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lol i just saw this on the love guru pretty clever

b=basic
i=intructions
b=before
l=leaving
e=earth

another one i happen to know

immortal = i'm mortal
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God is playing with us :(
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how to get a wife bible style

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Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. - Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)


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lol.

it's true :D
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heroo wrote:lol.

it's true :D

lol i sadly think this is not too far off
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Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. - Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)




Lol, I remember that, Jacob got screwed over...lol. He never really liked the 1st wife. :P I also believe he had sex with two slave women...who both their wives suggested. O_o...or was it only the 1st one's slave girl? :?

Which by all those years, Jacob got tired of the old man's sh1t and started stealing some of his flock. :P
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Also a song by Gza the genius. Well, on Liquid Swords anyway.
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Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. - Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)


My favourite.


Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)


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got it from urban dictionary

Bible:An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday
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:roll: see when you make topics like this, its gonna start a flame war if i was in the mode, and everyone is makes fun of it :roll:
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More pls :D
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History = "His Story"
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(The dude playing violin at 3:48 reminds me (looks like) my son)
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