If Jesus had a wife?

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:49 pm

Alright blame the Da vinci code, or Holy Blood Holy Grail, but I am mildy intrugued, what your thoughts on this. What if Jesus had a wife? Why would you consider it a bad or good thing? Would it make you look at Jesus differently? I personally believe Jesus was real, but I choose to not believe in the bibles intereprations of him. If he had a wife it would be cool at least I think it would be cool, I wouldn't mind talking to Jesus's great great great great great gand daugther (she'd probaly be hot) lol.

iSinnnn · Post by **iSinnnn** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:52 pm

Why the hell would a girl in the jesus family be hot?

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:53 pm

why wouldn't she?

Axie · Post by **Axie** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:57 pm

if Jesus could turn water into wine imagine what he could turn his great great great great great granddaughter into

inky · Post by **inky** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:01 am

If Jesus did exist and he had a wife, would you do his uber great granddaughter if she looked like a dying cow?

Post by **Doron** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:01 am

Axie wrote:if Jesus could turn water into wine imagine what he could turn his great great great great great granddaughter into

that that girl would be damn old if she was still alive.... -.-'

I'd say...

I don't care.

bye=) g'luck with the thread..

NuclearSilo · Post by **NuclearSilo** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:05 am

If Jesus had a wife, he would be no more the same Jesus we're talking about. Just a no one.
If Jesus had a wife, you wouldn't be the same "you" who is asking this question, and probably wouldn't even exist.

XMoshe · Post by **XMoshe** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:10 am

Axie wrote:if Jesus could turn water into wine imagine what he could turn his great great great great great granddaughter into

Sexslave?

OnTopic: I couldn't care less about Jesus having a wife >.<

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:11 am

NuclearSilo wrote:If Jesus had a wife, he would be no more the same Jesus we're talking about. Just a no one.
If Jesus had a wife, you wouldn't be the same "you" who is asking this question, and probably wouldn't even exist.

umm. clarify that plz? Let stay away from getting perverted. I throw the bone and I guess the dogs couldn't resist.

Post by **Doron** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:17 am

Starting to get interesting...

I guess I'll stay a lil' longer...

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:20 am

if your gonna post try to answer the questions that I've posted.

Hostage · Post by **Hostage** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:54 am

If Jesus had a wife I'd hit it.

NuclearSilo · Post by **NuclearSilo** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:58 am

John_Doe wrote:umm. clarify that plz? Let stay away from getting perverted. I throw the bone and I guess the dogs couldn't resist.

clarify what? It's not clear what i said?

Verfo · Post by **Verfo** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:04 am

Hostage wrote:If Jesus had a wife I'd hit it.

but would it hit you?

Hostage · Post by **Hostage** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:11 am

Verfo wrote:
Hostage wrote:If Jesus had a wife I'd hit it.

but would it hit you?

Probably but in a different sense of the meaning.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:17 am

NuclearSilo wrote:If Jesus had a wife, he would be no more the same Jesus we're talking about. Just a no one.
If Jesus had a wife, you wouldn't be the same "you" who is asking this question, and probably wouldn't even exist.

More or less exactly.

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:33 am

Hostage wrote:
Verfo wrote:
Hostage wrote:If Jesus had a wife I'd hit it.

but would it hit you?

Probably but in a different sense of the meaning.

Lol

emperor3000 · Post by **emperor3000** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:16 am

If Jesus is real, would he have a Husband? :wink:

/Pi · Post by **/Pi** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:36 am

tits or gtfo

Post by **Crowley** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:09 am

Jesus never existed. End of discussion.

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:47 am

Tsume wrote:Jesus never existed. End of discussion.

There's a big chance that he did existed.
The things in the bible might be false but that's besides the point.

Anyway
If Jesus had a wife, I still would be an atheist.

asusi · Post by **asusi** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:09 am

Prophet Izaach wrote:tits or gtfo

i don't know why you want to see hes tits? but anyway here we go

Nitro · Post by **Nitro** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:44 am

I watched the movie - with one eye, it was in background while I was playing Final Fantasy (dont know how its called) - that there were 6 guys like Jesus before, and the next one comes 2150 ... everyone of them had 12 apostols, were born by virgin on 25th december... etc etc.. everything same as Jesus, its all connected and it ALL makes sense ... relly interesting movie... Its an amateur movie ... anyone knows the name?

vindicated01 · Post by **vindicated01** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:53 pm

im sure jesus is man..

Post by **Doron** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:33 pm

takolin wrote:
Tsume wrote:Jesus never existed. End of discussion.

There's a big chance that he did existed.
The things in the bible might be false but that's besides the point.

Anyway
If Jesus had a wife, I still would be an atheist.

he prolly did, cuz we're living in the ear 2008 after Christ, and even in the history books from school, when you're talking about the dinosaurs and the ice age, they say like ...year before Christ, soo...

yeah... made my point here...

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:56 pm

John_Doe wrote:
NuclearSilo wrote:If Jesus had a wife, he would be no more the same Jesus we're talking about. Just a no one.
If Jesus had a wife, you wouldn't be the same "you" who is asking this question, and probably wouldn't even exist.
umm. clarify that plz? Let stay away from getting perverted. I throw the bone and I guess the dogs couldn't resist.

It's not perverted at all, and he's correct. The entire story of the bible, including Jezus has had a tramendous impact on the past, present, and probably future.

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:08 pm

Joseph Smith Jr. would have been very pleased to see Jesus with a wife and children.

Post by **Rainigul** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:26 pm

Nitro wrote:I watched the movie - with one eye, it was in background while I was playing Final Fantasy (dont know how its called) - that there were 6 guys like Jesus before, and the next one comes 2150 ... everyone of them had 12 apostols, were born by virgin on 25th december... etc etc.. everything same as Jesus, its all connected and it ALL makes sense ... relly interesting movie... Its an amateur movie ... anyone knows the name?

Zeitgeist, it's great, and yes, it has to do with the constellation, zodiac, the earth is tilted to or whatever, and it happens every 2150 years. 12 apostles because of the 12 months. 25th of december because that's when the sun rises 1 degree after being 'dead' for 3 days, etc etc.

If Jesus could turn water into wine, he could turn his daughter into fine

It would make no difference to me if jesus had a wife, but the world would be affected, because now priests and shit would probably be allowed to have wives and stuff. I wonder if jesus was a virgin btw...
Although I don't believe jesus ever existed, there were plenty of historians living in jesus' time and shortly after he died living in his area, but none of them say anything about him, he's only mentioned 100 years later by the bible man.

izmeister · Post by **izmeister** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:31 pm

Rainigul wrote:
Nitro wrote:I watched the movie - with one eye, it was in background while I was playing Final Fantasy (dont know how its called) - that there were 6 guys like Jesus before, and the next one comes 2150 ... everyone of them had 12 apostols, were born by virgin on 25th december... etc etc.. everything same as Jesus, its all connected and it ALL makes sense ... relly interesting movie... Its an amateur movie ... anyone knows the name?

Zeitgeist, it's great, and yes, it has to do with the constellation, zodiac, the earth is tilted to or whatever, and it happens every 2150 years. 12 apostles because of the 12 months. 25th of december because that's when the sun rises 1 degree after being 'dead' for 3 days, etc etc.

If Jesus could turn water into wine, he could turn his daughter into fine

It would make no difference to me if jesus had a wife, but the world would be affected, because now priests and shit would probably be allowed to have wives and stuff. I wonder if jesus was a virgin btw...
Although I don't believe jesus ever existed, there were plenty of historians living in jesus' time and shortly after he died living in his area, but none of them say anything about him, he's only mentioned 100 years later by the bible man.

Jesus probably existed, its just all the things he did are highly exaggerated

Squirt · Post by **Squirt** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:33 pm

If jesus had a wife she would be pouring with fur and diamonds boy.

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