Choke ~ C.P wrote:Denny says, "It helps to remember the first time for everything." He says, "My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, this is going to make me rich."
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BlackFox898 wrote:to what pr0n!?!@?!?!?!?!??@!?@!?@!#?!#?# thats what everyone wants to know.
Actually **** it, what'd you watch?
I didn't watch anything....I'm just "talented"
Meaning imaginary girfriend. Much easier and safer to play sexual games in your head then risking a slap in the face from any selfrespecting girl outside right?
Seriously man,i can understand the feelings on the matter,but somethings are better left inside your mind.
Didn't need to know that.
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XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.
HawaiianMix wrote:Next time you do it make sure your parents are awake and in the next room. The fear of getting caught improves the strokage efficiency by 7%.
theblindarcher wrote:ok guys he jerked off wats so imporant bout that? *cyber hits you*
It's not. But the tard, no offence, posted it here to be "cool" or whatever people say this days.
Actually I posted it just to make a funny/awkward thread that people could laugh at or wonder why they just opened. Trying to look/be cool had nothing to do with it...and judging by the 80+ posts I say it worked
theblindarcher wrote:ok guys he jerked off wats so imporant bout that? *cyber hits you*
It's not. But the tard, no offence, posted it here to be "cool" or whatever people say this days.
Actually I posted it just to make a funny/awkward thread that people could laugh at or wonder why they just opened. Trying to look/be cool had nothing to do with it...and judging by the 80+ posts I say it worked
The 80+ posts more indicate that your a serious moron with attention problems.
Seriously dude, the next time you want to make an entertaining topic, DO NOT POST ABOUT YOUR PENIS.
Cause seriously, YOUR PENIS IS HARDLY ENTERTAINMENT FOR ANYONE. You'll probably start hearing that line more often as you get older.
Priam wrote:Cause seriously, YOUR PENIS IS HARDLY ENTERTAINMENT FOR ANYONE. You'll probably start hearing that line more often as you get older.
serious lul's
how long did it take you to come up with that one
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.