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Hi guys, stupid question prolly i know, but what the hell is it with all this Chuck Norris quoting and things like "Chuck Norris would kick your butt" ??

I never heard of Chuck Norris and every forum i visit theres quotes of Chuck Norris and people saying stuff like 'ask chuck norris',.../

So what is it with that Chuck Norris guy ? It seems like he's a karate actor or something.. So someone explain me please :)

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Google his name. You'll find a lot of bullshit about him.
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.rek wrote:Google his name. You'll find a lot of bullshit about him.

Yeah,but why him? :?
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Because he is invincible in his movies.
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Two words: Barren's Chat. The infamous Barren's Chat is a place in WoW where teenagers go to flame eachother and say stupid things. Over the years, there have been multiple "core" topics, including "Your Mom", "Chuck Norris", "Vin Diesel", and many more. Chuck Norris came early on, and stayed for so long, that people started making websites.

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It's the most pathetic thing ever! Chuck Norris =x it's just lame, not funny or anything. People just quote him to follow stereotypes.
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chuck norris invicible? find him here getting his arm and leg broken by bruce lee.

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How about wiki first, questions later ;]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
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MrBow wrote:How about wiki first, questions later ;]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris


i checked wiki first but i still didnt get why allways these quotes with chuck norris, he seemed like a white bruce lee to me but they dont say like 'bruce lee will kick your ass for asking shuch a stupid question' or something like that :)

just wanted to know whats so special bout that guy, there are hundreds of those karate fighting never dying actors :P
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olivierd wrote:
MrBow wrote:How about wiki first, questions later ;]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris


i checked wiki first but i still didnt get why allways these quotes with chuck norris, he seemed like a white bruce lee to me but they dont say like 'bruce lee will kick your ass for asking shuch a stupid question' or something like that :)

just wanted to know whats so special bout that guy, there are hundreds of those karate fighting never dying actors :P


Nothing special IMO. People just love to use his name nothing special.
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mahumps wrote:
olivierd wrote:
MrBow wrote:How about wiki first, questions later ;]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris


i checked wiki first but i still didnt get why allways these quotes with chuck norris, he seemed like a white bruce lee to me but they dont say like 'bruce lee will kick your ass for asking shuch a stupid question' or something like that :)

just wanted to know whats so special bout that guy, there are hundreds of those karate fighting never dying actors :P


Nothing special IMO. People just love to use his name nothing special.


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PuppetOfGaea wrote:
mahumps wrote:
olivierd wrote:i checked wiki first but i still didnt get why allways these quotes with chuck norris, he seemed like a white bruce lee to me but they dont say like 'bruce lee will kick your ass for asking shuch a stupid question' or something like that :)

just wanted to know whats so special bout that guy, there are hundreds of those karate fighting never dying actors :P


Nothing special IMO. People just love to use his name nothing special.


Wow, seriously? Do you guys just see my posts as being 3-4 sentences so you decide it's too much work to read? I EXPLAINED IT!!!


no... you didnt explain why they use chuck norris
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Jstar1 wrote:chuck norris invicible? find him here getting his arm and leg broken by bruce lee.

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omg its the death of chuck norris

i guess this settles the long time debate between bruce lee and chuck norris

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PuppetOfGaea wrote:Two words: Barren's Chat. The infamous Barren's Chat is a place in WoW where teenagers go to flame eachother and say stupid things. Over the years, there have been multiple "core" topics, including "Your Mom", "Chuck Norris", "Vin Diesel", and many more. Chuck Norris came early on, and stayed for so long, that people started making websites.

There's your history lesson for the day.


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Lol Vin Diesel/Chuck Norris

if it weren't for Steven Seagal most of us would probably be dead by now with all these terrorists and nukes and nuclear waste

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Fedor has now taken Chuck Norris roll,lol.
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Why didnt Chuck Norris act in Titanic?
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The reason chuck norris is so famous is because he's a martial artist.

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google.com wrote:FIGHT RECORD:

* 1963: 15th Airforce Judo Tournament, Fairchild Airforce Base, Spokane, Washington, March 22-23, fought as Carlos Norris: Result unknown.
* 1964: Defeated unknown in Salt Lake City Tournament (debut).
* 1964: Defeated unknown in semi-finals in Salt Lake City Tournament.
* 1964: Defeated by unknown in finals in Salt Lake City Tournament.
* 1964: Defeated Ron Marchini in the finals at the Tak Kubota's All-Stars Tournament in Los Angeles, California by half a point.
* 1965: Defeated by Tonny Tulleners.
* 1965: Defeated by Joe Lewis.
* 1965: Defeated Ron Marchini for the Grand Championship of the Winter Nationals in San Jose, California.
* 1966: Defeated by Allen Steen at the Long Beach Tournament promoted by Ed Parker.
* 1966: Won the National Winter Karate Championships in San Jose, California promoted by Jim Mather.
* 1966: Defeated Skipper Mullins.
* 1966: Defeated Joe Lewis in finals of the Tournament of Champions in New York City.
* 1966: Won the All-Star Championship Tournament in Los Angeles, California.
* 1966: Defeated Skipper Mullins.
* 1967: Won American Tang Soo Do Championship in Stockton, California.
* 1967: Defeated Hiroshi Nakamura (Japan) in semi-finals Of American Karate Championships in New York.
* 1967: Defeated Joe Lewis for the Grand Championship at the All American Karate Championships in New York.
* 1967: Won the World Karate Middleweight Title in Long Beach, California
* 1967: Defeated Skipper Mullins(?/?).
* 1967: Defeated Carlos Bundo at the Grand Champion Internationals.
* 1967: Defeated Joe Lewis at the Grand Champion Internationals.
* 1967: Won All American Karate Championships promoted by Henry Cho.
* 1967: Won National Tang So Do Tournament in Silversprings, Maryland.
* 1967: Defeated by Marcos Solar at Kini K. Wang Tournament.
* 1967: Defeated Skipper Mullins(?/?).
* 1967: Defeated Skipper Mullins(??).
* 1967: Defeated Joe Lewis(?/?).
* 1967: Defeated Arnold Urquidez.
* 1967: Defeated Victor Moore(?/?).
* 1967: Defeated Steve Sanders(?/?).
* 1967: Won All American Karate Championships.
* 1968: Defeated Fred Wren in Dallas Tournament.
* 1968: Defeated Skipper Mullins in semi finals in Dallas Tournament.
* 1968: Defeated by Joe Lewis in finals of Dallas Tournament promoted by Allen Steen.
* 1968: Defeated Skipper Mullins in Long Beach, California.
* 1968: Won the Internationals(Dallas, Texas).
* 1968: Defeated by Louis Delgado in West Coast vs, East Coast.
* 1968: Defeated Theodore Wong in Orient vs. US in New York.
* 1968: Defeated Louis Delgado on November 24th on points: 101 to 93 to win the World Professional Middleweight Title at the Waldorf Astoria in New York.
* 1968: Draw with George Chalian, on Governor's Island, in New York.
* 1968: Won All-American Karate Championships in New York.
* 1968: Won the National Tournament of Champions in Cleveland, Ohio.
* 1969: Won The Internationals.
* 1970: Won All Star Teams Championship in Long Beach, California.
* 19??: Won North American Karate Championships in New York, New York.
* 1970: Defeated unknown opponent on January 17th at the Long Beach Sports Arena for the US Team Championship. Norris announced his retirement following the match.
* 1972: Draw with Willie Adams-U.S. Teams Championship.



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haha chuck norris toilet paper LOL

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