WOW!! I Couldn't Believe My Eyes..

[Barotix]

Ask him if he would like to go dancing while sitting down.

[Draquish]

Ask him if he would like to go dancing while sitting down.

BORING!


Caress his shlong, and push him up to a wall.

[crazyskwrls]

i like how everyone use smiley faces to illustrate their story

i am entertained!

[Verfo]

1) on the door
2) say hi
3) say welcome to the neighborhoood
4) i had made you a patch of cookies as a welcoming gift

after couple days invite him over for dinner

after another couple days ask him out

[crazyskwrls]

... the famous phrase has not been said

well...

when in doubt whip it out

or in ur case.... rip it off

okay that sounded wrong.....

[The Mobius]

1) on the door
2) say hi
3) say welcome to the neighborhoood
4) i had made you a patch of cookies as a welcoming gift

after couple days invite him over for dinner

after another couple days ask him out

and bam you're pregnant. haha jk

But yes, the batch of cookies thing does get a guys attention

[Xyzzzy]

or in ur case.... rip it off

owww

[Isis]

I can't believe this thread is still going on

But can I just add that he ain't my neighbour and lives about 30mins away in the car..

[satman83]

So 30 mins is nothing....think about it

30 mins there

15 mins and hes done

30 mins back home

[Isis]

So 30 mins is nothing....think about it

30 mins there

15 mins and hes done

30 mins back home

I need longer then 15mins, more like an hour and 15

[Snoopy]

Not even her?

damn thats a fake sun tan,,

way to much black around the eyes,,

whole girl is like
white (not blond) hear,, combo with (fake) brown skin, black eyes (cant tell the color of her eyes)

and those shoes dont seem nice to walk on,, see the angle of her foot,,

i wouldnt fell for her,, shes like, im barbie,, will you be my ken,, driving in our pink car damn that girl is some mixed up fashion doll

Uhm, who cares? As long as she puts out, I'd put in.

[satman83]

So 30 mins is nothing....think about it

30 mins there

15 mins and hes done

30 mins back home

I need longer then 15mins, more like an hour and 15

There in lies the problem my dear, you would be to much for him

[Isis]

BUMP...

Oh I've just found him....... on facebook

[[SD]Kratos]

BUMP...

Oh I've just found him....... on facebook

XD add him

[Isis]

BUMP...

Oh I've just found him....... on facebook

XD add him

Oh and I have and he accepted my friend request

[sparta_sword]

just out of curiousity? what are both your your facebooks? his and yours, just want to see if yall are in the same league for one another PM if you want too. BTW I don't use facebook so I'm not going to add you

[Isis]

just out of curiousity? what are both your your facebooks? his and yours, just want to see if yall are in the same league for one another PM if you want too. BTW I don't use facebook so I'm not going to add you

Think I might just give that a miss.......

[Snoopy]

1) on the door
2) say hi
3) say welcome to the neighborhoood
4) i had made you a patch of cookies as a welcoming gift DATERAPE

He's all yours!

I fixed it a bit.

[Squirt]

Flash him a nipple and your done

[Doron]

yeah, he's a man, just flash him a little boob...

can't belive I've missed this thread...

damn...

well, here's a song to help ya out a little, from your own brittish grounds,

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[Isis]

Keep that crap away from my thread




J/K

[Doron]

=(

Oh, btw, when did Vicky do her boobs??

damn, nice work, but.. it isn't really believable...

[Isis]

Oh I have him on msn now

[Snoopy]

Oh I have him on msn now

oh mai.

Soon he'll be over your house getting lessons from your rabbit =o

[Squirt]

Oh I have him on msn now

oh mai.

Soon he'll be over your house Making breakfast.

[Isis]

hehe I'm chatting to him now

[Squirt]

Tell him you can swallow a whole banana! So he will know that you are a competitive eater!


Tell him your bunny said hi

[Snoopy]

Oh I have him on msn now

oh mai.

Soon he'll be over your house Making breakfast.

are you suggesting.... hotplate sex?

[takolin]

Use a vicky Pollard imitation.
It's bound to lead to endless shagging.

You might end up with a baby who you'll trade for a westlife cd even though they're rubbish.

[Doron]

oh by the way, ask him what kinds of eggs he can make...

can he fry them, boil them, fertilise them, or something else?

I joke...