gave near EVERY question a different answer for the different versions of the test. Which is highly improbable.




If it was an ABCD test, the probability would be much lower.

[brentonsbbe359]

I had some random homeless kid walk up to me and say 'ur my new friend!:D' then he followed me around all day >.>
that's really not the stupidest thing, but it's what i thought of.

[ImmortalKiller]

I had some random homeless kid walk up to me and say '10k plys!:D' then he followed me around all day >.>
that's really not the stupidest thing, but it's what i thought of.

Couldn't resist.

[Nader]

I had some random homeless kid walk up to me and say '10k plys!:D' then he followed me around all day >.>
that's really not the stupidest thing, but it's what i thought of.

Couldn't resist.

lol i love OTL now this is my new home

[asusi]

my gf left me.

[Snoopy]

I'm stupid for reading this thread

[Burningwolf]

cutting the cake with a knife

then licking the icing off the knife with the inside of my mouth

such a bad cut and so hard to explain =(

[Phaidra]

this is one of my many, tried floating away with umbrella's jumping off my shed
FAIL

i was like 7

LMAO that's funny.

[willieb3]

lmao
well the dumbest thing ive ever done was probably take my super soakers with my friend and then open up the inside of a car and soaking the entire dash board

[CrimsonNuker]

Means you're retarded. Sorry.

jk

[Grimjaw]

Dropping a lit cigarette on a new Ikea rug I bought a while ago. I got distracted during furniture moving and needed to help some movers out, then before I knew it my cigarette had fallen to the floor and made a nice little hole in the rug. Aside from that nothing more note worthy has happened yet.

That's about it.

[Nixie]

I had some random homeless kid walk up to me and say 'ur my new friend!:D' then he followed me around all day >.>
that's really not the stupidest thing, but it's what i thought of.

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[Tyrax]

riding a Wal-Mart skateboard down a huge ass freakin hill.

[Anh_Hung_Rom_1]

reading this thread: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=103633

[LaloHao]

Jumping out of a stairs and breaking my arm(trying to fly)(at the age of 5)
turns out i couldn't fly YET, i had to discover my abilities and couldn't release them yet

[Locketart]

I thought this thread was about stupid things that have happened to you and not the stupid things you've done.

[SoAyame]

lol wut? Man this shit is funny.

[LaloHao]

I thought this thread was about stupid things that have happened to you and not the stupid things you've done.

ok, the someone pushed me from stairs and broke my arm
seriously, people this days are hard to satify

[Locketart]

I thought this thread was about stupid things that have happened to you and not the stupid things you've done.

ok, the someone pushed me from stairs and broke my arm
seriously, people this days are hard to satify

Or the fact that most of the users in this thread fail at reading comprehension.

[poehalcho]

I count things that you've done as things that have happened to you too...the difference is too slight.

[Jstar1]

I thought this thread was about stupid things that have happened to you and not the stupid things you've done.

I think that would be a better topic

[wootpops]

hhhmm broke 2 peices of glass at work for a school that was opening the next week and we couldn't install it in time..i suppose.

[Disconn3cted]

Probably trying to take a cake outta my fridge and accidently getting the floor creamy.

The light swich of our kitchen is right above the cat litter. I had delicious food fall in there on many occasions

grossssss cat box in the kitchen

[slytther]

Worst thing ever happened ,was like 2 years ago, was driving thru red with my Bike.....yeh u know what comes next